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Thursday, March 11, 2021
That Banned (and Now UnBanned) Arthur Episode: The Great MacGrady
Thursday, March 04, 2021
DCOM Shows us the Worrying AI Future : Smart House
I like that this movie came out in 1999, we people might have been fearing about the future when everything collapsed in 2000. If you are reading this blog post after 1999 then, congrats you've made it! If you are reading this from before 1999, uhhhh Time traveler?
I think "Smart House" is one of Disney Channel's most remembered and iconic movies and for a movie with technology in it, it's not dated at all really as much well things do date it because of time marching on. "Smart House" premiered on June 26 1999 starting Ryan Merriman (who later on was on "Luck of the Irish") and Katie Volding , who was also on "Brink". They play brother and sister Ben and Angie Cooper who live with their widower father (because Disney) and that plays more intothe movie's plot because it has too. Fun fact: This movie is directed by LeVar Burton. (Yep THAT Levar Burton)
I haven't mentioned the most important actor yet, so stay tuned. That's not to say that Ryan's character isn't important either. The main of point of this movie is not really the house, strange really, because it's called "Smart House" you'd think that the house is the most important part. Ben is a 13-year-old boy who after the death of his mother decides to take upon himself to "take care of the family".
The movie does start with the house who is voiced by the one, the only Katey Sagal, she does a great expressive monotone voice. Yes, that's a sentence I just wrote. (You typed it!) They also have Jessica Steen in this movie, whom you know from "Heartland" (thanks Canada). She is the inventor of the smart house named Sara Barnes. There's a contest for a family to win the house, why? Maybe she likes giving things away for tax purposes. Meanwhile, the movie does a good job of showing us the viewer, how Ben takes care of things around the house filling in as role of his passed on mother.
You see through his interactions with his sister, especially that role. There's a dog in the movie played by an actual dog. The Dad, who also played the dad on Home Alone 3, is a busy working man because he's a single and ready to mingle? (What?) The reason why I say that is Angie does want him to date and find a new Mom, while Ben is more not wanting that. I did say that Ryan Merriman played in "Luck of the Irish" so of course he plays basketball in this movie because BASKETBALL.
Sara has a pet rat, this is important information for later. Since this 1999, dial up exists and there's a reference to the line being tied by the internet. (So, yeah) Also, Ben is trying to make sure his dad doesn't find a new lady to marry. (this is also important information) Now Sara and two other people I really don't care about since, they'll be gone soon pick the winner, gee I wonder who this winner will be. (That family from "Quints"?) The house's name is PAT, also important. There's a bully character because 90's or something. (Yawn)
The father sees Sara's picture in the newspaper and thinks she's beautiful.(This is for the plot) Now there's a tour of the house. One of the best features of the house is green screen vision or blue screen whatever. The family decides to move in the house, but with the idea that if anything doesn't work out they'll go back home. This movie remembers c'est la vie by B*Witched , do you remember it?
Angie says to Ben she thinks their father is in love with a beautiful woman, fine that's my line , but you know Sara, because yes. (thanks for that) Ben doesn't like that idea one reason is that he doesn't want the memory of his mother replaced. He explains that is why doesn't go out for BASKETBALL (our running gag ) and be with his friends making sure the family runs smoothly. He wanted to win the house because he doesn't want Mom II: The second Mom.
The movie goes through the first part where the it shows how the house helps the family, blah blah, I need this movie to have the part where it goes wrong. The bully is still annoying and unnecessary to the movie. Oh look something went wrong with the smoothie maker had a glitch and that means the father wants Sara to come by and this makes Ben find out about the main control room of the house. He doesn't want to get to know Sara. (Because TENSION) Ben is grumpy.
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Thursday, February 25, 2021
One Shot Posts: Rugrats Chuckie and Angelica switch personalities
Wednesday, February 24, 2021
CW Announces Spring Programming
Friday, February 19, 2021
TVLOOKFALL 2021 : What's New, What's Renewed, What's Ended?
Also to be determined is our list for shows that haven't been officially given a status so, it's constantly changing. (red font shows are shows that have moved to or are summer series meaning they are in a different rule)
NCIS: New Orleans
Reality/Summer shows (Determined in their own time)
NCIS : Hawaii
Reality/Summer shows (Determined in their own time)
The Simpsons (Now renewed to season 34)
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Reality/Summer shows (Determined in their own time)
Reality/Summer shows (Determined in their own time)
America's Got Talent
Wednesday, February 17, 2021
CNN moves Brianna Keilar to Mornings and more CNN Changes
1. I want to start with some personal news❤️ 📺 I will be leaving @CNN in April. I came to this network as a freelancer in 2008. I scribbled my name on a post it and stuck it outside a temporary office determined to fulfill my dream of becoming a full-time correspondent at CNN. pic.twitter.com/v4zeG5XMQX
— Brooke Baldwin (@BrookeBaldwin) February 16, 2021
Meanwhile current weekend "Newsroom" anchor Ana Cabrera is moving to weekdays, she'll anchor the 1-2pmet block.
