But First These Messages : America is 200

But First these Messages 

        2016 is the United States  240th birthday ,and it's also the 40th anniversary of the bicentennial  which is a weird thing to say but that's what we are doing here , celebrating 1976 and America's bicentennial.  But first we need to prepare for July 4th so we need to buy some stuff.

But first These messages:
 
   We need some food , but  let's not cook it ourselves, but what should we get ?  What's more American than Hamburgers? (Hotdogs?)

                   
             
    It is hard to get things your way... I mean you could fire the painter if he's not doing it your way but fine I guess. Back to burgers .. mmm Burger King that'll work we bring some for our bicentennial dinner bash.  Ah 1976 when food in commercials look like the food you will be buying. (It's like food without the make up)

 mmmmmmm 100% pure beef  what you mean burgers aren't.. never mind/burgerking eyeh8cbs/youtube

      Good we got the hamburgers and we fired the painter.  We need something to wash down the 100% pure beef (paint?) .  How about Coke?  (well I am leaving, I am an RC Cola lover) 

  

                           
   Let me tell you my children , the ride of Paul Revere with his trusty Coke, he ran  to tell of it's deliciousness  and the British are trying to take it. (NOOOOOOO!!!!)   Also we should paint more fire hydrants red, white ,and blue.
     Coca-Cola went all out for the bicentennial theme.  

  For some people Coke might not be what they want (finally, we get some nice tasty Dr.Pepper here) so , we got 7UP (uuuuugh).


                                
      MMM  Bicentennial Bottles  , though these bottles do limit me from passing off any old 7up as new ,but hey Washington  crossed the Delaware for 7UP so might as well some.

Darn 100% pure beef ..

            
   Johnny, please spell relief ... R-E-L-I-E-F , relief ...wrong it's R-O-L-A-I-D-S , relief.  

   Ah 1976 , your  antacid commercials were more direct and I remember what the product is so good job.  Yes it may not have a bicentennial favor , but you know what? America likes relief!

  Much better , but we gotta get some plates and tacky red,white , and blue decorations for our Bicentennial where ever shall we go?  (Amazon?)


                     
    These are the happiest people to ever shop ,and they also sing their loyalty to  Kmart.  Infact these people are invited to our 4th of July 1976 party come on over guys we need your energy.

  All these people , are going to need to follow us for our party, but how do we make this easy?  Convoy time!  You know what else was popular in 1976?

uhhhh Not  Richard Nixon ? 

    Yep, that's right .. CB Radios (well I was close) 

     
   We stopped by our Local Radio Shack getting some CB Radios  now we can have convoy  that's 10-4   on our way to the big D.

  Welp to time to buy a car...


            
  Nothing says  America like  a big car ... actually that would be a nice to have, looks comfy maybe too comfy like you will fall a sleep in the comfort and verve off the road, good thing we have  a CB Radio.

Sure, Oldsmobile ,build me one  everything on it , and wrap it up. /GM/ OsbornTramain.youtube 

     

                    
     I want this cereal , take all my money Kellog's your commercial has convinced me .  At least this one is patriotic.  If you love America give it some love and buy some Kellog's cereal , go ! We'll wait. because Yes, we Can!

   That's our messages ...now back to our program "Abe Lincoln vs Godzilla"...

ABC Announces Fall Premiere Dates

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     ABC has announced their fall schedule any they are heading  to it early , at least for "Dancing With the Stars" which will start it's new season on September 12th. There's also the prime time Emmys  which happens on  September 18th.

Here's the dates and times

 Monday , September 12

8PMET  Dancing With the Stars 

Sunday, September 18

7PMET  68th Emmy Awards Arrival Pre-Show 

8PMET   68th  Emmy Awards  

Tuesday, September 20

8PMET  Dancing with the Stars :Results Show 

10PMET  Marvel's  Agents of  S.H.I.E.L.D  

Wednesday, September 21 

8PMET  The Goldbergs  

8:30PM  Speechless 

9PMET    Modern Family 

9:30PM   Black-ish  

10PMET  Designated Surivor 

Thursday, September 22 

8PMET   Grey's Anatomy 

9PMET    Notorious  

10PMET   How to Get Away with Murder 

Friday, September 23 

8PMET   Last Man Standing 

8:30PMET  Dr. Ken 

9PMET    Shark Tank 

Sunday, September 25

8PMET   Once Upon a Time 

9PMET  Secrets and Lies  

10PMET   Quantico 

Sunday, October 2 

7PMET  America's Funniest Home Videos 

Monday, October 3 

10PMET  Conviction (new series) 

