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Monday, December 21, 2015

The Lookback : Nickmas and Disney's One Saturday Christmas :Doug

The  Lookback 

   To keep our ratings ummmm we have ratings? This time we look at Doug (if your name is Doug we aren't looking at you , don't worry). Our title gives away a clue but we'll get to that later. Let's star.
"Doug's Christmas Story" is  a season 4 episode of Nickeloden's  series Doug and honestly , it's  a very unorthodox Christmas episode.
  Doug  starts with telling us that something bad happened starting two days before Christmas. The other kids are playing on a frozen over pond when the ice starts to crack as thin ice does. Doug's dog ,Pork Chop, sees Bebe Bluff about to go near where the nice is cracking and he tries to stop her but it doesn't work and continues on when  he bites her leg to move her away. But instead of being hailed hero dog  , Pork Chop is accused of attacking Bebe . Even Doug  keeps with the accusation.
                                                              tar12
                                          "Bad dog!, get into your ...igloo?, what?". copyright Viacom
        Porkchop tries telling Doug that it's not what it seems (the dog doesn't talk ... he more mimes it ... cartoon logic) but for now that doesn't work.   The former mayor (this show really does hold continuity well) is hosting  a radio show when he gets a caller who talks about the girl that got attacked. (This is before the internet messed up lives...radio did)   Doug comes back home and notices a circus of media and cops at his house.

                                                          tar12
           We are tough on crime in this town, we arrested 8 1st graders yesterday and a hamster/ copyright Viacom 
  Just like a real life politician the former mayor is also their trying to score some publicity points (or a jerk) and having the dog put away for good.   Meanwhile Mr.Bluff, BeBe's dad, is pressing charges against Porkchop . (What the heck ...what kind of town is this ... I am not paying taxes in Bluffington ...nevermind)  Doug tires a petition to help save his dog  , and besides the current Mayor's husband (she's away) signs it and everyone else chooses not to because it's a town full of jerks.  Doug decides to see Bebe  who is in the hospital ,but her father is un reasonable. (and apparently hates dogs for not having money or knowing what money is )
            For Chirstmas eve , there will be a trial , (they took the whole ..right to a speedy trial literally) Porkchop tries again to  explain to Doug what really happened.   Bebe is hauled into the courtroom in   a wheel chair ,  Doug stands up for his dog  (silly Doug wants to do things the right way) .  At the lake Porkchop starts getting relied up when Bebe this time falls into the ice  and Porkchop leaps to save her.

                                                      tar12
                              The media is fickle , copyright Viacom
     Pork Chop is acquitted and the next day the townspeople come over and apologized (as they should)  including the Bluffs.
  That's the episode  anyway it's umm the strangest thing ever ...it's more the episode itself took place at Christmas but Christmas is really not the full theme of the episode which is interesitng to say the least.
   Tune in next  time when... (ppsst whisper whisper) oh yeah that oh well ready for more?  Join me after the Jump.

METV announces their Winter schedule

Classics

 
   Last week , we had the Antenna TV schedule , winter schedule now METV has as well. If you missed Patty Duke from Antenna TV the show will now air on METV weekday mornings at 6amet/5c  and this show hasn't been on TV in a while  "Mama's Family" comes to weeknights at 6pm/5c.
   
     Weekdays   all times ET/PT
5:00am  Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C
5;30am  The Donna Reed Show
6am  The Patty Duke Show (new to line up)
6:30am  I Love Lucy
7amet      The Brady Bunch
7:30am  Petticoat Junction
8amet     The Beverly Hillbillies
8:30am  The Beverly  Hillbillies
9am    Perry Mason
10am    Matlock
11am   Qunicy, M.E
12PM   The Rockford Files
1PM   Gunsmoke
2PM   Bonzana
3PM   The Rifleman
3:30   The Rifleman
4pm    Emergency!
5pm    CHIPs   (replaces Emergency!)
6pm  Mama's Family
6:30pm Mama's Family (new to line up)
7PM   M*A*S*H
7:30PM  M*A*S*H
8PM    The Andy Griffith Show /Gilligan's Island (in areas where other station has rights to Andy)
8:30pm  The Andy Griffith Show
9PM   Happy Days
9:30   Laverne and Shirley
10pm   Hogan's Heroes
10:30pm  Hogan's Heros
11p  Carol Burnett and Friends
11:30pm Perry Mason
12:30am  Mystery Movie (new)
2:30am  Night Gallery
3am  The Alfred Hitchock Hour
4am  Thriller

