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NETWORK TV Fall 2024

It's that time of year again! The networks are releasing their fall line ups


Fall Line up: FOX NBC CBS ABC The CW

Thursday, December 19, 2024

Christmas: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Christmas





      In the grab bag, let's see what we have this time, hmm a Hallmark Channel movie.  Hmm interesting.  Hallmark Channel Christmas movies and their movies, in general, seem to be their own genre in a way.  Even the network itself has tried ideas to break away and do slightly different ideas, but also they know what the people come to watch.  

             This movie The Most Wonderful Time of the Year is from 2008, it's an older Hallmark Channel  movie that the network still seems to run. The network seems to bump movies that are older down to their other channels or streaming thing.  They tend to go rampant hard with Christmas and introduce a lot of new movies a season.   It is interesting that this one still gets repeats on the main channel. I'm not a big Hallmark Channel movie viewer, if anything I watch the channel for their sitcom reruns, but I do like this one. 

         The movie is simple and seems to set up things that became Hallmark Channel uh hallmarks in their movies later on.  The best thing about this movie is Henry Winkler.  Winkler plays Uncle Ralph, the protagonist woman's uncle.  He a retired police officer who coming to visit his niece, Jennifer, for Christmas. Ralph -and his wife- essentially raised her. He brings a quirky and loveable charm to the movie and makes it a fun trip. 

             The movie starts with Jennifer Cullen (Jen) played by Brooke Burns. She is a single mother with a son named Brian. She is single, because plot reasons, but she does have a boyfriend whom umm... also plot reasons.  Her son wants a bike called a rocket wheel.  Also boys at school had Brian think Santa isn't real because that also happens in Christmas movies.  Jen is a business woman who does business-y business stuff.  She also isn't big into Christmas anymore. 

Son, for Christmas, do you want a less boring room? / Copyright Hallmark Channel



             We finally see Ralph, our hero. Picking Henry Winkler for this role was great and glad they chose him and he said yes and we have this existing.  We see him leave  a bar a mugger wants to mug him.  Ralph decides that there's going to be need for an ambulance call, not for him, but the mugger. If had put Ralph in Home Alone Marv and Harry would be dead.  This is a fun start for a movie about Christmas. 

Took him down hard/ Copyright Hallmark Channel 



            Jen finds out that thing her son wants for Christmas is also very hard to get. I am also concerned that a Chicago newspaper's top story is about a toy.  Jen's mother isn't coming over for Christmas because Hallmark didn't get an actress for her.  (sure) Jen is bothered because she can't make turkey and Christmas dinner, she's trying to impress her boyfriend's parent. The boyfriend is named Richard. ( A bit on the nose, movie) I'm going to like spoil things in this, so this how these posts go.  Richard plays the role of the boyfriend that will not be one at the end.  He's not too bad as a character, he's not evil or over the top.  The characters in this do feel like people, maybe a little different too many others you'd meet since they are more business-y business people, minus uncle Ralph and the kid. He also doesn't seem to like Ralph. (He must have been mad how Happy Days changed later on)   

They created the most stiff guy they could/ Copyright Hallmark Channel 



             There's a neighbor woman who wants Jen to put up her Christmas lights and what kind and how, because reasons. Jen thinks about running her over with her car. (that would be a different movie)  She goes to a toy store. She wants to buy the rocket wheel bike in the window the guy uses to bait and switch and she makes a deal.   



             Ralph is taking an airplane and a man named Morgan Derby helps him. Morgan is played by Warren Christie. Ralph takes an instant comradery with the man.  He gets them both on the plane quickly and first class. (Henry Winkler should always get free flights)   Ralph and Morgan getting along on the plane is good and again I like how they mesh. Morgan is also a more a free spirit but not over the top and strange.  Ralph doesn't like her boyfriend either, he doesn't trust people with 800 dollar shoes. 

So, do you know Laverne and Shirley? / Copyright Hallmark Channel 


             There's a strange running gag in this movie of the wreath being too big and falling off the front door and Jen going it's not too big. I'm sure someone thought that was funny.  Morgan can't go to Denver because flights are canceled (typical) and he is able to somehow bump into Jen and Brian and creeps them out by knowing their names and what they look like.  Ralph asks Jen if Morgan can stay the night. She, of course, is against the idea but he wears her down.  Also saying that Morgan is a chef might be of help. 

more after the jump

Tuesday, December 17, 2024

Christmas: The Simpsons: Marge Be Not Proud

The Simpsons  Christmas 





          The Simpsons is known for starting off its series run with a Christmas episode , but it didn't do A Christmas episode every season. It's probably for the best to have your series have one big Christmas episode that will be memorable and playable every year. But, eventually, they did take another crack at the holiday being shown for a plot.  The very next time was in Season 7 with "Marge Be Not Proud".

            This episode aired December 17, 1995 which is 6 years to the date of them airing the first episode. Both days were Sundays. It's fitting in a way for them to do this.  
 

              The Krusty special in the beginning is funny in how it both homages the classic Christmas specials like with Bing Crosby would do, but also go off the rails because it's Krusty the Clown. It also is  a good way to bring in something during the commercial break  Bart sees the commercial for a video game for video game Bone Storm. He wants his parents to get it for him. Also Marge saying the game costs $70 which is funny that the price of average video game now $70 so why don't Simpsons predict the future didn't run with this?  