Tuesday, October 11 

8PMET The Middle 

8:30PMET  American Housewife (new series) 

9PMET   Fresh off the Boat 

9:30PM  The Real O'Neals 

press release after the Jump

CBS Announces Fall Premiere Dates

CBS  TVLOOKFALL2016 

    CBS has announced their fall premiere dates , as has been the case for the past couple years "The Big Bang Theory" will start the season on Mondays then moving back to Thursdays after CBS has finished airing their simulcasts of Thursday Night Football.  October 27th will be the date for "The Big Bang Theory" to move, season premieres  of "Mom" and "Life in Pieces". New comedy,"The Great Indoors" and New Drama "Pure Genius" also start that night.

    Here's a look at the full premiere dates:


Thursday, Sept. 15

8:25 PM ET/5:25 PT: “Thursday Night Football”

Sunday, Sept. 18
8:30 PM ET “Case Closed” part 1 (miniseries, two hours)

Monday, Sept. 19
8 PM ET“The Big Bang Theory”
8:30 PM ET “Kevin Can Wait” (New Series)
9PM ET “Case Closed” part 2 (two hours)


Tuesday, Sept. 20
8 PM ET “NCIS”
9 PM ET “Bull”  (New Series)
10PM ET “NCIS: New Orleans”


Wednesday, Sept. 21
8PMET  “Survivor” (90 minutes)
9:30PM ET “Big Brother” finale (90 minutes)


Friday, Sept. 23
8 PM ET“MacGyver” (New Series)
9 PM ET “Hawaii Five-0”
10PM ET “Blue Bloods”


Saturday, Sept. 24
10 PM ET“48 Hours”


Sunday, Sept. 25
7:30 PM ET “60 Minutes” (follows NFL doubleheader)
8:30 PM ET“Case Closed” part 3 (two hours)

Wednesday, Sept. 28
9 PM ET “Criminal Minds”
10 PM ET “Code Black”

Sunday, Oct. 2
8 PM ET“NCIS: Los Angeles”
9 PM ET“Madam Secretary”
10 PM ET“Elementary”


Monday, Oct. 3
9 PM ET “Scorpion” (two hours)

Monday, Oct. 10
9 PM ET “2 Broke Girls” (one hour)
10 PM ET “Scorpion” (time period premiere)


Monday, Oct. 17
9:30 PM ET  “The Odd Couple”


Monday, Oct. 24
8 PM ET“Kevin Can Wait” (time period premiere)
8:30 PM ET “Man with a Plan” (New Series )


Thursday, Oct. 27
8 PM ET“The Big Bang Theory” (time period premiere)
8:30 PM ET  “The Great Indoors” (New Series)
9 PM ET “Mom”
9:30 PM ET “Life in Pieces”
10 PM ET  “Pure Genius”(New Series)
press release after the Jump

The CW releases Fall Premiere dates

The CW TVLookFall2016 

    The CW continues it's tradition of starting it's fall season in October , starting it's new season October 4th, With the new season of The Flash, and the premiere of No Tomorrow .  The first week also includes their annual broadcasts of the "IHeart Radio Music Festival" on October 6th and 7th.

Here's the schedule



Tuesday, October 4th
8 PM ET “The Flash”
9  PM ET “No Tomorrow” (New Series)

Wednesday, October 5th
8 PM ET“Arrow”
9  PM ET “Frequency”

Thursday, October 6th

8 PM ET “iHeartRadio Music Festival” night one (two hours)

Friday, October 7th
8  PM ET“iHeartRadio Music Festival” night two (two hours)

Monday, October 10th
8 PM ET“Supergirl”

Thursday, October 13th
8  PM ET “Legends of Tomorrow”

9  PM ET  “Supernatural”

Monday, October 17th
9  PM ET “Jane the Virgin”

Friday, October 21st 

8  PM ET “The Vampire Diaries”

9  PM ET “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend”

press release after the jump

FOX releases Fall Premiere Dates

FOX  TVLookFall2016 

   FOX has released its Fall premiere dates , Thursday. It will premiere it's entire fall line up on the week of September 19th.

