It's about time we didn't write about something animated for a second we need real live action human flesh television. It's time to dip into some short lived television: TV series that didn't last long enough to be really remembered or it goes into cult status. Is 3 episodes short-lived enough?
That brings us to a series from CBS that came out in 1992, it ran just 3 episodes. "Scorch" is about a dragon who is 1300 years old and took a 100 year sleep and woke up in 1992. ( I guess when you are 1300 years old you have to sleep long) Let's look at the first episode. (Hey ! I saw you, trying to leave)
Hmm good thing I bought that 200 year calendar
After the theme song, the series starts dragon-free with a man and his building manager are talking to each other. His name is Brian Stevens and he has an eight year old daughter named Jess, she wakes up after having a bad dream about monsters changing her , and her father does the classic there are no monsters bit. Guess what happens next?
A) Nothing
B) What do YOU think happens Next?
C) Duh, Dragon
D) Commercial break
To be fair that's not really a monster, per say.
Brian sees the dragon freaks out and his daughter freaks out and then we find out the dragon talks. He also says of course dragon's talk. (Well yes, it was in that TV special). The dragon says he over sleep for 100 years, family's gone ,got struck by lighting and now cant' fly. (he's had a bad century) Jess asks her father to keep the dragon , at least until he can fly.
The next morning, the dragon tells Jessica that his name is Scorch (Title drop) and the viewer gets to find out that Jessica's mother is with her new husband. (At least she's not dead?) Brian is going to be auditioning for the part of weather man. Oh the show takes place in New Haven. (Not many shows take place in New Haven)
Hmm not good , that lamp pulled the room together.
Brian takes Scorch to his audition and when the boss finds Scorch and Brian convinces him that Scorch is a dummy. So he gets hired. (glad that worked) This series also has John O Hurley in it.
Hey there, you might remember from such shows as...
Brian gets his first broadcast that same day and it goes strange. Scorch doesn't like the job because of John O Hurley's anchor character. Jessica convinces Scorch to stay because she doesn't like moving so much. (awww)
Well it's a short lived series, but this post doesn't have to be short, so let's head to episode 2 after the jump.