PSA Month : Fox Kids wants you to Check Yourself.

PSA

    This fits so well with this blog it's like  a  Christmas gift handed from the sky to us.  Fox Kids which we've written about before , wasn't just a children's block that brought us Animanics  , no it also wanted its viewers (and random strangers who didn't feel like changing the channel because the remote was over there) to do something. (We also got lazy) 

  So this will be a whole bunch of Fox  Kids PSA's  this also fits into us not picking the famous PSA's (at least in this month, we may do it in the future if we have  another PSA month or random PSA feeling. -When we have writers block again or something.) 

Let's get started.  

  There was a series of PSAs by Fox Kids called "Check Yourself" where a situation happens, a kid does something , then they "check themselves" and everything gets fixed , I guess.  

   The first one here ,has a girl walking into her classroom (I guess) and two other girls are  whispering to each other and giggling.  

"Guess what? I know where you hid the bodies" 

        Becky is the standing girl's name  and she tells Jocelyn that she can't give Chloe her scrunchy because she gave it to Jocelyn not Chloe. (This is how a war started, probably)   Jocelyn then asks what's your problem Becky?  Becky then runs out the room.

 

What's really going on? Please tell me. 

    Some weird music starts playing and Becky is some virtual world. (Oh I guess the Scrunchy is magical) She hits the giant arrow to rewind what just happened. (Great , that will make things make sense to me?)  The screen says that she was jealous, angry, and  I guess afraid. Then she walks back into the room  and apologizes because she was afraid they were leaving her out.  Then Chloe has some idea of putting some pink hippo thing in Becky's hair. (oh the things we watch for this place) I guess everything is solved, well ok. (That's how wars are ended.) 

Full thing here: 

         

   Next one is about brothers and sister or I guess just one of each.

  It starts by them calling each other 90's insults. (Lame)  Anyway the girl, goes to her room and yells at a picture that she hates it. 

Hmm totally. 

   Then she rips it  between her and her brother.  Then it opens into some typical 90's art background with paint brushes and scissors moving around. 

Instructions for life. 

       Then she photo shops her photo and makes into art.  

It's so 90's! 

     Her brother walks into the room (with out knocking) and I guess everything is alright now. Also yes the girl's name is Becky, the same Becky from before. 

video of the PSA and more after the Jump 

PSA Month: I'm In Love with Smokey Bear

PSA 

  You remember Smokey Bear right? (yeah he's not called Smokey the Bear, because that would be silly) He wars us not to burn down the forests , (which ruined half your plans now didn't it?) and well  the best way to tell people not to burn down a forest is a P.S.A .

   Hmm what does this have to do with forest fires?

Maybe she's going to start one?   

    This lady is  signing : "I think  I love you"  It's kind of dark who she singing to? With your funny hat and friendly hair?  What does that mean?  (Aww Shucks she likes me!)  The manly way you say put out fires and put matches away.   And She's singing to Smokey Bear! 

Our love is true and nobody will tell us it's wrong! 

     Not sure how this will stop forest fires , I think we found  out that Smokey goes to night clubs after his day of telling people not to burn down things instead!  

I don't wanna know what he is thinking here! 

You can watch the whole thing here: 

                

                 

   Next one ,  

        Hello Joanna Cassidy. 

I just hope she doesn't start kissing Smokey Bear making us all uncomfortable. 

     

    Joanna knows a peaceful, quiet place where animals play and it's called the Forest. (so it's not Mc Donald's?)   She tells us to be careful  and not start forest fires. (Well ,Ok any thing for 70's Joanna Cassidy)   Wait a Minute what's going on? 

Well now, I am terrified.!   

    Ok Smokey Bear, what'd you do to Joanna Cassidy?   Shame on you!  Wait don't take of my skin and use me as a mask!   I'll walk...Run away way now! 

     

more after the Jump, keep your skin on.

Oscar Nominees Announced

Oscars Awards 

    The 89th  annual Academy Awards or Oscars nominations have been announced. They  are hosted by Jimmy Kimmel  , will air on ABC on February 26th  at 8:30PMET.