Here's the schedule


Monday, Sept. 19
8 PM ET  “Gotham”
9 PM ET “Lucifer”

Tuesday, Sept. 20
8 PM ET “Brooklyn Nine-Nine”
8 PM ET “New Girl”
9 PM ET“Scream Queens”


Wednesday, Sept. 21
8 PM ET “Lethal Weapon”  (new series)
9  PM ET  “Empire”

Thursday, Sept. 22
8 PM ET“Rosewood”
9 PM ET “Pitch”   (new series)


Friday, Sept. 23
8 PM ET “Hell’s Kitchen”
9 PM ET “The Exorcist”  (new series)

Sunday, Sept. 25
7:30 PM ET “Bob’s Burgers”
8 PM ET“The Simpsons”
8:30 PM ET “Son of Zorn”  (new series)
9 PM ET “Family Guy”
9:30  PM ET “The Last Man on Earth”

press release after the jump

The Lookback :Game Shows II in Your Lifetime

The Flashback   Game Shows 

      We've done game shows before (hence the II ) so we decided to do another lookback at  game shows that used to air on Daytime ,but don't anymore.  Let's go shall we?

1. Supermarket Sweep  
   You know what is fun ?  Supermarkets (let's make it a game show).  That is what this game show was , for note : we are talking about the U.S series  in this case.   The first version began on ABC in 1965  hosted by Lloyd Gross and run for two years.   The show was really done in a supermarket in this era.  Food Fair (which sounds like something else)  in New York they would change locations,   The concept was  there  were questions about prices of objects at the store. (Like the Price is right but with prices being right... never mind)   There was  a base start time of 1:30 , the questions would lead to see who would get 15 seconds more time if they got  the price or close enough to it.  Then the 2nd part was where the sweep comes in (they raced on brooms .. not really that would be cool though)  after gathering the time  they would go on the shopping spree  the winners were those who go the most items got to do it again the next game . (Yay!!!?)

                                
                        This is the happiest I've been at supermarket since the great soda spillage /Youtube
       In 1990, the show made a return to  Lifetime of all places  and it had a new early 90's feel and everything.   For this version instead of wasting a supermarket's time  they created a mock one at Hollywood Center Studios.  This one had 3 rounds  : The Questions,  Sweep , and Bonus sweep  (oooh) otherwise now their 3 teams of 2 and colors since it's 1990.  Blue, Red and Yellow  (Green was considered but it didn't like the contract)  The food on the show was ummm not for consumption   The questions had multiple formats instead of the old price is right style before.
                           
               I'm watching Lifetime so when is , you know Lifetime jokes are too easy/Lifetime
 The series ran from 1990-1995 on Lifetime , it beat the first one by a few years. Come in the last time when a network called PAX TV picked it up in 2000  and it first used the same set before moving in 2001. They also kept the same style as Lifetime.  PAX TV had three seasons , but sadly that was the last of the show too bad., oh well.

2. Debt 

 What? That's the name yep. and back to Lifetime (conspiracy) in 1996. It was hosted by Wink Martindale (you may know him as the host of Tic-tac-dough)  So what is this game show?   You have three contestants are a put in debt  (yay?!)  between $6000 and $10,000 .   The idea was to get out of debt. (Sounds easy)   They had to answer who am I questions  did well your debt goes down , do bad your debt goes up. (Just like real life!)  And the end the person with the most debt was eliminated (we hope figuratively)  and given  a $200 saving bond and a piggy bank. (Good I was on the just for the bank) .   Then the show continued the highest debt in 2nd round would be eliminated,  they would attempt to win more money or   if they didn't make it would get $1,500  or $1,000 saving bond.
 It aired on in the slot replacing by Shop 'Til you Drop on Lifetime.  It ran  until 1997 , it was pulled by  Lifetime after being sued by Merv Griffin because of Jeopardy. (boo!)