Storm of Bones? Copyright Fox 



            The thing that this episode is really about is Bart and Marge. It was a rarer pairing for this show to take at the time, where most Bart and parent stuff was Bart and Homer.  Bart doesn't like that his mom baby's him , he doesn't want her to tuck him in and sing to him a good night song. It will play well when things get switched up later. 

            Millhouse is funny for refusing Bart a spot to play the game and that he would call his mom just to get rid of him. It plays well into how kids are and yeah I think Bart would have done the same if he was the one with the game.  I love the added sauce of Bart doing minor swears when he was trying to tell Millhouse's mom that he wasn't swearing. This episode really adds in a lot of little things that add to it. 


           Bart goes to the store and he sees some kid who can his mom names and can get the get the game. He sees Nelson and Jimbo who are shoplifting.  The Simpsons acknowledging they are cartoons with 4 fingers is funny.  Bart struggles but with the encouragement of video game characters he decides to steal the game. He forgot he's not a minor character so... uh oh and gets caught by security.  
Bart has gone down/ Copyright Fox 



              Security guy Don Brodka is an interesting character. I like how he looks with his Marine tattoo and clinched cigarette. He shows Bart a shoplifting is bad video but hates it and stops it.  This is a man who loves his job and shows it well. He calls Bart's parents but does it so well to convince Bart he called them live, but only left a voicemail. Lawrence Tierney really plays this role well. He tells Bart a parting  line that if he sees him in that store again- it's over. 

                There's not a lot of Homer in this episode. He takes a back seat to Bart who takes over Act 1 and Marge who will be part Act 2 a lot more. Both of those in Act 3 with Bart getting a little more. He does get some funny moments though. I like his reaction to Bart saying "Go to Hell" and he just says "There's a little thing called please" and his listening to the tape that Bart swapped out for the answering machine and asking Marge if Lisa went to camp Granada was funny.  


            Uh oh guess where Marge wants to have the family picture taken?  He tries to figure out away to make sure that Brodka can't figure it's him. There's a painfulness to wondering to see what happens and does Bart get away with it. Lisa, like Homer, doesn't get much to do this episode. Her moments she does get range from funny to a little charming.  Bart does get found. 

             Marge, because of Bart being able to make sure she and Homer didn't get the voicemail, goes up to bat for Bart and it's sweet that she does. That is until the guy shows her the tape and Bart tries to make her not see it but we get a multiple TV frame instead. 

Woah I don't have time for Home Alone! / Copyright Fox



            This is where the episode changes tone a little.  You can kind of tell Marge feels broken and not happy.  She skips him for the good night song and tuck in and just says good night and closes his door. She tells Homer maybe she mothers him too much.  It's a flip in where Bart feels bad at not having his mother's attention and even ends up hanging out with Millhouse's mom because he misses it.  The episode does this in balance where it doesn't seem that Marge has pushed Bart away it's more she feels that maybe he needs his space and her mothering was bugging him and he realizes that maybe he kind of likes some of it still and doesn't want her to totally detach from him.  



             Bart comes home and looks like he shoplifted, episode has us going in that first half there. But he ended up buying her a gift.  She lets him open a gift early and it's kind of sweet that she got him a video game. It was the wrong one, but done in earnest.  




           I think the episode is fairly good. It stays towards "The Simpsons" tone without getting syrupy or sappy to the point it feels like you'd be watching an episode of "Full House" on Christmas where Stephanie stole something and everyone is concerned she might end up becoming a future murderer.  It does a story that  many can fit with. At some point, a kid feels like they are too old for their parents to be so parental, but then sometimes might miss something that their parent did they weren't expecting to miss if it didn't happen. 
    
            Something that can be noticed in this episode is how Christmas is more the background and not the main plot.  The Christmas special  Bart watches gives the catalyst to him seeing the ad for the video game but that could have really been anything.  If anything, Christmas comes into play really into Bart using his money to buy Marge the gift photo. But Christmas is lightly sprinkled into the episode. It's not a bad thing, I like how it works here for a balance of the story not having to try and force itself around Christmas but still fit the Christmas spirit.  

        A lot of fun of the episode is the Simpsons charm and hallmarks.  It makes you feel for Bart and Marge in what's going on in the episode.  It knows how to keep the beats of funny going as well as sprinkling in the heart.  It's a good one , there's a reason why this one is liked. 

         That's it for now, tune in next time when we stop this shoplifter and force him to write a post.  

                 

        

Wednesday, December 11, 2024

Christmas: Noël (The Christmas Ornament Special)

Christmas 





            I've decided to dip into something that's a little more obscure and weird for Christmas.   This special has a Rankin-Bass connection, but wasn't created by them , instead it involves Romeo Muller. If you watched a Rankin-Bass special like "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town" you would have seen the name Romeo Muller. He had found ways to take really short things like  Christmas songs to make full special stories about them.  He also told a story every year on radio station WGHQ  and that story is the basis of this special.  I also have to mention that Muller died at the end of December 1992. 

            Noël first aired on December 4, 1992 on NBC, the same night as they aired "Inspector Gadget Saves Christmas" what an odd night. This special has fallen out of play , I think the last US airing was on Fox Family in like 2000 (that channel is now known as Freeform).  It's not highly remembered and their might be some reasons for that.   