Best Picture

“Arrival”
”Fences”
”Hacksaw Ridge”
”Hell or High Water”
”Hidden Figures”
”La La Land”
”Lion”
”Manchester by the Sea”
”Moonlight”

Best Director

Denis Villeneuve, “Arrival”
Mel Gibson, “Hacksaw Ridge”
Damien Chazelle, “La La Land”
Kenneth Lonergan, “Manchester by the Sea”
Barry Jenkins, “Moonlight”

Best Actress

Emma Stone, “La La Land”
Natalie Portman, “Jackie”
Ruth Negga, “Loving”
Meryl Streep, “Florence Foster Jenkins”
Isabelle Huppert, “Elle”

Best Actor

Casey Affleck, “Manchester by the Sea”
Andrew Garfield, “Hacksaw Ridge”
Ryan Gosling, La La Land”
Viggo Mortensen, Captain Fantastic”
Denzel Washington, “Fences”

Best Supporting Actress

Viola Davis, “Fences”
Naomie Harris, “Moonlight”
Nicole Kidman, “Lion” 
Octavia Spencer, “Hidden Figures” 
Michelle Williams, “Manchester by the Sea”

Best Supporting Actor

Mahershala Ali, “Moonlight”
Jeff Bridges,”Hell or High Water”
Lucas Hedges, “Manchester by the Sea”
Dev Patel, “Lion”
Michael Shannon, “Nocturnal Animals”

Best Adapted Screenplay

“Arrival”
”Fences”
”Hidden Figures”
”Lion”
”Moonlight”

Best Original Screenplay

“Hell or High Water”
”La La Land”
”The Lobster”
”Manchester by the Sea”
”20th Century Women”

Best Foreign Language Film

“Land of Mine,” Martin Zandvliet, Denmark
”A Man Called Ove,” Hannes Holm,  Sweden
”The Salesman,”  Asghar Farhadi, Iran
”Tanna,” Bentley Dean, Martin Butler, Australia,
”Toni Erdmann,” Maren Ade, Germany 

Best Documentary Feature

“Fire at Sea”
“I Am Not Your Negro”
“Life, Animated”
”13th”
“O.J.: Made in America”

Best Animated Feature

“Kubo and the Two Strings”
”Moana”
”My Life as a Zucchini”
”The Red Turtle”
”Zootopia” 

Best Film Editing

“Arrival”
”Hacksaw Ridge”
”Hell or High Water”
”La La Land”
”Moonlight”

Best Original Song

 “Audition (The Fools Who Dream),” “La La Land”
“Can’t Stop the Feeling,” “Trolls”
“City of Stars,” “La La Land”
“The Empty Chair,” “Jim: The James Foley Story”
“How Far I’ll Go,” “Moana”

Best Original Score

“Jackie”
”La La Land”
”Lion”
”Moonlight”
”Passengers” 

Best Cinematography

“Arrival,” Bradford Young
”La La Land,” Linus Sandgren
”Silence,” Rodrigo Prieto
”Lion,” Grieg Fraser
”Moonlight,” James Laxton

Best Costume Design

“Allied”
”Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them”
”Florence Foster Jenkins”
”Jackie”
”La La Land”   

Best Makeup and Hairstyling

“A Man Called Ove”
”Star Trek Beyond”
”Suicide Squad”

Best Production Design

“Arrival”
”Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them”
”Hail, Caesar!”
”La La Land”
”Passengers”

Best Sound Editing

“Arrival”
”Deepwater Horizon”
”Hacksaw Ridge”
”La La Land”
”Sully” 

Best Sound Mixing

 “Arrival”
”Hacksaw Ridge”
”La La Land”
”Rogue One”
”13  Hours”

Best Visual Effects

“Rogue One”
”The Jungle Book”
”Doctor Strange”
”Fantastic Beats and Where to Find Them”
”Arrival”
”The BFG”
”Kubo and the Two Strings”
”A Monster Calls”

Best Short Film, Live Action

“Ennemis Intérieurs”
”La Femme et le TGV”
”Silent Nights”
”Sing”
”Timecode”

Best Short Film, Animated

“Blind Vaysha”
”Borrowed Time”
”Pear Cider and Cigarettes”
”Pearl”
”Piper”

Best Documentary, Short Subject

“Extremis”
”4.1 Miles”
”Joe’s Violin”
”Watani: My Homeland”
”The White Helmets”  

PSA Month: Beware of Strangers (Even if they have Milk)

 PSA

           We have to head over the UK again, because honestly,  why not?  Or in this case I guess it would be a P.I.F again, well semantics.  The feature today isn't very long so  we  may have to do more than one look at something to make this feel fleshed out.