                 
               Hey! Who wants Debt!!!! wait ...nevermind/Lifetime

3.  Shop Til you Drop!
      Ok we  have a theme :Lifetime  , shopping , oh an a PAX bonus. In this show, forget the market it's a 90's dream ...the mall!   The series began in 1991 on Lifetime ( sigh) hosted by Jeff Goldstein.  The concept of the show was there were two teams of two to win prizes and a trip. They had something called stunt rounds were mini games played one minute length.   You had a shopper's challenge round  it had where you had quick questions in pop culture or shopping.    Anyway  , after awhile  Lifetime ended the show because it moved to Family Channel (later known as Fox Family , now known as Freeform). In 1996 when it moved it was called the New Shop 'Til you Drop. Pax picked up reruns it did so well that they made their own in 2000 and it ran for 3 seasons. (Also reunited the show with Supermarket Sweep) .
 PAX made some changes :  they made it more like a giant warehouse store instead and the stunts were made into questions instead of balloons in pants. (which sounds dirty)
                         

                      
                       Shop Till Drop..that just sounds painful

That's our lookback at game shows II , tune in next time when we found a game show where people had to shop inside a drug store or else face debt  but was canceled right in the middle because Merv Griffin sued them. (I hope that's not real)
                             

NBC announces fall premiere dates

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 NBC has  announced  their fall premiere dates, Wednesday  of course, the literal kick-off of their new season will be  Football.  Starting Thursday September 8th ,with the Superbowl ® champions  Denver Broncos vs the team they won against, the Carolina Panthers.  The Sunday Night Football officially starts September 11th with the Cardinals vs the Patriots.

Here are the other premiere dates :


Wednesday , September 14th
10PMET  Blindspot (new season)

Monday, September 19th
8-10PMET   The Voice  (new season)
10pmet   The Good Place (new series)

Tuesday, September 20th
8-10PMET   The Voice
10PMET   This Is Us  (new series)

Wednesday, September 21st
8PMET   Blindspot (time period premiere)
9PMET  Law & Order :SVU (new season)
10PMET  Chicago :PD (new season)

Thursday, September 22nd
8PMET   Superstore  (new season)
8:30PMET  The Good Place (time period premiere)
9PMET   Chicago Med  (new season)
10PMET  The Blacklist  (new season)

Friday, September 23rd
8-9pmet  Caught on Camera with Nick Cannon  (new season)
9pmet-11pm  Dateline NBC (new season)

Monday, October 3

10PMET  Timeless (new series)

Tuesday, October 11
9pmet  This is Us (time period premiere)
10pm   Chicago Fire (new season)


Press release after the Jump

A List of 10 : Our Favorite Gravity Falls episodes

List of 10 

 written  by Skyler

       Yes we know , Gravity Falls ended in February and there are tons of lists like this on the internet , we are guessing , but none are a Joshuaonline list  ,plus Gravity Falls lives on in repeats and in our hearts of this amazing wonderful show.  With the show ended , we can just look through all the episodes and find our 10 favorites.  On some shows there are episodes I  Love, like , ok with , and don't like . The Simpsons has that  affect on me, but this show is pretty much every single episode I love so with  40 , I had to find 10 that I  feel are my favorites out of the 40. Also these are my favorites that means they are my opinion , would love to know what yours are though.

10.  Headhunters  (Season 1, Episode 3) 

      This episode is just weird fun . Mabel and Dipper find Stan's old  wax sculptures  but wax Abe Lincoln has been melted by the blinds being opened. (It probably was Wax John Wilks Booth) so Mabel makes a wax Stan replacement , but then wax Stan has been be headed.  Dipper and Mabel search for clues and look at suspects in the town and it's twist is fun.  Also Wax Larry King is awesome. 

9. Boss Mabel (Season 1, Episode 13) 

       Mabel becomes the boss at the Mystery Shack after she makes a bet with Stan.  Mabel running the Mystery Shack is a funny sight as she uses 80's business ideas and let's the others do their ideas. While Stan's scenes at the game show are funny and quick paced.  It's a fun , crazy  episode .

 8.  Bottomless Pit! (season 1 ,Episode 14) 

    This is an episode where  Dipper,Mabel, Stan, and Soos fall down a bottomless pit and while they are falling they pass the time with stories  (as you do)  Each story is fun and in true Gravity Falls style and they probably  all really  happened to characters.  Soos' story has a great title : Soos' Really Great Pinball Story , Dipper having his voice issues is very Dipper, and  giving Stan truth dentures is a bad idea and makes it really funny that he can't lie.  It's a great mixture of stories. 

7. Fight  Fighters (Season 1, Episode 10)  

      Wendy's  boyfriend, Robbie , challenges Dipper to a fight  he gets a video game character from an arcade game to help him fight.  It's  a fun episode filled with arcade and 80's game references and really funny scenes with Dipper  and Rumble McSkirmish are great interactions. 

