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Thursday, November 30, 2017

Charlie Brown has Christmas Again : Christmas Time Again, Charlie Brown

Peanuts Christmas 



     I have to point out that this is not a Peanuts lookback in our official rule about not doing holiday specials, but this counts as a look at a holiday special that just happens to have Charlie Brown and the Peanuts gang.  The second note  there are like 4 Peanuts Christmas specials, one of them is filler for ABC's broadcast of the big one, while there's one for Rerun as well.  This one doesn't really get any air time at all. (In the U.S)

 Note 2: I happen to Like "I want a Dog for Christmas , Charlie Brown".

      It's Christmas Time Again , Charlie Brown  was first broadcast on November 27th 1992 on the CBS television network. (We missed the 25th anniversary exact date by a few days)   It was the last  new one for CBS , as they decided to give up or something.


    It was divided up into segments and based directly from different story lines in the strips, so no single story like the first one.

   The special starts with Linus trying to sled down a snow bank with a box and resulting in various degrees of failure.  Then Charlie Brown is out door to door selling Christmas wreaths before Thanksgiving.  (Insert joke about commercialization of Christmas here) In fact Franklin tells him that yes he is adding to the over commercialization of Christmas.  (woah alright then)
packing peanuts... I am ashamed of this joke / Copyright Peanuts 


    Sally decides to help and she does help sell at least one on air.  This special uses Guaradi music arranged by David Benoit , this was his first time doing Peanuts specials.   Now we skip to some Peppermint Patty where she has to read A Tale of Two Cities (advanced schools in the Peanuts world.) she of course doesn't want to read it.  She procrastinates.
 Only Peppermint Patty could wear shorts and sandals in the snow/copyright Peanuts 


  Marcie and Peppermint Patty attend  a performance of  Handel's Messiah. Snoopy is ringing bells to collect money , but he switches to a horn after someone makes a remark.  It also consists of people saying he's not the real Santa Claus.
   Something about you seems not real Santa-ish/ Copyright Peanuts 


     Sally is writing for English , about how Christmas is the season of getting as Charlie Brown tries to correct her to say it is the season of giving.  Then she's making a Christmas list and writing to Santa.   Sally then wants  Linus to tell her about Christmas and he tries to read her from Luke chapter 2 but she continues with her thoughts on disliking shopping.  Later on she doesn't like the 12 days of Christmas and she wonders what a calling bird is , as Linus tries to explain she goes back to her thoughts of socks.
She killed him/ Copyright Peanuts 


     Charlie Brown wants to get a pair of gloves for Peggy Jean but he doesn't have $25 for gloves. (He gave up on the little red haired girl I see) Linus tell her she will love anything he gives her, if she cares about him, Lucy is not helpful though.  He tries to sell his signed baseball but that doesn't work very well. So he decides instead to sell his comic books.
   Is that enough, comic books, Charlie Brown? /Copyright Peanuts

         He sold his whole collection to buy them , but then she comes in the same store to show that her mother bought her, the same gloves. He decides not to give them to her because she already head them. (Guessing No returns ?)
              Charlie Brown's life is fun / Copyright Peanuts 


       Peppermint Patty wants to be Mary in the play , Marcie says she was already chosen , it takes her asking the teacher to find out what Marcie said.  Peppermint Patty has to play a sheep instead.  Sally has been asked to be in the same play and  be an angel.   She continues her practicing  while Charlie Brown holds the same hockey stick as before.
      Why did never know much about Charlie Brown's Hockey career/ Copyright Peanuts 


      Peppermint Patty doesn't take kindly to being a sheep. (baaadd choice?) Linus and Charlie Brown watch the play as it happens. Peppermint Patty starts constantly baaing and Franklin and Marcie wonderfully master it.  The next part she forgets her baaa and starts making random noises and the audience laughs as Marcie drags her off. Linus says it's been a good play so far. (Alright then)    Sally forgets her hark line , and she says hockey stick. (I like how they built up the joke)  Also her mention of Harold Angel to find out that's a real person.
Marcie's not a good Shepard/ Copyright Peanuts 