Weekends after the jump

Friday, December 18, 2015

Antenna TV releases winter 2016 schedule

Antenna TV   Classics 

   Antenna TV has announced their winter schedule . Of note they have added reruns of the Tonight Show Starting Johnny Carson  full episodes, not the  highlights or best of.   That will air in late night at 11pmet  and  also at 2amet and weekends  10pmet and 1:30amet.  Other  shows being added are  : "Mork and Mindy" , "Sabrina the Teenage Witch (1996) ,Dear  John , which gets a late night slot and Sundays . It starts January 1st  Full line up below:

Weekdays  all times ET
5AMET  Burns and Allen Show
5:30amet  Burns and Allen Show
6AMET  McHale's Navy (replaces  The Jack Benny Program)
6:30AMET   McHale's Navy (replaces  The Jack Benny Program)
7AMET  Mister ED
7:30amet  Mister ED
8amet   Father Knows Best
8:30amet Father Knows Best
9amet  Hazel
9;30amet Hazel
10amet  Dennis the Menace
10:30amet Dennis the Menace
11amet  Leave it To Beaver
11:30am Leave it To Beaver
12pmet   Bewitched
12:30pmet  Bewitched
1pmet    I Dream of Jeannie
1:30pmet  I Dream of Jeannie
2PMET  Green Acres
2:30pm Green Acres
3pmet   Three's Company
3:30pmet  Three's  Company
4pmet    One Day at a Time  (replaces  Mr.Belvedere )
4:30PM  One Day at A Time  (replaces Mr.Belvedre)
5PMET  Mork and Mindy (replaces Too Close for Comfort)
5:30pmet  Mork and Mindy (replaces Too Close for Comfort)
6pmet    Sanford and Son
6:30pmet  Sanford and Son
7pmet   Good Times
7:30pmet Good Times
8PMET   The Jeffersons
8:30pmet The Jeffersons
9pmet   All in The Family
9:30pmet All in The Family
10pmet   Family Ties
10:30pmet  Family Ties
11pmet  Johnny Carson 80's/90's  (replaces  One Day at A Time , which moved to 4et)
12amet  Barney Miller
12:30amet Barney Miller
1amet  Newhart
1:30amet Newhart
2amet  Johnny Carson  80's /90's  (replaces  Doogie Howser M.D)
3amet   Three's Company
3:30am Three's Company
4amet  Dear John (replaces Maude)
4:30am  Dear John (replaces Maude)

weekends after the Jump

Thursday, December 17, 2015

The Christmas Lookback: A Chipmunk Christmas

Christmas  The Flashback 


   Today's  post must be read in a high pitched squeaky voice... ok we are a kidding (maybe)  we are doing a lookback at A Chipmunk Christmas . It first appeared on NBC , who also aired the 80's Saturday Morning cartoon (which we looked at before ) , actually this came out less than 2 years before the series started.  It was created by Ross Bagdasarian JR, the son of the creator of the Chimpunks.   Also animated by Chuck Jones.
        The special starts with a sick child named Tommy (who has  unnamed cartoon sickness ) where the doctor says the outlook is not good. Then it goes over to the Chipmunks (wait, do we capitalize them or not ? darn it )  where they are singing "It's beginning to Look A Lot like  Christmas".
 "Not sure you did that right, Dave"

      Alvin doesn't like the idea of having to work on Christmas (Dave was latter visited by 3 ghosts that night)  , but he is easily bribed by getting to play is harmonica. (Darn Union rules)  The Chipmunks (really is this capitalized or not?)  go window shopping . Alvin shows his harmonica another harmonica. (what?)  This is what connects  that boy who was introduced in the beginning to the Chipmunks. (capt... never mind)  When Alvin overhears the boy's sister talking about how much Tommy really wants that harmonica. He also overhears the mother saying that Tommy is very very sick.  Alvin follows to the two just in case he hears anymore , I guess. 
          