        
          The narrator of this is Charlton Heston with his distinct voice giving a sense of seriousness to a special where there's talking Christmas ornaments and the words "people things".  The main story is there is a glass blower who was blowing glass (as one does) to make ornaments back in the time when ornaments weren't heavily factory produced in some factory in another country.  His name is Herman, he gets a name but isn't going to be here that long. Anyway, he's really happy because he got news that his daughter has given birth to a girl and he's really happy and his tear of joy ends up going into an ornament. 

I'm a little too happy 



           Noel is our main character and one of those round ornaments, the simple ones, and is red.  Because he is filled with the happiness tear he's filled with "a happiness" as it's said.   There's another ornament named Miss Freezenda, she seems to be filled with not happiness. I don't even know why she's mad or grumpy. It's also funny that she thinks she's upper class and will be sold , with Noel and 10 other ornaments, for cheap.  The other ornaments don't seem to have names. It's an odd set with 12 different types of ornaments. 

                 Some woman buys the ornament set for her family and there's a girl that seems to know Noël's main character energy and likes him best to kiss him.  I'm also a little confused on how the other ornaments know more about things than Noël ,like did Noël  miss a meeting or something?  Also interesting they say people-things to mean humans but then call children, children-things, I guess children aren't people to them. This says the word 'thing' a lot to the point it won't be word anymore. 

            Noël  meets the Christmas tree named Brutus.  (Brutus? Noo Noël  watch out!) Brutus doesn't seem to be bothered by Noël  questions. The tree also has accepted his fate that he was born to be cut down and decorated for Christmas. Ahhh talking train with a face!  There's also a little nativity under the tree that's only explained as that's what Christmas is all about.  I like how the tree knows about Christmas stuff but only as far as a few things but doesn't know much about the Christmas story. 

This is what Christmas is about. What? Umm we won't tell you. 



            It kind of goes out of its way to explain Christmas Eve night and things (oops) to a point where it feels like this story probably wasn't meant to be 22 minutes long.  Noël's happiness also seems to give him the power to feel things that only people, animals, and some trees can.  This lore is something.  

             It runs through the days between Christmas and New Year then the worst day of the year -January 2nd- shows up and everything is taken down. Also Brutus gets dragged out to die. Then it speed runs a year, and eventually allows Christmas to return again.  Noël  is happy, the little girl kiss him again and it lots of repeating. New Christmas tree, though.  (yay) 

She senses the happiness 


            Then Christmas is over again.  Fine alright. Then the specials this happens for years and years. It even mentions that the kids grew up, also mentioning World War II, like the boy was in World War II.  Everything else. Then, it's decided by the now old parents that Christmas won't be happening at their house.  Noël  has gone in a deep sleep, while the parents died.  Good work this bleak, let's go. 




         Finally, a 90's family shows up and has bought the house.  The new mom finds the ornaments in the attic and is like these are all chipped and old compared to their new plastic ones. The new mom only finds Noël usable. Also, this time a boy for some reason kisses Noël . I don't know why children want to kiss him. Noël  is by himself and the new tree talks to him. Anyway, Noël  dies.  That's right his clip breaks because of age and he falls, breaks and dies. But guess what? Apparently that happiness is his soul and he can finally see the nativity. Now Noël  can spread his happiness around the world or something. That was an ending. 

        
             
Great he thinks he's a god now! 


                 The ending is very much closely aligned with the concept of death being a leaving of your cold glass body but your soul is free. Noël's happiness is explained as his real essence. Does leave some questions open for why the other ornaments are alive and if they die do they cease completely?  Oddly it also just goes and shows a nativity and says that's what Christmas is about but doesn't say what they mean. I know what they mean, but it's more like they are going "If you know, you know" sort of thing.  Should have just said what it out loud special, don't be cowards! 

           I'm surprised that the guy who found ways to make very simple stories that were songs and make them into 25 minute or 47 minute specials had a special that really feels like it shouldn't be 22 minutes. There's lot of padding. It goes through how Christmas goes like it's a new unexplored concept then runs through a lot of years in details. There's also not a lot that happens here. It's mostly just Noël  asking questions and some other ornaments whining. Then Christmas stuff, then being sent to the attic, then repeat, random kissing, a mention of war and death, then finally one last time and Noël  falls and is now just a spirit. It feels like they were going for an allegory but also showing the spirit of joy is inside and we should spread it around.    This special might work for younger kids more than any older people.  


            That's it for now, tune in next time when we question what the ornaments thing about us. 

              

           


              

Monday, December 09, 2024

2025 Golden Globes Nominations

The Golden Globes 


         


       Nominations for the 82nd Golden Globe Awards  have been announced. The award show will be hosted by Nikki Glaser, and will air on January 5th live on CBS and Paramount+. 

Here's the full list.  


2025 Golden Globes nominations — Film categories

Best Motion Picture — Drama

The Brutalist
A Complete Unknown
Conclave
Dune: Part Two
Nickel Boys

September 5

Best Motion Picture — Musical or Comedy

Anora
Challengers
Emilia Pérez
A Real Pain

The Substance
Wicked

Best Motion Picture — Non-English Language

All We Imagine as Light
Emilia Pérez
The Girl With the Needle

I'm Still Here
The Seed of the Sacred Fig

Vermiglio

Best Motion Picture — Animated

Flow
Inside Out 2
Memoir of a Snail
Moana 2
Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl
The Wild Robot

Cinematic and Box Office Achievement

Alien: Romulus
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
Deadpool & Wolverine
Gladiator II
Inside Out 2
Twisters