Harold Angel/ Copyright Peanuts 


    The last part Lucy wants to take Linus' spot at the TV but he uses something she said against her and she leaves.   The end.

more after the jump

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

The Lookback : Intergalactic Thanksgiving

The Flashback   Thanksgiving 

       We get to dive into the  Nelvana specials  it's  a trek we haven't delved into much, but it's time to do such a thing.   Our special is from 1979 , it's called "Intergalactic Thanksgiving" or also known as "Please Don't Eat the Planet".  Let's dive in to this fun Canadian animated special.

or pick a title and stick with it 


     Human farmers are leaving earth are in space looking for a place to farm and the focus of our special  is a farming family with their daughter named Victoria and dog who looks at full spread pictures of trees. (what?) 
Space Convoy / Copyright Nelvana


       The mother thinks that her husband is driving to slow and he decides to speed up and they of course crash into a planet.  (oops)  This planet is filled with beings and one of them warns everyone that the "aliens are coming" and he goes to tell the king.   The farmer and his family decide to live there  (because why not?)  and they get their farm already (well if they have space travel they can have portable farms too).   The planet inhabitants think the farmers are funny. The farmer says he brings good will and peace and the king says welcome to the planet , Laugh-a-lot. The king is named Gucci (I don't know how he spells it)    The family is called Spademinder.  Meanwhile Victoria meets Not Funny Enough (that's the prince's name). 
Welcome to our planet, please don't eat it.  / Copyright Nelvana


    The Spademinders start their farming , NFE (it's easier this way)  decides to take Victoria on trip with him and show her the planet. (how romantic)   And he takes her around the planet in musical montage. (the best way to go)
montage/ Copyright Nelvana


      10 minutes in the title is still confusing , there's no Thanksgiving so far, and no trying to eat the planet. Victoria says her family is focused on hard work  and there's no time for fun , while NFE tells her that on their planet , they mine food.  In the evening , they make it back to her farm and she kisses him on the cheek. (I was joking about the romantic thing, special!) 


    It's another day and the Gucci is not wondering where everyone has gone.  (They have lives of their own , king!)  Then he asks the mirror from "Snow White" (that's not a joke) who's the funniest of them of all, then it switches to a different figure.  It has good news that everyone is laughing, but not laughing at the king. (oops) Apparently, farming is funnier. Gucci tries to make the people laugh at him again but this doesn't work.   He gets mad and tires to do the hitting the mallet in the dirt, but he did it so hard that that the land cracks and NFE , Victoria, and her dog fall into a hole.
This poor dog, thought they were dead for a second/ copyright Nelvana


    Meanwhile, in the hole, they are still alive. (otherwise this would be a dark special)  They find the food mines too.  Meanwhile above ground they create a search party. While those in the underground find a talking flea like thing  and he asks them to help  prop up the planet because the mining makes it unstable.  They are propping it up in song. (the best way to do it!)   Victoria and NFE  say they have to warn everyone.
All hail the bug overloards / Copyright Nelvana


   Above ground , giant vegetables grow.  (Apparently , the Spademinders are good farmers) NFE makes it up  and they all search for Victoria and Cromwell (the dog) . This was by pulling up the giant vegetables.   They find them.  Anyway, every year they have a feast on the planet (like Thanksgiving) and the planet is saved from caving in, they grow their own food now , and the Spademinders sometimes have fun now, and stop being so serious and the Laugh a lotters have serious sides now. (yay!)  That was a rushed ending.

How'd they get turkey? /Copyright Nelvana 

      Yes, I get the titles,  it's like Thanksgiving, and  also they were kind of eating their planet.  I though it was enjoyable enough  some of the gags were great.  It does have that message of "Hey you serious people-- loosen up a little , hey you loose people, serious is sometimes needed too." Which you can't fault it for doing.   The animation is alright too  if limited , but the special uses that in a good manner.  It does have some repeat animation but that's standard for this era, and  could be worse.   It's an interesting twist for Thanksgiving and not a bad one.  

Tune in next time when we move to a new planet and try to eat it. 


 

   

 

Monday, November 20, 2017

Cozi's Holidozi 2017

COZI, CLASSICSTV  Christmas 

       COZI TV has released their Holiday programming schedule  it starts December 4th.   
    Find COZI in your area here.