The kid seems to be an Alvin Fan. where are the Simon fans? / Copyright  

    Alvin  visits Tommy (that's why he kept following the mother and sister to see where they lived.. that makes sense in context)  and gives him his harmonica.  Now a Chipmunks Christmas song break. (Otherwise this wouldn't be a Chipmunks special)  Alvin says he has to save his money to get a new harmonica after Christmas.  But then fate takes over (or mean writers)  and Dave announces that they get to play for a sold-out audience at Carnegie Hall on Christmas Eve. (That doesn't sound so bad) They want Alvin to do a harmonica solo.  Alvin then decides he has to make money quick  to buy a new one. 

 Have your picture taken for 25 cents what a deal!/ Copyright 

You don't have to pay us 25 cents more after the Jump 

Monday, December 14, 2015

The Lookback : One Saturday Christmas: Pepper Ann : A Kosher Christmas

The Flashback  Christmas 

     This time we delve in to  Disney's One Saturday Morning on ABC line up for  a look at some Holiday episodes .  Pepper Ann is one of my favorite toons from One Saturday Morning  and still is now so let's lookback at the Holiday episode called "A Kosher Christmas"
 
  Pepper Ann is giving a report in class about her recent holiday experience.  Her mother celebrates Hanukkah  and her  father celebrates Christmas and this becomes the focus of our episode.  At a school play Pepper Ann begs to play both Hanukkah and Christmas to her teacher's dismay.  Meanwhile her friends, Milo and Nikki have holiday plans to go to Hawaii with his father in Milo's case and Nikki to help those less fortunate.  Pepper Ann though  feels stressed to have to remember the lines  while also doing her Hanukkah activities
                                                        .
                                           I don't care... I want that hat / copyright Disney
   
      Milo's plans have been shattered  and he won't be go to Hawaii to see his dad, so instead has to deliver muffins baskets for his Mother and Step-Father.  While Nikki is  beginning to feel slightly over stressed on all work she's been doing.  (Holidays are stressful for children now)   There' s a montage of Pepper Ann doing all her holiday play practicing and preparing for the holidays.  On play day she messes up her line (dressed a a menorah and sings a Christmas song instead) her grandmother is hyperventilating and overhears her mother and father saying "she's going to choose " and she thinks this about her having to choose between Hanukkah or Christmas.    Since the show is normal  two eleven minute episode segments we have a full length this time so part 2 is where we see Pepper Ann trying to pick between the two holidays. (The Holiday Choice : coming to the CW)
        There's  a montage of Pepper Ann celebrating both holidays  as she writes  the thing she likes on a list to compare the two holidays and it ends in a tie.( While Presidents Day doesn't score well)

                                                       
                       for a better look at her list click here  / "Rudolph" interesting/ copyright Disney

      It's Christmas Day (yay! where my .... oh wait nevermind)   and Pepper Ann visits  Nikki at the soup kitchen where she is helping out. Pepper Ann still bothered she can't make up her mind while Nikki is feeling un happy.(Holidays really killed her)  Milo takes a break and talks with some down on their luck laid off workers. Pepper Ann  walks home and annoyed by a singing Christmas Tree and menorah (makes sense in context?)  and realizes that she is not going to choose a holiday after all.   She finds out that it was a misunderstanding that she had to choose a holiday it was more about her Grandma had to pick a doctor.
                                                   
                                                   Ummm what was in those muffins? / Copyright Disney
         Her report in class is finished as  TV news reporter comes into the classroom to honor Milo for helping those less fortunate   he says that  Nikki really deserves it  for all her hard work.  By the end all the friends go on the trip to Hawaii.(Hawaii the Holiday State)

    That's our lookback  it's a good episode for the holidays as we follow Pepper Ann, Milo, and Nikki's  holidays and what they learn from them.

  Tune in next time , but first we we need a nap , seeing talking Christmas tree and a menorah playing golf with the Easter Bunny again.

Thursday, December 10, 2015

The 2016 Golden Globes Nominations announced

Golden Globes 
    The 2016 Golden Globe awards nominations have been announced.   They are hosted by Ricky Gervais  and will air on NBC on January 10th.