Wicked
The Wild Robot

Best Director — Motion Picture

Jacques Audiard, Emilia Pérez
Sean Baker, Anora
Edward Berger, Conclave
Brady Corbet, The Brutalist
Coralie Fargeat, The Substance
Payal Kapadia, All We Imagine as Light

Best Screenplay — Motion Picture

Jacques Audiard, Emilia Pérez
Sean Baker, Anora
Brady Corbet and Mona Fastvold, The Brutalist
Jesse Eisenberg, A Real Pain
Coralie Fargeat, The Substance
Peter Straughan, Conclave


Thursday, December 05, 2024

Christmas: Alf's Somehow Depressing Christmas

Christmas 






            Alf , the TV series, that is to separate from the character known as Alf whose name is Gordon Shumway in the series of Alf, is a strange sitcom.  The series concept is of course, a silly alien whose planet has blown up crash lands into Earth at a family's home and their whole world is turned upside and antics ensue. 

            Most episodes of the hit NBC series are like "We have to make the neighbors don't see Alf, except for their nephew because we need a few people to know about him."  Basically, you know what kind of things to expect. Alf breaks things and bothers the family but they love him or accept him-for some reason.  This is the biggest puppet TV show that has nothing to do with Jim Henson.   I was watching the reruns and forgot something and that means I forgot something about this show kind of blanked until it aired again.  The Christmas 2-part episode is depressing.  

              This season 2 two-parter comes after an episode where Kate Tanner is having dreams that Alf has become president and getting woke up every time and seeing Alf doing something goofy. The episode after this has Alf befriending the neighbors' nephew who moved in and breaking stuff at the same time. 

         Welcome to our second time talking about Alf, and this time the series proper from season 2, episodes 12 and 13 it's "Alf's Special Christmas". 

                The episode does give a different intro, no theme song just the family in a car while Alf sings over 80 ways to cook cats. If you don't know that's his thing.   That actually feels like a normal episode, it lulls its prey into a trap. The Tanner family make it to an old cabin where they will be spending Christmas.  Willie Tanner is very nostalgic for this place, he spent a Christmas there.  Apparently, the cabin gives him warm comfort of the best Christmas he ever had.  That Christmas was one where his family lost their house because his father lost his job. The man who owns this cabin named Mr. Foley, remember him for later, brought them in and let them stay.   I don't think that's the best Christmas, Willie, like yeah I can understand the warmth and understanding the love of family and stuff, but none with your wife and kids are in that list or something?  

Being Homeless and staying in this cabin is better than being around Alf/ Copyright ALF 



            Alf, being Alf, messed with the presents because of course he does.  Did they explain Christmas to him in advance?   I'm actually surprised they didn't do a plot where Alf has to learn the true meaning of Christmas after he was presents greedy.   

             Mr. Foley shows up (played by Cleavon Little)  he's on his way to take us to the plot, I mean he's taking toys to the hospital for sick children.  Willie explains that Mr. F goes out and repairs toys for sick kids.  Mr. Foley is asked about how is wife is doing and well's she not doing that well, she died.  He said that she died two weeks prior.  (This is actually only the 2nd depressing thing about this episode)  Anyway, Alf had snuck in the back of Foley's truck and now he's on the way to the hospital. Foley is dressed like Santa and Alf is pretending to be a stuffed toy riding in the cart.

Get your Alf Toy! Real sized only $99.99 plus shipping / Copyright Alf 



          Well that's nice a guy helping some sick kids in a hospital, hopefully there's no problems... they will just recover and go home, yep.  Anyway Foley, helps take the Alf "toy" to the hospital room of a girl who thought Alf was cute.  The funniest part of this is we see Alf having to be still and not talk for a very long time.  The girl names Alf, Amanda, and talks to him like a doll, her name is Tiffany. 

Not coming this fall: Alf and Tiffany/ Copyright Alf



                Also, the episode went pretty long where Tiffany has to carry on talking by herself, that's until Alf draws a line a her putting earrings on him.  Tiffany's reaction is stunned and surprise and not AAAAAAH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHH. He has to tell her that he's not a stuffed toy and needs to get home.  He has to explain to her why.  She lets him go back to "Santa".  

more after the jump

Wednesday, November 20, 2024

The CW Releases Mid-Season 2025 premiere dates

The CW  Midseason Winter  


            
          The CW has announced its mid-season plans.  Of note,  All American returns along with  season 2 of  Wild Cards.   The midseason also has a new series Good Cop/ Bad Cop. 

             The network's unscripted programming of Police 24/7 , Crime Nation,  Penn & Teller : Fool US  and Masters of Illusion  are also set to return.   NASCAR's Xfinity Series also starts on February 15.  

Here's the full details all times ET/PT /Denver/STL unless otherwise mentioned 

Thursday, January 23 

8-9pm  Police 24/7 (Season 2 Premiere) 
9-10pm  Crime Nation (Season 2 Premiere) 

Friday, January 24 

8-9pm Penn & Teller :Fool US (Season 11 Premiere) 
9-10pm Masters of Illusion (Season 11 Premiere) 


Wednesday, January 29 

8-9pm   All American (Season 7 Sneak Peek 
9-10pm  Inside the NFL (Original Episode) 


Monday, February 3

8-9pm  All American (Season 7 Premiere) 
9-9:30pm Trivial Pursuit (Encore Episode) 
9:30-10pm Scrabble (Encore Episode) 

Wednesday, February 5 

8-9pm Wild Cards (Season 2 Premiere) 
9-10pm Inside the NFL (Original Episode) 

