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NETWORK TV Fall 2024

It's that time of year again! The networks are releasing their fall line ups


Fall Line up: FOX NBC CBS ABC The CW

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Upfront 2016: CBS

CBS  Upfronts  TVLookfall2016 



 CBS has announced their fall schedule , which sees more comedies.    "The Amazing Race" is not on the schedule it is being held, possibly to fill in a gap if a show is canceled, Like the past couple years with CBS having right to half a season of  Thursday Night Football (this time NBC also has rights) "Big Bang Theory" will start the season on Mondays then make it's move back to Thursdays starting October 27th.  The Reboot "MacGyver" gets a Friday slot.
Midseason has the new seasons of "Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders" and "Undercover Boss", new dramas  "Doubt" and "Training Day" , and a reality show  "Hunted."  

Here's is the new schedule :
All times ET/PT
new shows in Blue highlight







Monday
8 p.m. “The Big Bang Theory” (September-October)/“Kevin Can Wait” (beginning late October)
8:30 p.m. “Kevin Can Wait” (September-October)/“Man with a Plan” (beginning late October)
9 p.m. “2 Broke Girls” (new timeslot)
9:30 p.m. “The Odd Couple” (new timeslot)
10 p.m. “Scorpion” (new timeslot)

Tuesday
8 p.m. “NCIS”
9 p.m. “Bull”
10 p.m. “NCIS: New Orleans”



Wednesday
8 p.m. “Survivor”
9 p.m. “Criminal Minds”
10 p.m. “Code Black


Thursday

September-October
8 p.m./5 PT: “Thursday Night Football”

Starting Oct. 27
8 p.m. “The Big Bang Theory”
8:30 p.m. “The Great Indoors”
9 p.m. “Mom”
9:30 p.m. “Life in Pieces” (new timeslot)
10 p.m. “Pure Genius”



Friday
8 p.m. “MacGyver”
9 p.m. “Hawaii Five-0”
10 p.m. “Blue Bloods”


Saturday

8 p.m. “Crimetime Saturday”
9 p.m. “Crimetime Saturday”
10 p.m. “48 Hours”

Sunday
7 p.m. “60 Minutes”
8 p.m. “NCIS: Los Angeles” (new timeslot)
9 p.m. “Madam Secretary” (new timeslot)
10 p.m. “Elementary”

press release after the Jump

updated with trailers also after the jump

Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Upfront 2016: ABC

ABC Upfronts TVLookFall2016 
    ABC has announced their fall schedule .
   The Middle is making a move to Tuesdays  same time slot as it currently holds on Wednesdays this is the first move for the show.  They are launching 5 new shows in the fall  : a legal Drama  "Conviction" , "Notorious", Designated Survivor.   New Comedy  of  "American Housewife"  and Speechless.  "Speehchless" will be surrounded by ABC veteran shows on Wednesdays. Also Tuesday will be 2 hours of comedy, giving ABC 5 hours of comedy a week.  "Agents of  S.H.I.E.D " is moving to 10PMET on Tuesdays  , it has been a weak ABC performer,

New Shows in Blue highlight and all times ET/PT





Monday

8 p.m. “Dancing With the Stars”
10 p.m. “Conviction”

Tuesday

8 p.m. “The Middle” (new timeslot)
8:30 p.m. “American Housewife” 
9 p.m. “Fresh Off the Boat” (new timeslot)
9:30 p.m. “The Real O’Neals” (new timeslot)
10 p.m. “Agents of SHIELD” (new timeslot)

Wednesday

8 p.m. “The Goldbergs” (new timeslot)
8:30 p.m. “Speechless”
9 p.m. “Modern Family”
9:30 p.m. “Black-ish”
10 p.m. “Designated Survivor”

Thursday

8 p.m. “Grey’s Anatomy”
9 p.m. “Notorious”
10 p.m. “How to Get Away with Murder”

Friday

8 p.m. “Last Man Standing”
8:30 p.m. “Dr. Ken”
9 p.m. “Shark Tank”
10 p.m. “20/20”

Saturday

8 p.m./5 PT: “Saturday Night Football”

Sunday

7 p.m. “America’s Funniest Home Videos”
8 p.m. “Once Upon a Time”
9 p.m. “Secrets and Lies”
10 p.m. “Quantico”


Press release after the Jump 

Monday, May 16, 2016

Upfront 2016: FOX

FOX Upfronts2016 TVlookfall2016 


  FOX has announced their fall line up for the new TV season. Following in NBC's footsteps from their upfront  they are only premiering 3 new series  in the fall holding others to the mid season. This is also the first year since 2001 without American Idol in any midseason list.  The new series are : "Lethal Weapon" ,  "The Exorcist" , and "Son of Zorn".  There will be a special presentation of "Rocky Horror Picture Show" in October.   There will be 8 new series and a return of "Prison  Break" in the winter  Fox has the superbowl next year and after that they will be premiering  "24 Legacy"