Here is the full list


Best Motion Picture – Drama
"Carol"
"Mad Max: Fury Road"
"The Revenant"
"Room"
"Spotlight"

Best Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy
"The Big Short"
"Joy"
"The Martian"
"Spy"
"Trainwreck"

Best Actor – Motion Picture, Drama
Bryan Cranston, "Trumbo"
Leonardo DiCaprio, "The Revenant"
Michael Fassbender, "Steve Jobs"
Eddie Redmayne, "The Danish Girl"
Will Smith, "Concussion"

Best Actor – Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy
Christian Bale, "The Big Short"
Steve Carell, "The Big Short"
Matt Damon, "The Martian"
Al Pacino, "Danny Collins"
Mark Ruffalo, "Infinitely Polar Bear"

Best Actress – Motion Picture, Drama
Cate Blanchett, "Carol"
Brie Larson, "Room"
Rooney Mara, "Carol"
Saoirse Ronan, "Brooklyn"
Alicia Vikander, "The Danish Girl"

Best Actress – Motion Picture. Musical or Comedy
Jennifer Lawrence, "Joy"
Melissa McCarthy, "Spy"
Amy Schumer, "Trainwreck"
Maggie Smith, "The Lady in the Van"
Lily Tomlin, "Grandma"

Best Supporting Actor

Paul Dano, "Love & Mercy"
Idris Elba, "Beasts of No Nation"
Mark Rylance, "Bridge of Spies"
Michael Shannon, "99 Homes"
Sylvester Stallone, "Creed"

Best Supporting Actress
Jane Fonda, "Youth"
Jennifer Jason Leigh, "The Hateful Eight"
Helen Mirren, "Trumbo"
Kate Winslet, "Steve Jobs"
Alicia Vikander, "Ex Machina"

Best Director
Todd Haynes, "Carol"
Alejandro González Iñárritu, "The Revenant"
Tom McCarthy, "Spotlight"
George Miller, "Mad Max: Fury Road"
Ridley Scott, "The Martian"

Best Screenplay
Emma Donoghue, "Room"
Tom McCarthy and Josh Singer, "Spotlight"
Charles Randolph and Adam McKay, "The Big Short"
Aaron Sorkin, "Steve Jobs"
Quentin Tarantino, "The Hateful Eight"

Best Original Score
Carter Burwell, "Carol"
Alexandre Desplat, "The Danish Girl"
Ennio Morricone, "The Hateful Eight"
Daniel Pemberton, "Steve Jobs"
Ryuichi Sakamoto and Alva Noto, "The Revenant"

Best Original Song
"Love Me Like You Do" (from "50 Shades of Grey")
"One Kind of Love" (from "Love & Mercy")
"See You Again" (from "Furious 7")
"Simple Song #3" (from "Youth")
"Writing's on the Wall" (from "Spectre")

Best Foreign Language Film
"The Brand New Testament"
"The Club"
"The Fencer"
"Mustang"
"Son of Saul"

Best Animated Feature Film
"Anomalisa"
"The Good Dinosaur"
"Inside Out"
"The Peanuts Movie"
"Shaun the Sheep Movie"


TV is after the jump 

Monday, December 07, 2015

The Lookback : Rugrats : Chanukah

The Flashback 

          Like with Thanksgiving , it's very hard (read :rare) to have a Hanukkah special , but The Rugrats comes to our rescue in this case, since it had one and darn good one too.( sorry, we said darn, please write us no bad letters)  Let's dive in.
 
       First off ,back story time , the network , Nickelodeon, had given the "Rugrats" team an idea for a Hanukkah themed special  and this idea became .... A Rugrats Passover in 1995. ( well then... I know things change from ideas but that's  a stretch)  After the Passover episode , they came back to the idea. It premiered on December 4th 1996.

     Our specials begins with the story of Hanukkah being read by Tommy's grandmother  and we see these images depicted by the Rugrats and some other random kids. This takes up the first couple minutes (it also was done  kind of this way for the Passover special)  and it gets cut off as Didi needs help with the latkas. (Gosh, Didi,that can wait we need rest of the story ,seesh)   Meanwhile, our sub-plot for Angelia is where she wants to watch her Christmas special about Cynthia. (For those that don't know Rugrats, Cynthia is  like the Rugrats world Barbie, and  Angelica has the doll and other stuff) .  The other plot line is Boris , Tommy's Grandfather, is in a stage play for his synagogue  and he has an antagonist , Shlomo, that will play in our main story.  The Rugrats are confused of what's going on  , it takes Angelica to tell them that it's Hanukkah (though she uses more flem then a person should use)  well not very well.    Stu is trying  to show his wife that he is supportive of her Family's holiday by making a giant menorah. (as you do?)  Though in Stu fashion it falls apart.
                                                           
