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Tuesday, November 14, 2017

But First These Messages : Cereal 2

But First These Messages

       We've done Cereal before , this is Cereal 2 : Part of your balanced breakfasto   ,because there is so much in the world of cereal commercials why not do more more more ?
So We will return  our episode of  Herman Munster vs Darth Vader  but first these messages...

     
   
   How are Lucky Charms made you ask?  Well magic!  Unlike other cereal made in some factory or something , Lucky Charms are made by magic and apparently  Lucky screwed up , but good thing the kids happen to be there to help.     All the colors got mixed up so they had to bring order with why ever balloons have to be red.

They would then use their color calling powers for evil. 
   
Did you know Lucky Charms are older than history? 


     
   This one gave me questions , first did those kids have their own portal? , second if so , how? , if not  how did they get a head of him?  Third, if they aren't the same kids , are they great times whatever grandparents, if so how'd they get glasses?  Also why did Lucky not just magic away the kids?
The kids , the dinosaurs, the leprechaun all of them who is delicious? 

  It's the Lucky Charms cross over I asked for! 


    
  Those kids decided to bother an innocent  Lucky he was just minding his own business.  He magics up a cottage and ends up with 3 bears, deal he steal a cottage?   Then he gives away lucky charms, what?

   We need to balance this breakfast out a little so..

 Poor rabbit he just wanted some Trix, give him some! Also how does cartoon milk taste?

This is a strange world 

   Trix are for painters 


So trix are for adults too then, because painters are usually adults, but not for rabbits?    Also how'd he do that with the pain. Also he didn't paint the house right.  So the rabbit doesn't have a name?
Don't cross us again rabbit!

more after the jump 

Thursday, November 09, 2017

ABC's 25 Days of Christmas

ABC  Christmas 

EDIT : This was updated on December 6th to  add the announced encore of "A Charlie Brown Christmas" date and time. 
 Edit 2 : This was updated on December 8th to odd the announced broadcast of "Olaf's Frozen Adventure"


   This year the Walt Disney Company has decided to make the famous "25 Days of Christmas" event a company wide thing, so ABC will also use the branding.  We have the schedule for you.

Wednesday, November 22nd
10PMET  "Lights , Camera, Christmas!  Inside Holiday Movie  Classics"  (A 20/20 Special)

Friday, November 24th
8PMET  Santa Claus is Comin' to Town


Monday, November 27th
8PMET  CMA Country  Christmas

Thursday, November 30th
8PMET A Charlie Brown Christmas
9PMET  The Wonderful World of  Disney : Magical Holiday Celebration

Monday, December 4th
8PM-10PMET  The Great Christmas Light  Fight ( Season Premiere)  airing Mondays at 8/7c


Thursday, December 7th
8PMET  Shrek the Halls
8:30ET   Toy Story That Time Forgot
9PMET  The Great American Baking Show (Season Premiere)
(airs Thursdays 9pmet)

Saturday, December 9th
8PMET  Mary Poppins

Sunday, December 10th
7PMET  America's Funniest Home Videos
8PMET  The Wonderful World of Disney - Frozen


Tuesday, December 12th
8PMET The Middle (new Holiday episode)
8:30PM  Fresh Off the Boat  (New Holiday episode)
9PMET   Black-ish (New Holiday Episode)
9:30pm  The Mayor (New Holiday Episode)

Wednesday, December 13th
8:30PMET Speechless (New Holiday Episode)
9:31 PM  American Housewife (New Holiday Episode)

Thursday, December 14th
8PMET    Wonderful World of Disney Special : Olaf's Frozen Adventure
8:30PMET   Disney Prep and Landing

Saturday, December 16th
8PMET  I want a  Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown

Sunday, December 17th
7PMET The Sound of Music

Tuesday, December 19th
8:30pmet  PREP & LANDING 2: NAUGHTY VS. NICE

Wednesday, December 20th
10PMET A Special Edition of 20/20 : Christmas Cribs

Thursday, December 21st
8PMET  A Charlie Brown Christmas

Monday, December 25th
10AM ET Disney Parks Magical Christmas Celebration

Tuesday, December 26th
8PMET  Happy New Year, Charlie Brown
9PMET  Rudolph's Shiny New Year