Here is the new schedule
new series highlighted in Blue.

all times ET/PT

FALL

Monday
8 p.m. “Gotham”
9 p.m. “Lucifer”

Tuesday
8 p.m. “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” (new timeslot)
8:30 p.m. “New Girl” (new timeslot)
9 p.m. “Scream Queens”

Wednesday
8 p.m. “Lethal Weapon”
9 p.m. “Empire”

Thursday

8 p.m. “Rosewood” (new timeslot)
9 p.m. “Bones” (final season)

Friday

8 p.m. “Hell’s Kitchen”
9 p.m. “The Exorcist”

Saturday

7 p.m./4 PT: FOX College Football

Sunday

7 p.m. NFL on FOX
7:30 p.m. “The OT”/”Bob’s Burgers”
8 p.m. “The Simpsons”
8:30 p.m. “Son of Zorn”
9 p.m. “Family Guy”
9:30 p.m. “The Last Man on Earth”

WINTER/SPRING

Monday

8 p.m. “24: Legacy” (winter)/”Gotham” (spring)
9 p.m. “APB” (winter)/”Lucifer” (spring)

Tuesday

8 p.m. “New Girl” (winter)/”Brooklyn Nine-Nine” (spring)
8:30 p.m. “The Mick”
9 p.m. “Kicking & Screaming” (winter)/“Pitch” (spring)

Wednesday

8 p.m. “Lethal Weapon” (winter)/“Shots Fired” (spring)
9 p.m. “Star” (winter)/”Empire” (spring)

Thursday

8 p.m. “Rosewood”
9 p.m. “Prison Break”(revival)

Friday

8 p.m. “Masterchef Junior”
9 p.m. “Sleepy Hollow”

Saturday

8 p.m. FOX Sports Saturday

Sunday

7 p.m. Animation reruns
7:30 p.m. “Bob’s Burgers”
8 p.m. “The Simpsons”
8:30 p.m. “Making History”
9 p.m. “Family Guy”
9:30 p.m. “The Last Man on Earth”

press release after the Jump  (update: we have added the trailers too) 

Sunday, May 15, 2016

Upfront 2016: NBC

NBC  Upfronts  TVlookfall2016 
     
     NBC has announced their fall line up for the 2016-17 season, Sunday.

     One thing you will notice is  they are only adding 3 new series this season  : “Timeless,” “This Is Us” and “The Good Place".  The rest are coming at midseason: Chicago Justice,” “The Blacklist: Redemption,” “Midnight, Texas,” “Emerald City” and “Taken”  “Great News,” “Powerless” and “Trial & Error.”
 NBC has moved "Blindspot" to  Wednesdays taking the old "Mysteries of Laura Slot"  Comedies are back on Thursdays. "Chicago Med" and "Blindspot" round out the rest of Thursdays.

Here is a look at their line up :
all times are ET/PT

all new shows in blue


Monday
8 p.m. “The Voice”
10 p.m. “Timeless”

Tuesday

8 p.m. “The Voice”
9 p.m. “This Is Us”
10 p.m. “Chicago Fire”

Wednesday

8 p.m. “Blindspot” (new timeslot)
9 p.m. “Law & Order: SVU”
10 p.m. “Chicago PD”

Thursday

8 p.m. “Superstore” (new timeslot)
8:30 p.m. “The Good Place”
9 p.m. “Chicago Med” (new timeslot)
10 p.m. “The Blacklist” (new timeslot)

Friday

8 p.m. “Caught on Camera with Nick Cannon”
9 p.m. “Grimm”
10 p.m. “Dateline”

Saturday

8 p.m. “Dateline Saturday Mystery”
10 p.m. “SNL Vintage”

Sunday

7 p.m./4 PT: “Football Night in America”
8:20 p.m./5:20 PT: “Sunday Night Football”


 After the Jump: the Press release and trailers for the new shows

Friday, May 13, 2016

Antenna TV Announces Summer Saturday Marathons

Classics   NEWS 

                           antenna tv 

   Classic TV network, Antenna TV will be airing marathons of series on their channel , all summer  long.   The marathons will air Saturdays  1PMET to 10PMET.

 June 4th  : Webster
June 11th  : Sabrina the Teenage Witch
June 18th : Mr.Belvedere
June 25th :    Mork& Mindy
July 2nd:    Barney Miller
July 9th : The Partridge Family
July 16th : Bewitched
July 23rd:  I Dream of Jeannie
July 30th:  Green Acres
August 6th : Good Times
August 13th : The Jeffersons
August 20th : Newhart
August 27th:  Small Wonder
September 3rd: Doogie  Howser.



source : http://antennatv.tv/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Saturday-Summer-thons-2016-Lineup.pdf

Thursday, May 12, 2016

The Lookback : He's Not Inspector Gadget Anymore

The Flashback 

   We've written about the now former TV company ,  DIC, and one their famous series , Inspector Gadget. Well, we have done some more digging and found more Inspector Gadget related stuff, and that is what we are going to review today.