Saturday, February 15 

5-8pm ET (LIVE) NASCAR XFINTY Series from Daytona International Speedway 
8-10pm  The 90's Boy Band Boom (Original Film) 

Wednesday, February 19 

8-9pm Wild Cards (Original Episode) 
9-10pm  Good Cop/ Bad Cop (Series Premiere) 

Saturday, February 22

8-10pm I am Joe Frazier (Original Film) 

Saturday, March 1 

8-10pm  I am Luke Perry (Original Film) 

Saturday, March 8 

8-10pm I am Raquel Welch (Original Film) 


Full Press Release after the jump 


Monday, November 18, 2024

Fox Releases Mid-Season 2025 Premiere Dates

FOX  Winter Mid-Season 



        
                 FOX has announced its midseason line up. It starts on January 2 with a new Thursday night comedy block.  After the 8pm hour of  Gordon Ramsay series  Hell's Kitchen, is the third season of Animal Control, and the new series Going Dutch.  

            Another Gordan Ramsay series Next Level Chef will replace Hell's Kitchen on February 13. 

            The series debut of the new medical drama Doc is January 7 at 9pm; it's being lead in by another Gordan Ramsay series: Kitchen Nightmares: Road to Superbowl LIX.   


            Season 3 of Special Forces: World's Toughest Test premieres on January 8 airing at 8pm ET.   

             FOX has swapped out the post-Super Bowl airing of Recuse: Hi-Surf  for a new episode of The Floor.  9-1-1 Lone Star and Rescue: Hi-Surf return on January 20 at 8 and 9pm, respectively.   9-1-1 : Lone Star's series finale will air on Monday, February 3 at 9pm.

             Fox mainstays of  The Masked Singer  and The Floor return on February 12.   


Here's the details , all times are ET/PT unless otherwise shown, they are all subject to change,  new series highlighted in Blue. 
                         
  Thursday, January 2 

8pm  Hell's Kitchen (Winter Premiere) 
9pm  Animal Control (Season 3 Premiere) 
9:30pm Going Dutch (Series Premiere) 

Tuesday, January 7
 
8pm Kitchen Nightmares: Road to Supe Bowl LIX (season 2 premiere) 
9pm  Doc 

Wednesday, January 8 

8-10pm  Special Forces: World's Toughest Test (Season 3 Premiere) 

Mondays, starting January 20 

8pm 9-1-1 Lone Star (Season 5B premiere; final season) 
9pm Rescue: Hi-Surf (Season 1B premiere) 

Monday, February 3 

8pm 9-1-1 Lone Star (series finale)

Sunday, February 9

6:30pm ET/ 3:30pm PT  Super Bowl  LIX 
Following after: The Floor (Season 3 premiere) 

Monday, February 10 

9pm Rescue : Hi-Surf (Super Week Special episode) 

Wednesday, February 12

8pm The Masked Singer  (Season 13 premiere) 
9pm The Floor  (Time period premiere) 


Thursday, February 13

 8-9pm  Next Level Chef (Season 4 premiere) 



Full Press release after the jump

Thursday, November 14, 2024

Not Quite Christmas: Home Alone 3

The Lookback 



           Home Alone  is one of those things that really really didn't need sequels.  To me, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York was alright, but not that good or necessary.  That is probably an opinion that will drive some to just leave or be mad, then again what opinion doesn't?  Home Alone 2 falls into a problem that a sequel made because a first film probably not intending to have a follow-up ends up having to make one , because money.  

         Even that movie  knows that it has the problem by the fact of how much it "winks" at the audience  most the start.  There are things that at least making it charming like Tim Curry.  Even if  90% of the movie works on repeating the first film -but in New York- and even kind of like putting the audience into knowing that "yeah we know".  It also did very well to the point where yes, the third film.

            Home Alone 2 came out in 1992 , Home Alone 3 came out in 1997.  They had seemingly planned to make a third with the 2nd but didn't. Probably for the best since if there's a third with the same people, we should start to ask the question of why do they keep trying to go on Christmas vacations?  Why does Kevin keep getting left behind?  Do they actually hate Kevin?   

             But here's Home Alone 3 anyway.    Home Alone 3 takes some different approaches to its story compared the first and second. The main thing is that it's not a Christmas movie.  It takes place after Christmas, which changes the reason why the main character is left home alone.   

             Fun fact: Fun is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.  There are six (as of this writing) Home Alone films. Yeah six.   Home Alone 4 , also called Home Alone 4: Taking Back the House,  came out in 2002 and was a TV film. That one is notable in the fact that the names of the characters are the same as 1 and 2 and it feels like you missed something in processing when watching.  In 2012, the launched another TV movie called  "Home Alone: The Holiday Heist"  which takes the concept of the films but wonders how can parents accidently leave their kid Home Alone in the year 2012? Uh well, they decide to just let the parents leave the kid(s) at home because they are mad at them.  Also there's a teenage girl to watch the main boy so... it's alright.  Then Disney gets weird, buys FOX and decides that since they  own Home Alone now to make a sixth one in 2021 called "Home Sweet Home Alone".   

             Saying all that, this was the last (so far?) one that was released in a theater.   Home Alone 3 introduces a different family. Probably for the best for a few reasons, but also having Kevin be home alone at this point he'd be a teenage boy so it would just be teen boy left at home  and somehow would be weirder if they used the same criminals a third time.   This is the last "Home Alone" film to be written by John Hughes.   