Sunday, December 31st
8PMET  Dick Clark's  New Years Rockin' Eve


(all subject to change)

press release after the jump

The Lookback : Thanksgiving Dad

Disney Thanksgiving The Flashback 

     There aren't many Thanksgiving specials ,as I have  said before, but I always try to find something of interest  in television or other  media for the holiday. This time I delve in personally one of my favorite Disney animated series, Pepper Ann.  It's time to take a look at "Thanksgiving Dad"

   The episode is the tenth from season 1 in 1997 (so it's 20 years old)  and starts with Halloween. (Sure why not?)   Moose  and Pepper Ann get a call from their dad  and he says he has something planned for them on Thanksgiving. Meanwhile her and mother and her aunt are preparing for Thanksgiving. (That's hardcore planning there) 
         
You should see when they plan for Christmas/ Copyright Disney 

   It skips to November 11th where Lydia (Pepper Ann's mother) and her Aunt Janie are shopping for Thanksgiving. while Pepper Ann tells her sister that she thinks that their father is coming for Thanksgiving instead of calling as normal.    Then it skips to Thanksgiving Day. Pepper Ann is happy expecting her father's surprise.  She begins to expect that her father is coming to Thanksgiving.

This magazine told me.. don't look at me like that/ Copyright Disney 

    Pepper Ann counts the chairs around the table and sees there's an extra one thinking that  her mother is on  it - her father coming to dinner. Also there's a few Pepper Ann's father scenes where she imagines him doing a bunch of random things to get to her.  Meanwhile , Janie has to go out looking for more yams , but there are no yams.   Milo, Pepper Ann's Friend, tries to help her get over it and tells he's not coming. Though he's not helpful.
                       
I wear the same thing when I go shopping/ Copyright Disney 

   Lydia tells her what that extra place is for  that it's for her to join the adult table, but she isn't happy that her father is happy.  The turkey's burnt.  PepperAnn's dad calls and tells her and Moose to turn on the TV.  To find out that he is flying the Thanksgiving  Day parade blimp.
 Dad o vision /Copyright Disney

       That's the episode.   Some clean up notes : A lot of the episode has scenes where Pepper Ann imagines her father either at a diner, talking about her, or in the desert trying to contact her, or sky driving to their house. When watching the episode you can feel some of Pepper Ann's tension  as she waits for her father to show up. It's a feeling  I think many can feel when they are expecting someone or something to come but at the same time they don't know if they really are.  

     Of course since it's a comedy there are some funny moments.  I like the pacing of the episode it feels like a Thanksgiving Day. That's our lookback , tune in next time when we report from a blimp. 

Wednesday, November 08, 2017

CBS Holiday Specials

CBS  Holidays Christmas 

   CBS has released their holiday programming scheduling , of classic Christmas specials and more. Of course they also have the annual Thanksgiving parade as well.


Here's the full schedule

  Thanksgiving November 23rd:
  9AMET-12PMET / 8:00-11AMET CT/ 7-10AM MT / 9-12pmet delayed PT) 
  The Thanksgiving Day Parade

Friday, November 24th
8PM ET  Frosty the Snowman
8:30  ET  Frosty Returns
9PM ET  Grammy's  Greatest Stories : 60th Anniversary Specials

Saturday, November 25th
8PMET  Robbie the Reindeer: Hooves of Fire
8:30 ET  Robbie the Reindeer :Legend of the Lost Tribe
9PM ET  The Story of  Santa Claus

Tuesday, November 28th
8PMET  Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
10PMET  The Victoria Secret Fashion Show

Wednesday, November 29th
10PMET  Bruno Mars :24 K Magic Live at the Apollo

Sunday, December 3rd
8PMET  Carol Burnett 50Th Anniversary Special

Friday, December 22nd
8PMET I love Lucy Christmas Special
9PMET  The  Dick Van Dyke show - Now in Living Color!

