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Thursday, August 03, 2017

But First These Messages: What people wear

But First These Messages

     Our program  "Batman vs. Abe Lincoln" will return  but first these messages.....


     This time we look at clothes!  (Yay!) Of things people buy the most prominent thing seems to be clothes. (In fact, you are probably wearing some right now)  So of course they will be advertised because we don't make our own clothes (you might?) so we buy them.  But first these messages...


  I wish every day could be Saturday Night ...

      To our British audience (hello) we are meaning just trousers not underpants..
 
  This is a 70's ad  for a place called Just Pants (wonder what they sold there)
Hello do you sell shirts here? No! Just pants! but I really need a shirt! 

        I love music in this ad  it's catchy for a song that has the lyrics "Just  Pants" 
   
 I think this guy is hitting on us , also those aren't pants, that's a shirt. 

       Children's clothes are a great business because they grow out of clothes and or destroy clothes and that means you have to buy more.  Let's advertise for children's clothes too.  




  More 70's and this one isn't strange or fun it's just a straight forward time piece.

Time or bring back flared bottoms ! 

    The commercial wants the buyer to know that for your $4.00 or  $5.00 you are getting pants that will last longer than 3 days because your boys are destructive or something. ($4.00! I need a time machine!)   It's also sadly, maybe a time piece just because K-Mart, which we don't know how much longer that place has left.  

       Well this is  awkward ...

   

   70's  Women's clothing commercial from Sears was targeting the professional woman who wants professional clothes.

 
"Hey I like your solid shirt, it's very red." 

   
I am glad the pants fit , thanks Sears! 

  Time to get out of those work clothes  and have some action wear ! 

more after the  Jump 




     Also, yes more Sears.

 This one is interesting : it starts slow  Teenage girl watching the TV, Dad reading a newspaper, Mom doing some sewing , the sister reading. and the brother doing whatever that was.

                        Dancing TV Girl

                      After searching through the TV channel ,she finds a channel playing some music and it gets her in the spirit! (Early MTV was that powerful (Yes we know there wasn't MTV yet) )

             
Oh my Gosh, It's happening! 

   Then her rupturing starts to spread as mother starts tapping her foot and father tapping his fingers.  Then mother starts groove-sewing. ( Fake Fun fact: Did you 203 people a year were injured by groove-sewing between 1973-1981?)  


                    
                    Then the sister decides she has to groove too!

        Eventually the whole family is dancing and I guess, if you want to be this active buy these clothes.

     In speaking of rapture...

         

    It's Debbie Harry!  She's selling us Jeans.


 Deborah Harry, sorry! 

       Yep just Debbie Harry walking through some back alleys and we should buy the pants she's wearing that's it.  

   That ad was from 1980's  I think it is time to stay in the 80's. 



  hmm what?

 Have you seen my keys? 
They aren't here!
Are you looking correctly? 

   Anyway we had our fun,  now back to our program  which was something something something. 


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