6. The Stanchurian Candidate (Season 2, Episode 14) 

    What would happen if Stan ran for office? This episode  is answers that question  it's a fun episode with  a new Gideon scheme. It's interesting to notice that Dipper and Gideon both had similar plans to control someone puppet style. Also Gravity Falls' election  rules  fits that town so well. 

5. The Inconveniencing (Season 1, Episode 5)

     Dipper is trying to act cool for Wendy and her friends  , but has to do something embarrassing to save them from ghosts who died after being shocked by actions of teenagers (ha!) Mabel's lost in a candy that was banned induced state, that brings some of the episodes most memorable scenes  and the lamby Dance! (poor Dipper) 

4. Irrational Treasure (Season 1, Episode 8) 

    Dipper is trying to prove that the town wasn't founded by the NorthWest family, and Mabel is helping to prove she's not silly.  We also meet our 8 1/2 president Quentin Trembley. It's a fun episode and  shows that somtimes looking at things in a different way helps get the solution. Stan's scenes where is in the stocks are funny and pure Stan.  

3. Tourist Trapped (Season 1, Episode 1)

     Yes , the First episode, it's where we first meet everyone and we get our first taste at the strangeness. We get the Gnomes for the first time and where Dipper gets his iconic pine tree hat. It's not the first episode of the show I ever saw , but when I did , I loved it.  

2. The Time Traveler’s Pig (Season 1, Episode 9)

    This is the episode that where Waddles comes in, which all we saw before of him was in the opening theme. We also get  a time travel episode and we meet Blendin Blandin  and we visit past episodes.  The sight gags are also something to love in this and you will be rewatching to look at all of them again.   

Our honorable mentions... 

  5.  We could have interchanged this episode for "Bottomless Pit" , "Little Gift Shop of Horrors" is fom Season 2 Episode 6 ,  it's another 3 story episode like Bottomless Pit, but hosted by Stan as he shows us "the customer" ,an item that he's trying to sell and tells the story about it.  Also we get Neil Degrasse Tyson , as a guest star as the voice of Waddles. 

4.  Double Dipper (Season 1, Episode 7 )  , Dipper Clones himself so he get closer to Wendy , it's a fun episode seeing the different Dippers' personalities  and Tyrone (the 1st Dipper Clone) and Dipper have great moments.  

3. Summerween (Season 1 , Episode 12) It is a sweet episode about how Dipper and Mabel are at the point between childhood and teenagedom and they are tying to get one last drip from it, while Dipper feels he wants to grow up yet doesn't want to let his sister down either.  

2. Dipper vs Manliness (Season 1 , Episode 6)  Dipper wants  to be seen as manly , so he joins these Manatours and goes on a quest to become and finds out more than he ever could have thought of. Plus Dipper and the BABBA song and the multi bear is a great part.  Mabel and Stan bonding time is nice here where she tries to help his dating life. 

1. Carpet Diem (Season1 , Episode 16)  Dipper finds a new room in the mystery shack  and he wants it , him and  Mabel find a carpet that causes them to switch bodies. Their reactions to the switch are funny and probably how someone would really react to that.  Plus Stan telling Mabel in Dipper body about male body changing is fun -sturbing. It has it's heart warming moments  and the reason why Dipper want the room. 

and now after the jump our favorite episode

The Lookback : Return to Green Acres

The Flashback 

     Personal note:   I love  Green Acres , it's funny a show , weird and something that the networks would do now, make a genuine show that is goofy, a comedy that doesn't need to be complex to be fun.  The Series ran from 1965 to 1971, when CBS killed it because it was a "rural  show" and the wanted city folk shows with city problems.

         As always people with shows they love ,want to have reunions of those casts (as if to recapture the magic) , this is also continues our list of shows that had stuff  after the main show. In this case,  CBS decided to make a TV movie in 1990 , called Return to Green Acres .   So everyone was back, well not the people who played the Ziffels.   Hank Patterson and Barbara Pepper , who played the husband and wife passed on after the series ended.  Ok let's lookback.... (our regretful words isn't it?)

     Well , there's the theme song  and they intro is sepia tone (because nothing says past , like sephia tones) the current  addition lyrics and pictures are in color.   It's 20 years later : Oliver (Wendell) Douglas still owns the farm with his wife ,Lisa.  There's a limo for some reason being seen driving , and later we find out it's the limo of a land developer (played Henry Gibson) and his son.  I guess our Green Acres reunion needs a land developer?   Oooh Arnold , the pig is still alive, now being taken care of by the Ziffels' niece , Daisy.  EB is married and has a lot of kids.
 