Tuesday, December 26th
9PMET  The 40th Annual Kennedy Center Honors

press release after the jump

Tuesday, November 07, 2017

Antenna TV Holiday Schedule

Antenna  TV  Classics  Thanksgiving Christmas 



     Antenna TV has released their holidays schedule.  Starting with Thanksgiving Weekend.  Antenna TV will be airing every single episode of "All in the Family" starting at 5AMET  on November 22nd running through November 26th. 

 Merry and  Bright Saturday Night 

For 3 Saturdays in December they will be having Christmas programming  from 7-10PMET on December 2nd, 9th, and 16th.  Programming will include holiday themed episodes of  Antenna TV series and some  holiday episodes of shows  joining the network in 2018 , like "Alice",  "Growing Pains", "The Hogan Family" , "Head of the Class" ,and "Murphy Brown".

From December 23rd to 25th  Christmas Through the  Years , Classic Christmas Collection, Scrooge : A Christmas Carol , and The Yule Log.

Starting at 1pmet  on Decmber 23rd  "Christmas Through the Years" a holiday episode from Antenna TV's shows  from 1954 to 2002 in order.  2:30PMET starting Decmber 24th  "Classic Christmas Collection"  with more classic holiday episodes also the 1951 movie "A Christmas Carol " at 12amet, and the  Yule Log Christmas morning. 

press release after the jump

But First These Messages: Power us Up

But First These Messages 


    Without batteries we wouldn't have anything portable really, and they really provide us a service that we take for granted. It's interesting . even though batteries are so big in our world, they still have to be advertised to us.

         Batteries ... But First these, messages.

 
    In the 1990's  Duracell envisioned a world  where plastic people obviously killed off all the humans and took over the world, but they had to be powered by batteries.  The Puttermans  appared in  Duracell ads between 1994 to 1996.

     

           I have some questions , how do they put the batteries in, or does someone have to put hte batteries in for them?
                Also batteries are their life force , yet the have to buy them?
                 Also did they kill that woman , or will they give her a new battery later?
          So many questions!

Hmm I think they killed her

                 



     

     In this world, even the pets are battery operated.  This is the future folks! Wake up ! (bonk on the head )
This bird later got a sitcom called Everybody loves Birdy. 

      That bird is annoying, was anyone else expecting one of them to take the battery out , I was kind of thinking that, maybe I have dark thoughts, it's that last commercial's fault!


       
 
      This commercial again makes me ask so many questions , like they can go in the water? Also the fish are battery powered , when they eat "meat" does that mean the batteries are taken and then they eat the food?
That's the face that's seen things 

                                 
more after the jump

Sunday, November 05, 2017

METV's Holiday Schedule

METV  Christmas  Classics 
 

 

         METV's holiday programmings starts November 12th with classic holiday episodes of classic TV shows.  Programming will air Sundays  at 2pmet  until 5pmet. (Subtract 1 hr for Central and Mountain time zones.) 

 Sunday, November 12th 
2PM  The Facts of Life : The Christmas Show 
2:30pm The Facts of Life : Christmas in the Big House 
3PM   Mama's Family : Santa Mama
3:30pm  Mama's Family : Mama Gets Goosed 
4PM   The Lucy Show : Together for Christmas 
4:30pm The Lucy Show  : Lucy the Chiormaster 

Sunday, November 19th 
2pm  The Facts of Life : Christmas Baby 
2:30pm  The Facts of Life "Post- Christmas Card"
3pm  Saved by the Bell : A Thanksgiving 
3:30pm  Mama's Family : An Ill wind 
4pm Happy Days: The First Thanksgiving 
4:30pm  Cheers : Ill - Gotten Gaines 

Sunday, November 26th 
2pmet  Petticoat Junction : The Santa Claus Special 
2:30pm  The Beverly Hillbillies : Christmas in Hooterville
3pm  The Honeymooners : Twa the Night Before Christmas 
3:30pm  The Odd Couple :  Scrooge Gets an Oscar
4pm  Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman : Mike's Drea: A Christmas Tale