                             Coming soon to Santa Versus the Alien...make it happen/ copyright Viacom 
           The Rugrats in true show style... miss hear the Meaning of Hanukkah as the "Meanie of Hanukkah" and they want to put the meanie to a nap. (Thanks to Chuckie's suggestion)  Angelica continues her search for a TV. (Angelia : the Quest for Television: coming soon to NBC)  While the Babies go a search for the meanie , and they see Shlomo and Boris picking at each other and they think he is the meanie.  (He does poke and poke) While they are  away  in a play area (they tried to rush the stage)  the play is not going well as  Boris and Shlomo start fighting each other.   Angelica finally gets to see her special  after uses the babies to get her TV plans. (How to use Babies to do your bidding, coming soon to MTV) She ends up tripping into Sholomo and breaks the TV and starts crying, the babies go to help save her as Tommy hads him the Hanukkah Book.
                                                     
                      "Can you read this book? I would do it my self but I can't read"/copyright Viacom
    Now , the  telling of the story of Hanukkah continues  (the  Macabees Won). Stu finally makes it with his giant menorah and well that explodes and we see  the Rugrats , Grandpa Boris, and Sholomo  and they wrap up the play.


      It's a good Hanukkah special  is our verdict.  It  tells the story of Hanukkah simplified .  The Boris  Shlomo rivalry  story is kind of more deep even though see the goofy poking and stuff. Many can maybe empathize with Angelica going somewhere you don't to be  when all you wanna do is something.  It's a good one for families,  adults and kids to watch and enjoy even if you aren't a Rugrats fan or know of the show.

Come in next time when we wonder why Santa vs the Alien  has not been made yet.


Thursday, December 03, 2015

The Peanuts lookback : What A Nightmare , Charlie Brown

The Flashback  Peanuts 
                       
         Our last installment for the year , and  since our rule is no holiday specials  this one works for the month and season without being a holiday, this is "What A Nightmare , Charlie Brown".  
      It's winter and Charlie Brown doesn't understand  that beagles are not sled pulling dogs and he wants snoopy to play sled dog.  (As Lucy would say.. "Blockhead")      Charlie Brown then sets to show Snoopy by hooking himself up the the sled and Snoopy then forces Charlie to pull him. 


    Charlie Brown has decided to be weird /copyright Peanuts

      After all that fun Snoopy makes himself some Pizzas and an milkshakes and he gorges on the meal.  Charlie Brown tells Snoopy he's too civilized.  (not that Snoopy cares) Snoopy falls a sleep and this takes us to the meat of our episode... Snoopy's Nightmare. (yumm nightmare)   
   Snoopy dreams that he is part of dog sled team as he is dragged along  in the middle of harnessed.  The others also don't let Snoopy eat the meal the sled driver gives out.   The next day, the same thing  happens where Snoopy is mistreated and not allowed to eat or drink.  That evening  they are stopped at bar where Snoopy sneaks a sandwich, drinks some rootbeer and plays cards , until he is kicked out after a bad   can-can incident. ( is there a such thing a good one?)  
    After all the running along with the not being able to eat or drink Snoopy breaks down and starts crying this turns into rage as he  starts walking on all fours ,bearing his teeth . He fights the head dog and sets the other dogs into their place and eats their food and takes a drink. 
              
                     
                                             
                                         I am Snoopy , hear me Roar/ copyright Peanuts

  Snoopy becomes head of the pack as he leads the sled,    But then  they fall into a broken piece of ice into a lake of ice water and Snoopy tries to pull them out but he falls in to when he then wakes up.    He then asks Charlie Brown to let him and acts out the events  , Charlie Brown allows him to sleep in his room but first Snoopy had to get a snack. (never learns does he)
    That's our lookback at this special : It's not heavy in beef but it's the snowiest Peanuts I've ever seen .  It's an interesting one as besides the opening and closing with Charlie Brown , there's no dialogue in the special and Snoopy  has to carry the special himself. (Very well to say the least) It has some humor  like  when Snoopy is at  the bar and playing cards.

  That's our Peanuts lookback...  hope you enjoyed them through out the year , as it was the Peanuts 65th anniversary of the strip and 50th of the first TV special . This feature will continue in the new year we may turn to look at the movies  and longer specials and all that is to be determined.

  Tune in next time when we have  a special where  Charlie Brown gets locked outside his house and sits out there the whole 30 minute special . (Ummmm)