            The strangest thing about this movie is that it starts in Hong Kong. That also means this movie was done right around the change over happened.  But why is the movie in Hong Kong?  It sets up our villains as not just random dudes who want to just break into moderately wealthy people's homes and take some stuff and leave the water on, nah, they want to -checks notes- to steal a chip to sell to a terrorist group linked to North Korea.  Our four, yes four, criminals are named Peter Beaupre, Alice Ribbons, Burton Jernigan, and Earl Unger.   Stealing it wasn't that hard, some guy working at the company that makes the special chip that can make missiles undetectable sells it to them. He stole it. Movie over? 

Watch out! Heist movie ending walking here / Copyright FOX 



            They place the chip inside a toy RC car as a way to sneak it past airport security.  A bold strategy that I am sure will not cause any hijinks at all.  Again, the strangest thing about this movie is that it takes over 8 minutes to actually feel like a "Home Alone" movie. Because we get scene of the bad guys looking cool and getting through the airport security. Also, uh oh,  a lady took their bag because she has the same bag they had.  This seems like a very dumb plan, they should have used a more descript bag.  This movie travels more than the first two in the first 5 minutes as well. This will lead us to Chicago because Home Alone. 



            They lose track of the woman and find the taxi driver.  Also movie mentions the date incase, you didn't know, it takes place after Christmas and the date mentioned is January 8th. (Even Orthodox Christmas is over) The taxi driver gives private details away too easily. 

             Finally, the movie shows our main character.  Alex Pruitt is an eight-year-old boy played by  Alex D. Linz, whom you may know from The Young and the Restless,  Tarzan, Bruno, or the 2003 Disney Channel Original Movie "Full-Court Miracle".  He connects to the lady with the car chip as he's her neighbor.  Mrs. Hess, played by Marian Seldes,  wanted Alex to shovel her walk and she's not happy he's late.  She still plays him because she doesn't want to be seen as a bad person so she gives him the car.   If we're going to recycle anything from the first two movies guess what role she is there for?

I am here to deliver the plot device/ Copyright FOX 



         The movie is also setting up  how our main character will be left home alone. He's scratching and which we'll find out that he has chicken pox. (Because 90's)  The bad guys can't figure out which house has what they are looking for since this neighborhood seems to have everyone with an older house and hasn't removed their Christmas decorations. (Something is being implied here) 

            We also see that Alex is kind of smart as he's able to tinker, even made an a pretty neat, if not excessive, way of feeding his fish.  Alex's mom fills in the red haired mom quota for the films.  The best fun fact is that Karen Pruitt is played by Haviland Morris who played Caroline Mulford in Hughes' film Sixteen Candles.  The dad, Jack Pruitt, will not have much of a role in this film is played by Kevin Kilner whom fans of  "Earth: Final Conflict" or the Disney Channel Original movie "Smart House" will know. 

         This movie also has  Scarlett Johansson playing Alex's older sister named Molly.  His older brother is named Stan. They don't have much of a role in this movie either except to do quips, one liners  and make fun of Alex until the end.   Movie also gives us Home Alone  boy screaming in the bathroom scene. Checkmarks.  

Sorry son, we're gonna have to leave you home...alone/ Copyright FOX 




           Alex as a character is not remaking Kevin which is good to make him stand out. It also is fitting to him be someone who knows how to invent and tinker to set up the stuff he'll do later.  He shows he's also somewhat a genius type but still has childishness to him.   We see the criminals who are also set up to be a little bit different than our goofy duo from the other two movies. They are fast, efficient and effective. They're whole concept is that they are making sure they can sneak into a house, steal the toy car with the chip, and leave. It works well for later.

             How does this movie "Home Alone" you might be wondering? We'll Alex's mom was working from home, but her boss needs her at work and she gives him one hour because again Alex is home sick.  Alex asks a question about "What if crooks show up?" it's daytime and that's good time to crook. Hmm. I wonder what could happen?

                  Alex decides to do some telescope looking around the neighborhood and I wonder what he'll— oh no He sees crooks.  He calls 9-1-1 and tells him at see crooks in the house across the street. The only problem, since this movie needs to have a plot and a runtime, is that they are able to get out before the cops show up and they didn't take anything so it looks like Alex called in a hoax.  We also get a supposed to be funny moment of the cops going "Freeze!" and a dog freezing.  One of the cops is the dad from "The Middle". 

This isn't Fargo?/ Copyright FOX 



            The movie cuts to federal investigators looking for the chip and the criminals. Meanwhile, the 4 of them are trying to figure out how the police showed up.  The second time the movie has Alex left home alone is his dad having to leave and his mom isn't back home yet. Yeah, this movie is more casual leaving him at home, versus oops! As a decision, is different than the first two movies where Kevin is accidently left at home [first movie] or accidently gets on wrong plane [second movie] and isn't even left home alone. It does cause the role of the parents, especially the mom, to be reduced since she's really just popping out and hoping the next door neighbor will check on him. 