Ha ha Ha Ha, No. Really No. 
        What we are reviewing is a technical, sequel to the original 80's series (with noticeable lack of not being that 1999 film) called Gadget  and  the Gadgetinis.  (With a noticeable lack of the word , inspector)  Developed by  DIC, Fox Kids Europe and slew of others, there was even the original creator of the Inspector Gadget involved in this series , Jean Chalopin, (The Creator of DIC) This was a 2001 series that ran a couple seasons.   Things  have changed for ole Gadget ,  first he is no longer an inspector. (well finally they ...)  He is now a  Lieutenant (what?!)  the dog Brain has left the because apparently working for Gadget was too much work for him.  The Show takes place about 2 years after the original ,so Penny , his niece, is still  there she's 12 now. She also built the replacements for Brain. We found out later in the series that Brain jumps at  the mention of the word gadget (Brain Jumps) oh he can talk.   Now this will explain what we mean by Gagetinis, (which is not a martini for Gaget) they are two robots named  Fidget and Digit. In the main series , you recall that Penny was the instrument in Gadget's able to stop whatever crimes are going on. Though she doesn't follow him around as much , as she stays at home able to use the robots instead. 
Robots...taking the jobs of dogs now.../copyright DHX 
       Gadget now works for an organization called World Organization of Mega Powers or WOMP if you like. There is a new superior named  Colonel Nozzaire , who doesn't seem to like Gadget much because well he's Gadget.  The leader of WOMP is called General Sir (because names are hard)  and he is oblivious to any of Gadget's lack of awareness.  The rest of the series follows the formula of Gadget going to stop M.A.D agents of Doctor Claw, though  unlike the first series not every episodes has to do with claw.  
           
 Gadget had some work done../copyright DHX 
                 
Apparently  so did Penny /copyright DHX

    The show was pretty much goofy and had the element of the original series ,where Penny was going all the under work , unknown to anybody else, including her uncle.  Gadget was still bumbling but not well (see 1999 movie for any words , wait don't see that movie). Probably due to having the creator involved or something  it had some of the spirit of the original series ,so it's enjoyable. 
          
That's our lookback ... (yes it's short)  Tune in next time.... there's a little fun after the Jump 

Thursday, May 05, 2016

It's a Charlie Brown Lookback : It's Arbor Day , Charlie Brown

The Peanuts  The Flashback 


     WAIT!  Before you say hey wait a minute! This is holiday special , and you said you aren't doing holiday specials! (Unless you don't care then well I am sad)  Well , we have made an exception on the fact that this special turned 40 this year, also it's not really aired on TV every year , and it's a special with Rerun in it , I like Rerun, it's his first Peanuts special.  (Plus , we won't do this often ,this is very special exception)

       It's Arbor Day ,Charlie Brown came out in March of 1976, on CBS (well of course) , it was the last special with music originally made for it by Vince Guaraldi , he passed away after soundtrack was completed.
 Our special starts with  Rerun  doing his classic riding on the back of his Mom's bicycle  ,and we get our first mention of Arbor Day. (This special is obviously trying to get that Arbor day cash grab)  We have  Sally wondering what Arbor Day is , after getting it wrong presenting it to her class as a day for ships to come to shore.  Snoopy and Woodstock get kicked of the Library for being annoying. Appreantly , Linus mentions that Arbor day doesn't have a set day ,each state has their own date (Really?!)  and Arbor Day is for Trees.  In speaking of Trees, Charlie  Brown  and Peppermint Patty are talking to each other under a tree, where she wants him to explain love, but after that mess , it's baseball talk. ( Darn radio station format flips are so flippy these days)
   Peppermint's team plays Charlie Brown's team 12 times this season ( He also has to worry about the Brewers) .
 