  The Brady Bunch remake looks strange /copyright MGM

       Let's get to our plot : It starts with Oliver talking to Mr.Haney about how great the Alfalfa is doing , that he bought from Mr.Haney. Wait, why did he buy anything from Mr.Haney? That seems like regression of Oliver from the series.  This reminds me of other 90's shows being made into films apparently they think they needed a villain (because everything needs a villain, everything!)  So Mr.Haney is helping the land developers and he seems more greedy and evil  ,which is a change in character for him , usually just a weird huckster but still lovable. (Like that one guy you know) After finding out that the Alfalfa is poison oak . Oliver decides he wants to sell Green Acres. (well that's return to Green Acres done , let's go home ,that was short)  The Land developers want the people of Hootersville  to sell their homes because they want to build a city. (Hey guys it's 1990 not 1890. who's building cities anymore?)    It seems the show is trying to get a romance between the land developer's son and  Daisy Ziffel.(Because all movies need villains and romance, it's the law)  Everyone in  Hootersville decides to sell their homes and business , etc.  We now interrupt our movie for Oliver and Lisa in New York...(maybe this was a slight at CBS for canning the show to have more city shows or we read too much into this)  

        

If they can make it here they can make it anywhere/ Copyright MGM 

      Everyone in Hootersville finds out that  that plan is move them out and have an industrial city to be built.   They decide to go to New York City and get Mr.Douglas to help sue and get their homes and town back,  He decides to help them  first they go to Mr.Armstrong (the developer)  and he lies blaming his son and he says that deeds all theirs again.(Everything Fixed, movie over, oh wait there's what? 33 more minutes uhhhhh)


   As you can figure out it's not really fixed , he actually speeds up the bulldozer time  to start his project.  We now interrupt our movie for Arnold the pig gets on a Taxi , Oliver and Daisy  talk the police,who of course think it's a child lost (how is Arnold 5?)  though that was short, and we see Arnold's taxi took him to a Chinese restaurant. (Pigs like Chinese food too)

I would do the same thing if a pig came into my kitchen, he might hurt my apples!/ Copyright MGM

   Oh yeah our plot: everyone is back in Hoooterville (yes I know ,we dropped the S, that's because we were saying the way Lisa says it)  They protest and try to block the bulldozers, and Eb was about to be arrested  but Lisa takes his spot and Oliver is in jail with her.(That's love)   The land developer's son  tells Daisy he's leaving for good  ,oh his name is Brad Armstrong. (Everybody named their kids Brad in the late 70's and early 80's--this is a lie)  He falls in a mud hole and him and Daisy forgives him.(What... I guess the pig on a Taxi plot really took up some time)  Brad Announces he is going to help the town and stop the dozers.  Brad proposes to Daisy (uhh well then, what?)   Lisa comes up wit ha plan to make Mr.Armstrong think the town is on an earthquake fault.  They fake an earthquake and it works...(uhhhh ok). He leaves and I guess they got their land back  , and Lisa says she really loves  Green Acres  and she loves him and they decide to comeback and he buys back Green Acres.  Well that's the movie.


 Well , that could have been better... I mean it was a reunion ,yes , the story was kind of out of the way for a Green Acres thing , they did have some the gags from the show  but that seemed just squeezed in and also the movie seemed rushed at points.   It's not  horrible but it really could have been a more fun thing if it was Green Acres just 20 years later to see how everyone was doing , and maybe a fun story  ,though it could have been worse.  If you are fan of Green Acres ... watch it to see what you think , you might at least be happy to see everyone again.  If you want to be a fan of Green Acres...don't watch this first.
That's our lookback , tune in next time when we see the Reunion of  The Flintstones. (hahhahaha)

It's Lookback ,Charlie Brown : You're Not Elected ,Charlie Brown

The Flashback 

    Happy Election year!  (Wait where are you going?)  Well let's talk about Charlie Brown not getting elected. Wait, did this special gives us the ending , that  Charlie Brown runs for some election and loses?  Also before anyone notes: this is not a holiday related special at all , so we are in the clear.  Let's take a look.

                                     Hmm someone is just being mean now/copyright Peanuts

     "You're Not Elected ,Charlie Brown" was first broadcast on CBS ( might as well say the network)  on October 29, 1972 (an election year, the reelection of Nixon ) . The  Special does re air on ABC, as part of their broadcasts of "The Great Pumpkin" we will talk more about ABC in this too.