Sorry, son I'm leaving , I got a job as an actor on some sci-fi show/ Copyright FOX



            Uh oh, Alex sees them again and decides to call the police again. Guess what? Time isn't on his side since there's way more movie.  I am only slightly curious as to why the family doesn't believe him,  he doesn't feel like a character that randomly call the police twice because he's bored or makes up things for reasons.  There's at least no reason seen or explained why they wouldn't believe him or at least be more curious as to why beyond their simple reason.  That's one of the weaknesses of the movie. 
There's nothing more 90's than this image/ Copyright FOX 



            The animals in this movie are fun, the parrot and Doris the rat are charming.  Alex figures out that the criminals are looking for something specific but doesn't know what.  He also decides he'll do it himself. (He's going to arrest the criminals?)  One could say that in our modern times it would be easier for Alex to show what's going on by recording it. You would be correct, he also decides to record it. In his own way he decides to tape a video camera to an RC car- The RC car- and sends it to the house he thinks will be "investigated" next.   Alex decides to scare his rat and a cat, interesting.

             Alex captures footage and decides to mess with Beaupre for a bit.  He calls the others in to help him  and this is also the first slapstick in this movie. I will say there's only a small amount that makes these guys interesting. Marv and Harry were more interesting and they had fun personalities. Here it kind of seems they blend together. We do get to see their slight role differences and they seem competent when the plot needed them to be, then well more on that later. 

             I'm surprised Alex's video link up didn't mean he didn't think to use a VCR to record in his house as he was watching the broadcast and so it wouldn't matter if the bad guy took the camera and destroyed the VHS tape.  Why yes, I over thought this.  

Alex, also gets the family free AMC / copyright FOX 



             Alex is able to lose the criminals with the car and camera, but no tape.  That was a different type of car chase.  He wonders why they were still chasing the car after they got the tape and finds the chip. He figures out it's an air force chip and decides to call the Air Force recruitment place. He gives the numbers on chip and hopes for the best. Meanwhile, Alice  has figured out a kid is on to them. 
Well, Doris, you're right they are working with the cats/ copyright FOX 




            Alice has done some sleuthing her of her own and figures out which house might have the car. Alex figures it out quickly that the caller isn't some kid's mom.   The criminals have a way to re-rout phone calls.  Alex decides he's gonna figure this out himself and set some of the traps, it's that part of a Home Alone movie. He let's his mother go to work and he's a home waiting. The music makes it sounds like he's going to die, or she's going to die, they need to calm down.  But first, a little more traps, and we should fear Alex. 



            In speaking of music, this is probably the only or the only mainstream movie where Cartoon Boyfriend gets a song in it. Mrs. Hess gets a call to check in on Alex and that proves to be bad for her.  Peter and Alice make up a story about a package and end up tying her up and leaving her in the garage and door open so she can freeze to death.  This movie has dark moments even when it will get silly. Burton sees Alex's electrical death trap and thinks it's a cute fake and ends up well getting shocked.  So does Unger.  Fear Alex, he's messed with electricity.  Not going to run through all the traps, but these people should be dead, like they should be more dead than Kevin's traps in the 2nd movie.  
shocking / Copyright FOX 




                Even if Mrs. Hess is a little annoyed by the Pruitts she is scared when Alice mentions Alex.  This movie proves that yes, you can play "Let it Snow" after Christmas.  I think it does work, actually, that these sophisticated criminals  would fall in Alex's plans. Mostly because they aren't expecting them and they are pure chaos and make no sense that one one would think of them.  Also again, they should really be dead.  Alex's cold disregard of their lives is somewhat funny. He's like they sealed their fate, they really could have quick after being shocked and hit with heavy stuff, but they chose to go further. Plus, compared to Marv and Harry these guys are slowly killing an elderly woman.   Also, oddly we find out later they had a gun, and no attempt was made.  I'm just saying, they chose this pain. 

           There's that part where something gets screwed up because of a variable Alex didn't account for.  His mom calls and he has to answer the phone. Peter overhears the call and is happy to hear this info.   Also, the good news is that the FBI agents are on their way to help Alex.  It was nice to see the brother and sister concerned about their brother and giving something to the plot for a minute. The agent describing what's going on then Stan's face is realization this is a "Home Alone" film. 


                    Doris and the parrot -who doesn't seem to have a name- both get a little role to mess with the criminals and a1990's hit to the groin joke.  Alex finds a real gun and throws it away, he also touched it noooo!  He uses the whole let's get the criminals outside thing and taunts them, which was an idea. Finds Mrs. Hess to help her and Peter is there to trap him. Alex's first concern is about Mrs. Hess, a good way to show he's only mean to bad people. Peter was willing to use a gun - even if Alex did switch them- (not sure how that man couldn't tell the weight difference)  so yes, Alex's traps were really justified. 


                He scares Peter away and helps Mrs. Hess inside. Yes, the movie did the thing where they fix two characters who misunderstand each other and bring them together. The FBI and police show up to arrest 3 of the 4 criminals.  They repeat the mom looking for her son and he calls her name and they run to each other thing.  The FBI agent asks if the guy who ran of was Peter, and yes. But don't worry, they figure it thanks to the parrot. That's a sentence.  It's funny that if Peter had one more cracker he would have been able to make it. 

Home Alone but with a body count/ Copyright FOX 



               First, I do think that this movie takes story beats from the first movie, which the second movie did too,  and uses them because that's the Home Alone formula.  Especially this one being by the same guy.  It also does its own things like the main character boy isn't mad at his family really at all. Even when the points come when he calls the cops and everyone thinks it's fake, there's not a lot tension there.  It kind of seems to be something that mildly annoys the mom, and the brother and sister are like there just to make jokes at his expense, but nothing more than that.   