 Woah what are they going to do to Lucy?  /Copyright Peanuts 

      Sally, Linus, Snoopy, Woodstock , and Lucy decide to plant some trees ...at Charlie Brown's baseball field. Linus tries to stop them but  well you know.  At coincidental timing Peppermint Patty calls Charlie Brown that the field should be ready. Lucy stops by says she is working on it, not letting Linus tell him what they are doing.  Lucy goes on with her plan. (You know maybe it's on purpose .  A plot against CB) Also a bunch of the other Peanuts kids help , and Linus is too , but then again Lucy is scary.  Charlie Brown preps his game plans without knowing what happened to his field.  Then of course he sees it full of trees and flowers and looking more like a garden than a place to play baseball. 
    uhh the Diamondbacks really changed/ Copyright Peanuts 

    Charlie  Brown is un happy (naturally) ,Peppermint Patty  and her team come over as they were set to play each other.  She seems angrier about it than Charlie Brown , but decides to play anyway making the best of it. (uhh anger is short?)  The game goes on while  they all try to work around the vegetation.  Charlie asks for a homerun, and this makes Lucy ask what he would give for one. Schroeder chimes in that if  Lucy makes a home run ,then he would "meet her at Home plate and give her a big kiss".  Guess What? She does! (Now she and Schroder are married and have 5 kids. go make that fanfiction do it!)   She decides to not take the kiss though. 
This is my kissing face/ copyright Peanuts 

      Marice hits the ball out of the park and it's caught by Rerun as he was riding with his mother on her bike.( Go Rerun!)  Charlie Brown's team is doing well with help of the shrubbery. (well that's  a sentence)  Rain comes and stops the game , but Charlie Brown finds out they are defacto winners(woo defacto). 

    Well that's the special... for umm Arbor Day, though really it is funny to see how Shrubbery can  help. It make a be a certain taste to like this special , it's otherwise tame and really it's in true Charlie Brown style that rain would come but it gives him an olive branch of defacto victory.  It was funny to have  a Schroeder almost kiss Lucy but then we never get it. (This special is like trying to cross lines in peanuts standards but still going back  Lucy was her normal self  ,but it played well.  Rerun was only in few little segments but they were a great TV special intro. 

Tune in next time when talk about a Peanuts special about  about Tax Day. 


   

Thursday, April 28, 2016

But First These Messages: Don't Drink the Shampoo

But First these Messages 


    Commercials , oh poor fellows  people don't want to watch anymore  , and sometimes they can be more interesting than the show they are taking the place of. (Maybe you should change the channel?)   They can be disturbing, funny, sad, off putting, annoying, evil , happy, blah, lawyery, or confusing.  (Yes , off putting doesn't have to be annoying)   Joshuaonline , is trying out style of blog post, the ones about the things between the programs we talk about.   Let's get started.  

But First These Messages... 

      Do you like Beer?  Do you like Shampoo?  Do you have the urge to drink your shampoo?  This could be the start of  a commercial for medication. (Ask your doctor first) But nope ... we are taking about something from the 70's  Beer-Enriched shampoo. ( I think the person who thought of this , had beer at work , didn't want to get caught drinking so he poured into the Shampoo mix and made this up)

Here's our commercial:  (youtube, please don't pull the video, because it would make us look insane) 
   
                        
          I am worried that  the lady says "but don't drink it" when referring to the shampoo, yes it has beer in it  ,but it also has some soap in there, so it's going to taste bad , even more than just beer. (we went there)
 youtube/ Geinus7277
Those are some awful scent ideas 

   This was made by Bristol-Myers Squibb , I guess beer has some hair cleaning qualities, they don't make it anymore... so maybe it didn't work out.

   Coming Up... that one thing you like might not like you  , but first these messages  

First watch the commercial (we'll wait.) 
    
            
                       


27 seconds later... unless you hit replay or looped it.
     
      This commercial , let's see hair  , it's long and the music ( it must be the 90's) .We see this long hair for awhile it's the star, but then there's the twist.


                    
   Ha Ha Ha you thought ... but no it's a dog ....  also it gets mean there. "Beautiful hair like this can never be yours"  then it reveals a dog that has better hair than you or us.
"Yeah , I look good, Woof" /youtube 

       Just be happy your dog will look good,  the commercial did a good job at least making you pay attention to it, you know for something your dog will just ruin in 10 minutes anyway. ( Dogs don't stay clean long ... it's the law of physics) 

     And that's it for Hearldson , the World Series will be back for the 8th inning , but first these messages... 

         
  The Big Bad  wolf has gone into sales (in his defense , hunting Grandmas doesn't put ... Grandmas on the table)

                  
   
  Wait , the Wolf asking a question about where you are going  is a silly question, what's he supposed to ask ?     When it's shampoo he takes a great interest.   Yes Shampoo brand Shampoo does suck , it doesn't even have beer in it.    The Big Bad Wolf has gone honest?

  
 Grandma's House ? What is she running a B&B and needs a sign to it, is she the only Grandma? 

Meanwhile ... 
Grandma looks angry , also what I am looking at? 

   The moral of  the story is... Wolves like well shampooed hair.  Also jingles are great. TV commercials don't make creative jingles much anymore ... they just use a pop song and modify it maybe.  

  Well anyway  that's our commercial break... now go buy some shampoo , and get some for the dog, maybe the cat (meeeeow,) nevermind.  

Now back to your program.   

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