Personal news— After 4 years of anchoring weekend evenings at CNN, I’m moving to weekdays: 1-2p ET starting in April. I look forward to sharing this next journey with you. I will always strive to seek truth, to make a positive impact, & to serve you to the best of my abilities!
— Ana Cabrera (@AnaCabrera) February 17, 2021
Boris Sanchez will replace Victor Blackwell on "New Day Weekend" and Jim Acosta will anchor weekends 3-6pmet . Previously announced, Jake Tapper's program will be expanding to 4-6pmet around that time as well.
Press Release after the Jump
Thursday, February 11, 2021
Afterschool Sessions: It Must be Love (Cause I feel so Dumb)
Thursday, February 04, 2021
PSAs: Farms are dangerous stay away!
Last time we went through a long public information film, we saw children being run over by trains in various ways. (From January 2017) This was a way to make sure that people never ever even breathe near a train again. Now we need children to stay away from farms that brings us to our topic today.
Our 27 minute film was released in 1977 and is called "Apaches". It was produced by Graphic Films (which is a great name) and Central Of Information. So now we look at this film meant to make sure to tell you that farms don't play.
Let's take a look at the 1977 public information film called "Apaches".
It starts with dramatic intros like you are about to watch some cowboys fight some Indians in a film from 1954. It's narrated by a child while we see some children playing as Apaches hence the title.
Now we need to introduce the kids in this film.
First there's Kim , she's eight , Sharon she's 9, Michael , he's daft because Apaches didn't wear red (guess his age doesn't matter) and our narrator who is telling us this information is named Danny, there's also Tom and Robert, there's no more information about them. ( I see how Danny feels about them)
Danny says that his mom and dad are getting ready for a party as it cuts to a scene with a table being clothed. Now the kids are at farm still playing their game. There's a tractor doing farm stuff. The children decide to charge the tractor that's pulling a trailer because reasons. The farmer actually plays with them by "shooting" at them while they shoot. Kim was standing on the trailer jumping when she falls and gets crushed by the big wheel and the shot changes to a school where Kim's coat hook is without a coat while a man takes her name off the wall near the hook.
Danny talks about his mom and dad prepping for the party while the other remaining kids are talking in a barn. Danny gets bored of this and they all go to play as soon as they figure out what to do. They settle on playing kick the can. There's a lot of running around the farm while the children are trying to hide from being tagged by Danny. Tom runs and falls into a pit called a slurry pit, which is fit with animal waste and other organic material and is quite liquid. He calls for help but sadly drowns. The school shot is used again this time a desk being cleaned out the belongings being put into a bag with Tom's name on it.
The party is mentioned again and Danny talks about how adult parties are boring as we see a table being made with flat ware. The children are playing at the farm again , though now there are four. Sharon even mentions that there are only four them making their game of Calvary and Indians hard. The farmer even play shoots back at them again as they "shoot" at his tractor. (alright then) After the "Apaches" take their win they decide to celebrate. In a barn there's a bottle that's unmarked but they are at least smart to be wary of it as it might be poison. Sharon says they should mime it. So they fake a drink except Sharon whom accidentally swallows it bit spits out some. Sharon starts feeling strange as she goes home and spends the night in pain. (The screams are harrowing)The next shot is a bedroom being cleaned and emptied.
Back to the party thing, Danny wonders why adults drink. Back at the farm, the 3 remaining children play again. Michael almost gets run over but, this film isn't going to repeat a run over. (Does make you think he will be though) They are pretending to be "Starsky and Hutch" Michael and Robert pretend to be the duo as they are chasing Danny. When Michael jumps from behind a metal gate that was on a wall it falls on Robert. (The film shows his body while bleeding instead of implying it like the last few) The film cuts back to the party as guests start showing up.
There are now two children left, Michael and Danny. They play another game as the Apaches. Danny decides to jump on a tractor to fake drive it while the farmer says "be careful" he accidentally hits the parking brake and the machine moves he screams for help it falls off a cliff and it cuts back to a woman in a room while a man walks in. To find out that this party is not a party but funeral for Danny. Michael of the six is the only one left as he's at the funeral. Danny narrates that it's a nice party that's where we find out that Michael is his cousin. The film ends with names of children who were killed in farm accidents.
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