           A  Classic message is to watch out for strangers , because they are strange and might be up to no good.
              Though usually , this is to warn the children because they don't know any better, but just because you are an adult doesn't mean you know better right?
   

Meet this woman. She seems kind of dangerous , I mean look at the weapon she is holding.  

      Unnamed Woman ,was minding her business putting her milk out for the milk man to do whatever milkmen do with the old bottles. (Sell them for beer?)    When some guy walks up to her with milk and and orange juice.  Well, that's nice of him he must be the milk man. 

I'm the man with all the milk, if all means 1 glass. 

    Wait she says that he's not her normal milkman. Oh, Ok , he must be a fill-in , Milkmen are people too ,Lady With no name,   Wait a second, he says no he's not. This is getting strange.  He's here to read the meter. Hmm  he's not the normal meter guy either.   

This is the face you make , when you knock the guy over and run he's a stranger !  

   So he says  he's from the council , no just there to sell to her something, She with out a device to which to be identified   hasn't run in side  her house yet, while the man then says he's there to con his way in (well that was easy) to still the family silver.  (Jokes on him my family has no silver) 

 He gets in and locks the door , while still takes the time to put the milk down. (umm) 

Darn what is this device blocking me from the inner part of this box thing? 

 The voice over says that not everyone is what they seem , check if they are by their ID or something.  While the lady stares in her own house wondering what he's doing with her candle sticks. 

   Out of  context  this would be a good poster. 

Taking out the context : it looks like she is the stranger  that you don't want in. Or  a peeping Tomma. 

Here's the full p.i.f 

  

      
 Moral of the story:  Everyone is out to get you.

more after the jump , come with us strangers.. (eeek)

PSA Month: Don't play around Trains (I mean really)

 PSA'S  

    Public service announcements : Those things that you might end up seeing during un-sold time on a CW affiliate on a Saturday Morning, or on your cable system during the local commercial opt time.  That is what we are talking about this month on  Joshuaonline (Celebrating 11 years ), now now we wont' be talking about "This is your Brain on Drugs" because it's too famous and honestly, rather boring.    We have to to do something more exciting.  In the United Kingdom they are called Pif's (Public Information Films) and  sometimes they aren't all just for ad breaks, some can be longer , like the featured today called "The Finishing Line". It's 19 minutes of what the heck?

          At first it seems tame , there's a boy on the side of the bridge. (well that sounds tame)  Hearing a voice saying the "... railways aren't for any playing of games" (not even scrabble). That's true, don't play games around trains.  The voice says it twice to hammer its point. (like a hammer to a nail)   The boy then takes words and. thinks:
                            a)  Yes  It's really stupid to play on trains I won't do that.
                            b)   Nah,  I'm playing with any train I want
                            c)    Where is that voice coming from?
                            d)    This is trick list of  solutions.
                  He thinks though, if it was he'd have special races and trains and a whole Train dodging Olympics.  (also a band)

                                             

Hmm well he's sure has one wild imagination. 

                   Where is this going? (To Wonderland?)  It leads to a band playing happy music by the train tracks. (They must be launching a new train)  It looks like a happy day there are some people there , looks like a real fun day, I wanna join!   Also there are some medical staff  because, kids are fragile.  There's a trophy ah I see it must be some sort of field day, well this might be fun thing to watch, yeah maybe it's not a P.I.F after all.   (hahhhaha)  Aw Wait , there's  a race going to happen well this very happy and cheerful , this is weird.     Ok it's too happy what goes wrong?
                              a) During the race one of the kids accidentally goes the wrong way and a train gets him because he ran in the tracks.
                             b)   There's a dispute to the winner of the race
                             c)   HA HAH HAHAHHAHAHAHHAH, trick question

                Ok, let's see the rules to race : Wait what?

                                                 

You really should have put this race in a better location, there's a Train Here! 

             So the children have to run across the tracks before the train comes. (This was an  Olympic sport before it was banned in 1984 ,after a cheating scandal,  --- This is a Lie)
      The race starts and apparently, the first goal is get through the fence. (Mean fence keeping people out)  Almost all get across ,except one because the train. (Moral of the story : Most will make it across , except one? No wait, it's saying  just because everyone else makes it across, doesn't mean you will, aaaah)
     
    The next thing, is throw stuff at the moving train. (what?)
                                     

Seems hard.  