 I am not sad that I won, I am sad there is no cream for this coffee  

 
       It starts with Sally is unhappy with school  and  after Charlie Brown and her play 20 questions  we found out that she is unhappy about her locker , she can't get it open. (It's 24 left , Sally, 24 left!) Charlie Brown says he will help her with the situation.   So the few minutes is Charlie Brown and Sally talking ,having breakfast, and Snoopy made their lunches.(Because why not?,and still no Charlie Brown not being elected )   We get some handy locker tips , after that didn't work out well  Sally brings Charlie Brown to her class (Charlie Brown is nice big brother...or Big Brother ) where she presents him as her show-and-tell-project, after Charlie leaves the class he finds out some kids gathered around  a student body election sign up poster.
                                         

Charlie Brown was then led to the room ...and never seen again/Peanuts 

     (Wait...tell them)  If you have only watched this special on ABC you may be wondering what I am talking about. (We wonder that anyway)   The Whole scene was edited out , they even changed the music on the opening.  They did keep in the Snoopy making his breakfast part, that is where they started , and the part where he gives the lunch, then jump cuts to Charlie Brown at the sign up poster.   (ABC: A Big Cut )   

         Linus tells Charlie Brown that he should run and he would vote for said Charlie Brown. (Linus a True friend)   Lucy  volunteers to be  his campaign manager   (woah Lucy being nice) and she does a poll and finds out that he has no chance (never mind).  I guess that ends our special..Charlie Brown wasn't elected.  The Joe Cool scene was kept in the ABC broadcast. So the idea turns to Linus running  for the president. 

You will vote for this face/ copyright Peanuts 

     Lucy goes around polling students ,with some minor threats added, (aww 1972, you never fail me) Though one person she asks says no, because he is running.  99% said they would , so Linus announces that he was running.  Schroeder nominates  Linus and compares him to Beethoven. Lucy makes Charlie Brown her assistant. (she is being really nice in this special) Snoopy and Woodstock become Charlie Brown's assistants.  Linus is for Drinking fountains, wants longer recess, and against homework and for sick pay. (Vote for Linus) 

No Homework ,you say? He wins my vote 

   The next part of running an election campaign  is going to do interviews, so Linus does a call in talk show.  Ok ABC edited this scene , they edited the part to just two callers and then the talk show ends. (Cheap) The full part has a couple more phone calls. I am feeling it was removed due to commercial needs or something because it has some funny moments and doesn't seem not to be un needed. (In fact the ABC edit I have goes to commercial break right after the edited scene)

                                 How I feel about ABC's commercials./Copyright  Peanuts

       Now it's election speech day ,we find out the name of Linus' competition ,  Russel Anderson,  He gives a short speech. Lucy calls it the worst speech she ever heard.(ah 1972)  Linus gives a more rousing speech. (Guess what ABC did?)   Yep they did edit out part of his speech. (just like the media)  

    In the ABC version Linus says "I will demand immediate improvements and any little dog who happens to wonder on the playground will not be chased away, but welcomed! " 

 In the original :  "I will demand immediate improvements , I will demand cross the board wage increases for custodians, teachers, and all administrative personnel,  and any little dog who happens to wonder on the playground will not be chased away, but welcomed!" They did keep the getting rid of cap and gown kindergarten graduations and 6th grade dances.    

Linus has Passion  /Copyright Peanuts 

        Now the last speech  Linus mentions The Great Pumpkin and everyone laughs at him.  But luckly Linus has a great team working for him and can clean up his mess. (Just like a real candidate)     Election day comes , even Russel votes for Linus and it ends up being 84  Linus 83 Russel. Linus becomes president.  But as Linus finds out there is a higher power where he can't do everything he though he could.    

   ABC at the end did edit out  at the end where when Sally kicks the locker it opens, but didn't notice, they edited out the part where it opens.  That's a funny part because one of Charlie Brown's suggestions was to hit it at the bottom. 

  

 A fun fact: this was the first animated special to have Woodstock in it, and we get the Joe Cool theme for the first time here.   It is based a set of strips from October of 1964  (you can read starting from here  or in color starting from here )   Where he is encouraged to run but  in this case , he loses it after the Great Pumpkin debacle.  

 That's our lookback ... tune in next time when Lucy runs for mayor.