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Tuesday, December 06, 2016

But First These Messages: Christmas (well of course)

But First These Messages... 

   So This is Christmas (ewww why did we write this)  Every Christmas season the commercials put on their decorations and  sell you stuff ,while fitting the season.  Is this pandering ? Yes , but that's what commercials do.

  But First These Messages :


 In 1994, the remade "Miracle on 34th Street"  it's an alright remake.  So of course 7 Up (the Un Cola) decided hey lets tie ourselves with the movie. Also at the same time get some miracle money.

   Coca Cola (the Cola Cola )  is very much apart of Christmas (In fact in the 80's Christmas was called ,Coca-Cola presents New Christmas , that is a lie!)   so in 1994, they seem to be warning us of something.


 The Santa Packs are coming, do not run , they are coming!   You can not escape them!

Beer isn't really Christmas related ,but this Budwesier commercial feels very Christmas-y .

   The Cyldesdale Horses get a Christmas outing in this ad, and yes it feels very Christmas-y , and it's nice they wish you best , and not just scream Buy our Beer!

Toys!  Nothing says Christmas like toys! (In fact... in the old days Christmas and Toys were synonyms , ok we lied again)


 One thing about this 1976 Toys 'R' US commercial is that it's not loud , annoying or disturbing. It has the gentleness that Christmas should be. (opinion?)




It's weird to think that M&M's ads used to not have those weird talking candy  things . This 1978 just shows us Christmas and the product being used in the fun.

Though this one is nice too



more after the jump (come along with us)





You've seen this on TV for  many many many (many ) years . I do have some questions though.
How long was he out there for?
Why didn't he move around a bit?
Did someone put those coals and carrots on his snow covered body with out helping?
Are we overthinking this soup commercial?
"Darn it , all over my clean floor, back outside with you!"/Copyright Campbell's 

     Gotta buy some stuff for Christmas (it's the law! no it's not? well)  
  


  Santa outsourced his work to Kmart.

Mickey Mouse Disco, that's what I want! 

Make your home a window wonderland ! 

  Thanks Glass Wax!



I don't know what's going on here... Gap is making a cult ...  ice ice baby.


We could go further, but we have to pace ourselves.

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