             Alex as a character is an alright lead. These movies rely on the idea of the eight-year-old kid having to be somewhat smarter than an average person and that's kind of hard to do. Here he's setup as a kid with some smarts and able to make his own things. The way he talks does mesh between average 8-year-old and something a writer would think would be fun an 8-year-old says. I can believe this character knows what he's saying it feels like it's real for the reality its in.  Linz really had to hold the movie down the most.  Stan and Molly are here really serviceable they kind of just exist. The mom is alright, but she really doesn't have a story goal until she's there at the end to worry about Alex.  The dad has about the same amount of role as the siblings.  Mrs. Hess is alright too, but again she's kind of there for Alex to mess with then they become real friends or something.  

             The criminals are alright, I say that a lot. (it's alright)  They don't have much personality. They couldn't be too competent  because they have to be taken down by an eight-year-old boy but they also can't be idiots because you'd be wondering how they work for big terrorist groups and stuff.  I liked how they did clean up quickly and were efficient  and it seems that Alex was able to mess with them because he was a wild card in how things are done for them. 

            I like this movie, myself, I personally think there's an overreaction to it. I enjoy it more than Home Alone 2, though I like the first one the most.  This one is way better than 4,5,6  but that's not a even a contest.   I think that if it wasn't called "Home Alone" in the title it would have probably just been a serviceable movie that probably wouldn't have been rerun as much, but it probably wouldn't have a lightning rod on it.  I find the movie funny too. 

          I like the moments where Alex is politely mean too. This movie easily could have had Alex have quips and be one of those movie kid archetypes, but he politely bluntly gets his point across.   It's not overly the best movie, but it is the best sequel of Home Alone.  It's a fun movie that doesn't take itself too seriously. It some of it's own charm and uses some things you expect in a Home Alone movie, but does its own things. 

        That's it for now, tune in next time when we leave a kid at home and see what happens. (oh no) 

                

            
            

Wednesday, November 13, 2024

Midseason 2025 TV: CBS

CBS  Midseason  Winter TV  




            CBS has set its winter premiere dates for the winter part of the 2024-25 TV primetime season.  There's a mixture of new and old with returning shows and a new series.   

            The new Drew Barrymore produced and Nate Burleson hosted version of "The Hollywood Squares" game show premieres on Thursday, January 9 at 8/7c.  The show will move later to Wednesday nights at 10/9c starting January 29 as part of CBS' game night.  

         New medical mystery series, Watson, will be getting an AFC Championship Game boost premiere on Sunday, January 26, 2026 at 10pm ET/ 9ct/8mt/ 7pm, before it's regular time period of Sunday nights at 9pm starting February 16.  The series will air between Tracker  and The Equalizer , which finishes the night at a new time.

            NCIS: Sydney returns for season two on Friday, January 31 at 8pm and S.W.A.T moves to 10pm. 

            The rest of 'CBS Game Night' starts on  Wednesday, January 8 with The Price is Right at Night at a new time of 8pm, followed by season 2 premiere of Raid the Cage at 9pm. 

            
            The majority of CBS winter schedule is on task as normal.  Mondays continue the comedies of The Neighborhood and  Poppa's House and the "NCIS" series of NCIS and NCIS: Origins ; Monday Nights starting January 27.   FBI's three series are back on Tuesday, January 28.     

             The Thursday line up returns January 30, with Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage at 8pm, Ghosts at 8:30pm, Matlock at 9pm, and Elsbeth at 10pm. 

                Survivor returns for season 48 on Wednesday, February 26 at 8pm with a two hour-long episode, followed by 90 minutes through the rest of the season. The new 37th season of The Amazing Race premieres on Wednesday, March 5 at 9:30pm with 90-minute episodes. 

            
    Here's a full look at the details 

Wednesdays, Starting January 8 
8-9pm The Price is Right at Night (new time period premiere) 
9-10pm Raid the Cage (season 2 premiere)

Thursdays, starting January 9
8-9pm Hollywood Squares (series premiere) 

Sunday, January 26
6:30-10pm (approx.) ET : AFC Championship Game (all time zones Live)
10-11pm (approx.)  Watson (series premiere) (all time zones live) 

Mondays, starting January 27- original episodes return 
8-8:30pm The Neighborhood 
8:30-9pm Poppa's House 
9-10pm NCIS 
10-11pm NCIS: Origins 

Tuesdays, starting January 28- original episodes return 
8-9pm FBI
9-10pm FBI: International 
10-11pm FBI: Most Wanted 

Wednesdays, starting January 29
10-11pm Hollywood Squares (new time period premiere) 

Thursdays, starting January 30- original episodes return  
8-8:30pm  Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage 
8:30-9pm Ghosts
9-10pm  Matlock
10-11pm Elsbeth 

Fridays, starting January 31- original episodes return 
8-9pm NCIS: Sydney (season 2 premiere) 
10-11pm Fire Country 
10-11pm S.W.A.T (new time period premiere)


Sunday, February 2 
7-8pm 60 Minutes (new episode) 
8-11:30pm Grammy Awards 

Wednesday, February 5
8-9pm The Price is Right at Night 
9-10pm Super Bowl Greatest Commercials 


Sundays, starting February 16 - original episodes return 
8-9pm Tracker
9-10pm Watson (episode 2, regular time period premiere) 
10-11pm The Equalizer (new time period premiere) 

Wednesday, February 26 
8-10pm Survivor (season 48 premiere) 

Wednesdays, starting March 5 
9:30-11pm The Amazing Race (season 37 premiere) 

Full Press release after the jump