 Here's their schedule via press release


December 4
8:00PM Frasier - “Miracle on Third or Fourth Street”

December 5
8:00PM Frasier - “Perspectives On Christmas”

December 6
8:00PM Frasier - “The Fight Before Christmas”

December 7
8:00PM Frasier - “We Two Kings”

December 8
8:00PM Frasier - “Frasier Grinch”

December 11
8:00PM Frasier - “Merry Christmas, Mrs. Moskowitz”

December 12
8:00PM Frasier - “Mary Christmas”

December 13
8:00PM Frasier - “High Holidays”

December 14
8:00PM Frasier - “Frasier Grinch”

December 15
8:00PM Frasier - “Miracle on Third or Fourth”

December 18
10:00PM Will & Grace - “Jingle Balls”

December 19
10:00PM Will & Grace - “All About Christmas Eve”

December 20
10:00PM Will & Grace - “Fanilow”

December 21
10:00PM Will & Grace - “Christmas Break”

December 22
10:00PM Will & Grace - “A Little Christmas Queer”

December 24
6:00 AM Make Room For Daddy – “Christmas and Clowns”
6:30 AM Make Room For Daddy – “Christmas Story”
7:00 AM The Real McCoys – “The Diamond Ring”
7:30 AM Lone Ranger – “Christmas Story”
8:00 AM Lassie – “The Christmas Story”
8:30 AM Lassie – “The Christmas Story”
9:00 AM Lassie – “Yochim’s Christmas”
9:30 AM Lassie – “The Little Christmas Tree”
1:00 PM Little House On The Prairie – “Christmas At Plum Creek”
2:00 PM Little House On The Prairie – “Blizzard”
3:00 PM Murder, She Wrote – “A Christmas Secret”
4:00 PM The Six Million Dollar Man – “A Bionic Christmas Carol”
5:00 PM Kojak – “How Cruel The Frost, How Bright The Stars”
6:00 PM Quantum Leap – “A Little Miracle”
7:00 PM Quantum Leap – “Promised Land”
8:00 PM Frasier – “Merry Christmas, Mrs. Moskowitz”
8:30 PM Frasier – “Mary Christmas”
9:00 PM Frasier – “High Holidays”
9:30 PM Will & Grace – “All About Christmas Eve”
10:00 PM Will & Grace – “Fanilow”
10:30 PM Will & Grace – “Christmas Break”
11:00 PM Baywatch – “Silent Night, Baywatch Night: Part 1”
12:00 AM Baywatch – “Silent Night, Baywatch Night: Part 2”

Friday, November 17, 2017

The CW Midseason dates

The CW  Midseason 2018



    The CW has released when it's new series "Black Lighting" will start and the dates of series to return after their mid season breaks.  The Dates and times are as follows:

 note: alll the shows are returning unless other wise noted

Monday, January 1st
9PMET    Valor 

Friday, January 5th
8PM ET  Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Tuesday, January 16th
8PMET  The Flash
9PMET  Black Lightning (new series premiere)

Wednesday, January 17th
8PMET  Riverdale
9PMET  Dynasty

Thursday, January 18th
8PMET  Supernatural
9PMET   Arrow

Friday, January 26th
9PMET Jane the Virgin

Dates for the season premieres of  "The Originals", "The 100"  , and "iZombie"  or the new series , "Life Sentence" have been announced as of yet.

Note 2: Dates and or times or subject to change


press release after the jump

Thursday, November 16, 2017

The Lookback: Garfield's Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving  The Flashback 


     Following in the tradition of  comic strip series having animated specials and having a Thanksgiving special  continues.  This time with Garfield , our favorite orange Monday hating cat, gets to grace us for this holiday.

     The special first appeared on CBS  in 1989  and once again it Features Lorenzo Music as Garfield and we have Lou Rawls and Desirée Goyette with the songs,   so let's take a look at this Thanksgiving special.