Sunday, December 3rd 
2pm  Laverne & Shirley : "Christmas at the Booby Hatch"
2:30pm The Brady Bunch : The Voice of Christmas 
3pm  A Very Brady Christmas (1988) 

Sunday, December 10th 
2pm  Alf " Alf's Special Christmas (parts 1 and 2 ) 
3-5pm    The Love Boat : Christmas Cruise 

Sunday, December 17th 
2-4pm Little House on the Prairie : Bless All the Dear Children 
4pm The Bob Newhart Show : His Busiest season 
4:30pm The Mary Tyler Moore Show : Christmas and the Hardluck Kid II 

Sunday, December 24th 
2pm  Gilligan's Island : Birds Gotta Fly, Fish Gotta Talk 
2:30-5pm Scrooge (1970) 

Full schedules  ET/PT   CT/MT  






Thursday, November 02, 2017

It's a Lookback , Charlie Brown : A Charlie Brown Celebration

 The Flashback  Peanuts 


            Charlie Brown needs to be celebrated so this was it.  "A Charlie Brown Celebration" is a Peanuts special from may of 1982 on the CBS network (of course).  It was an hour long special , which sparked CBS to pick up a new animated weekly series called "The Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show".   This special is  pretty much a collection of Peanuts stories that would be too long to make a 30 minute (24 Minutes+ Commercials) special.  Also Charles Schulz himself introduces the special and  he explains how the special will work which is nice and handy.




  The segments have varying lengths  kind of like how Schulz explains his comic strips can be one timers or have a story line that runs for weeks. In other words this is like a celebration of Charlie Brown and the gang in animated form. 
   
       The first segment ,called School, is about a minute long with Sally doing her classic laments about school starting.  A short bump where Lucy tickles Snoopy and he falls of his dog house  and giggles some more.  Then it goes back to school ,but the time has skipped to the first day of school  with more laments about school by Sally Brown.   Then it's Charlie Brown, Lucy, Schroeder in classes. Again it's just about another minute long.

That's not how you sit in a desk / Copyright Peanuts 


    The second segment is called Kite.  Charlie Brown does his famous kite flying and he gets caught in a tree. Then it turns  into a segment about Lucy and Linus talking about Edgar Allen Poe.  Charlie Brown does more kite flying  and gets everyone all tangled up.
                 
 All Tied up/ Copyright Peanuts 

    The third segment : Charlie Brown's School Days.  Back to school (wow!)   We have Linus in his class writing about learning to butter up a teacher.  This segment is about our main characters in school. 
                                 
Linus is right/ Copyright Peanuts 

    The Fourth segment is called "Sally" it's about Sally (of course) but there's  also get the Peanuts character, Eudora.  It takes place at camp and it's mostly about Eudora teasing Snoopy, whom Sally brought with her.
                             
Eudora in the Middle / Copyright Peanuts 

   The Fifth segment is called "Sally and Linus" which is about Lucy and Franklin. (alright I'm kidding just making sure you are paying attention)   Linus reads about his camping and gets to queen snakes which makes his teacher faint.  Sally has a hard time drawing a cow leg and complains and gets sent to the principal's office.
                                     
What are you in for? / Copyright Peanuts 

   The Sixth segment is called "Peppermint Patty".   Peppermint Patty is looking for a private school to attend. Because she's Peppermint Patty she thinks Snoopy is a human and so of course a suggestion was Ace Obedience school. (She was looking for a cheap private school so her father wouldn't have to spend so much.)  She tells Charlie Brown  he tries to explain it to her but of course she's Peppermint Patty, she doesn't listen to anyone.  She goes to the school and notices that everyone else has  a dog and that there are no desks.  Marcie asks her how was her day?  Apparently , Peppermint Patty didn't notice it was dog school. Charlie Brown tells Snoopy that Peppermint Patty is not going to be happy with the beagle when she finds out it's a school for dogs. (Ha ha when she finds out)  She's still at the school and apparently the school doesn't think this is strange at all. (What kind of world is this?)  She graduates. (Again what is this place?)  Also Marcie still doesn't tell her  but implies that she knows and just doesn't tell P.P.   Marcie the next day, tells her that the teacher has been asking where she has been.  She asks for attorney (Snoopy) to prove she has graduated , Snoopy of course is nervous because she may find out the truth now. (May)  Peppermint Patty does find out and looks for Snoopy. (probably to show him how she knows how fetch now)  She then gets into a fight with a cat the mean one who lives next door. (That escalated quickly) Peppermint Patty and Snoopy end up fighting World War 2 (the cat) and I think they lost. P.P goes back to people school.