                       It's 2 PTS for a smashed Window (that's also how you play baseball in the neighbourhood, yeah we added a 'u" or our British readers, that's how we kept the U)
                       It's 4 PTS for a direct hit (wait wait, direct hit? ...people?)

      So the children throw rocks at the train.  Yep the 4pt hit is where you directly hit people, as evidence by crying girl 1 and bleeding train drive 1. Well that's disturbing.  (Moral of the story: Don't throw things at trains)

               There's a musical interlude   and meet us after the jump , but let the train pass first.

Fox Announces their Spring Premiere dates

FOX Spring  Midseason 2017  

    Fox has announced dates and times for some spring series including:  "Making History","Prison Break" ,"Shots Fired" , and more.

  Related : For details of FOX's winter line up including : 24:Legacy  [Read Here] 

    Sundays starting March 5th
  7PMET   Animation Encores
7:30pmet    Bob's Burgers
 8pmet   The Simpsons
8:30pm   Making History (new series)
 9pmet     Family Guy
 9:30pm    The Last Man on Earth (spring premiere)

Thursdays Starting March 9gh
8PMET  Masterchef Junior
9PMET   Kicking and Screaming (new series)

Wednesdays, Starting March 22nd
8PMET  Shots Fired (new series)
9PMET   Empire (spring premiere)

Tuesday, April 4th
8PMET  New irl
8:30pmet  The Mick
9pmet  Prison Break (new season)

Tuesdays Starting April 11th
8PMET  Brookyln  Nine-Nine (Spring Premiere )
8:30PMET The Mick
9PMET   Prison Break

ABC Announces Mid Season premieres

ABC  Mid Season Winter 2017  

       ABC has announced , Monday,  there mid season premiere dates with returning favorites, a mini-series, and more.

  T.G.I.T returns January 26th
  8PMET  Grey's Anatomy
  9PMET    Scandal (new season)
10pmET    How to Get Away with Murder

Monday February 27th to Thursday  March 2nd
  9PMET-11PMET   When We Rise (mini-series)

Sunday March 5th
8PMET  Once Upon a Time
9pmet    Time After Time (Two-hour series premiere)

Wednesday March 8th
10pmet   Designated Survivor

Thursday March 9th
10PMET   The Catch (season premiere)

Sunday March 22th
9PMET  Time After Time (Time period)
10PMET  American Crime (new Season)

Wednesday ,March 29th
8:30PMET  Imaginary Mary (Sneak Peak)

Tuesday April 4th
9:30pmet  Imaginary Mary (Time period)

April 7th
8PMET  The Toy Box


Wednesday, May 24th
8PMET  Dirty Dancing

Summer
 Downward Dog

press release after the Jump

The CW renews 7 series for the 2017-18 season

The CW 

      The CW has renewed 7 series for the 2017-18 season this includes the 4 D.C shows : "Flash", "SuperGirl" , "Arrow", and "D.C's Legends of  Tomorrow". Also renewed are "Crazy Ex Girl Friend", "Supernatural", and "Jane the Virgin".

   Other series' status will be known later.

Via press release

THE CW PICKS UP SEVEN CURRENT SERIESFOR 2017-18 SEASON
Network Gives Early Renewals for Next Season to “Arrow,” “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend,”“DC’s Legends of Tomorrow,” “The Flash,” “Jane The Virgin,”“Supergirl” and “Supernatural”


January 8, 2017 (Pasadena, CA) — The CW Network has given early renewals to seven of its primetime series for the 2017-2018 season. The announcement was made today during the network’s session at the Television Critics Association Press Tour in Pasadena by Mark Pedowitz, President, The CW.
“Over the past several seasons, The CW has built a schedule of proven performers, from our lineup of DC superheroes, to critically acclaimed comedies, to sci-fi dramas,” said Pedowitz. “Early pickups of these seven series now allow our producers to plan ahead for next season, and gives us a solid base to build on for next season, with original scripted series to roll out all year long.”
The series being ordered for the 2017-2018 season include ARROW (Season 6), CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND (Season 3), DC’s LEGENDS OF TOMORROW (Season 3), THE FLASH (Season 4), JANE THE VIRGIN (Season 4), SUPERGIRL (Season 3), and SUPERNATURAL (Season 13). Specific premiere dates for each series will be announced at a later time.