 This was the longest segment so far.

 More after the jump

Look what the cat dragged in / Copyright Peanuts 

   The Seventh Segment :  Linus.   This one Linus and Sally are on a field trip. It's mostly Sally being annoyed by school some more.  Linus remembers the place they went before and then he is reunited to famous peanuts character, Truffles.  Sally gets jealous and she and Truffles start fighting over Linus.  He goes on the roof and he refuses to get down until they stop fighting.  Then he gets stuck.  She asks Snoopy and Woodstock to rescue him which I guess they do.

                         
Aww Luffles / Copyright Peanuts 

  The Eight Segment is Piano.  Lucy is doing her classic interact with Schroeder at his piano. She tells him how if they were married she would dust his piano every day. The she temps him for reaction by talking about Beethoven.   It's pretty much Lucy and Schroeder doing their normal segment.  Eventually she throws his Piano into the sewer. (not very nice) Charlie Brown helps him and they go down to where the water goes but it was a lost cause, so he buys a new one.
                                           
Then he threw her down the sewer / Copyright Peanuts 

   The Ninth Segment is called  Lucy , in this one Lucy in angry that she isn't thankful for anything, Linus tries to help. So he does something sweet and she cries.  Then Lucy has  Linus get fire wood  while she plays jokes on him and talks about  Abe Lincoln.  (random)
                                           
awwww/ copyright Peanuts 

     The Tenth segment : Peppermint Patty and Marcie.   Marcie doesn't really like playing baseball. She also recommends that they need caps. So she takes initiative  and tries to make some caps. They go through a cycle of caps that annoy Peppermint Patty.  P.P sees that a baseball team is having a free cap day for children, so her plan is to run through nine times to get nine caps. (Yes this plan has flaws we could point out.)  Marcie runs after the first cap , Peppermint Patty quits on her plan.
                             
Hmm fly ball/ Copyright Peanuts 

    The Eleventh segment, Charlie Brown.    Charlie Brown was pitching and he's feeling sick and decides to go home.  Charlie goes to the E.R by himself.  Sally can't find him and apparently decides that it's a good time to move into his room. (Long running Peanuts Gag)   Then she finds out that Chuck is in the hospital. (You maybe asking where the parents are, well Barber's picnic and C.B didn't want to bother them or know where it is or something.)  Meanwhile, Charlie Brown wonders if he's dead.  Everyone else is worried even Lucy. (Yes her too)  She even cries.  Peppermint Patty and Marcie are turned away at the hospital because they are too young. (This didn't stop Chuck and Linus in Why Charlie Brown Why,)  The Continuing theme of Marcie being in love with C.B continues she wants him to ask her to the prom in the future.   Lucy is unhappy when Charlie Brown's mom says he's not any better, and  promises that she would never pull the football away again if he gets away.   Then Charlie Brown gets better.  So the football thing happens and Charlie Brown doesn't kick the ball  and kicks her hand. (Darn it Schulz , darn it!)
                               
 The one where Charlie Brown doesn't die/ Copyright Peanuts 

    That's the special.  This was the first of three television specials for the Peanuts that featured multiple stories that others were : "It's and Adventure , Charlie  Brown" and "Snoopy the Musical"  but this was the first one.  I like the idea of taking some story lines that aren't long enough  to be  24 minutes long.  And none of the segments feel like they go on to long.  Since it's the peanuts there are alot of gags that made me laugh and there is of course some sweetness too.  It's great to see the variety of characters even including Eudora and Truffles is a nice touch.

  That's the special tune in next time when see how Truffles and Linus are doing now.