      Garfield wakes up John for breakfast and after eating he sees the calendar says that it's Wednesday and he has to go to the vet , so he rips off the date and he sees that the next day is Thanksgiving.  They go to the store, but Jon still remembers that Garfield has to go the vet.  Jon also tries constantly asking the vet, Liz, out on a date.  Liz says Garfield is healthy but he's fat and has to go on a diet and she does accept  Jon's offer after he holds his breath for a long time. (that worked!)
Fine I'll go out with you just don't die in my office/ copyright Film Roman 


      Garfield starts his diet  and of course he doesn't like it.  He later gets into a fight with the scale and tries to steal the "good food" but keep s getting foiled by Odie , who was placed by Jon into monitoring Garfield. (Bet your dog can't do that)  The next day,  its Thanksgiving and Liz is coming over to the house.  Jon gets Thanksgiving stuff ready though not very well. Garfield tries to sabotage  some of the food.
Hey that sugar is a bit ruff / copyright Film Roman 


     Liz arrives at the house and Garfield tricks her and she recommends that he can get off his diet and  do some exercises instead.  Jon's dinner is ruined and he so under Garfield's recommendation calls his Grandma to fix it.  (that works )   Jon tries to entertain Liz by talking with her about Thanksgiving  while Grandma does her magic on the food. Jon finds it interesting that  Canada celebrates Thanksgiving in October.(shout out to Joshuaonline CA)   Dinner's done and she slips quietly out the door.
                           
'll carve Justice!/ Copyright Film Roman 

      Liz, Jon, Garfield  ,and Odie have their meal.   Liz seemed to enjoy it.   Odie has to go on the diet.
   
                                     
Nice spread / Copyright Film Roman 

       Garfield brings a great Thanksgiving special , and one thing I can say about Thanksgiving specials is that they seem a little harder to write.  I like how paced it is and brings a lot of good laughs.  The music is good.    I say this is a Thankgiving classic much like the "Peanuts" and its kind of sad none of the networks air it annually.

 Tune in Next time when we fund out Garfield has a cross over with the Peanuts for Thanksgiving.

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

But First These Messages : Cereal 2

But First These Messages

       We've done Cereal before , this is Cereal 2 : Part of your balanced breakfasto   ,because there is so much in the world of cereal commercials why not do more more more ?
So We will return  our episode of  Herman Munster vs Darth Vader  but first these messages...

     
   
   How are Lucky Charms made you ask?  Well magic!  Unlike other cereal made in some factory or something , Lucky Charms are made by magic and apparently  Lucky screwed up , but good thing the kids happen to be there to help.     All the colors got mixed up so they had to bring order with why ever balloons have to be red.

They would then use their color calling powers for evil. 
   
Did you know Lucky Charms are older than history? 


     
   This one gave me questions , first did those kids have their own portal? , second if so , how? , if not  how did they get a head of him?  Third, if they aren't the same kids , are they great times whatever grandparents, if so how'd they get glasses?  Also why did Lucky not just magic away the kids?
The kids , the dinosaurs, the leprechaun all of them who is delicious? 

  It's the Lucky Charms cross over I asked for! 


    
  Those kids decided to bother an innocent  Lucky he was just minding his own business.  He magics up a cottage and ends up with 3 bears, deal he steal a cottage?   Then he gives away lucky charms, what?

   We need to balance this breakfast out a little so..

 Poor rabbit he just wanted some Trix, give him some! Also how does cartoon milk taste?

This is a strange world 

   Trix are for painters 


So trix are for adults too then, because painters are usually adults, but not for rabbits?    Also how'd he do that with the pain. Also he didn't paint the house right.  So the rabbit doesn't have a name?
Don't cross us again rabbit!

more after the jump 

Thursday, November 09, 2017

ABC's 25 Days of Christmas

ABC  Christmas 

EDIT : This was updated on December 6th to  add the announced encore of "A Charlie Brown Christmas" date and time. 
 Edit 2 : This was updated on December 8th to odd the announced broadcast of "Olaf's Frozen Adventure"


   This year the Walt Disney Company has decided to make the famous "25 Days of Christmas" event a company wide thing, so ABC will also use the branding.  We have the schedule for you.

Wednesday, November 22nd
10PMET  "Lights , Camera, Christmas!  Inside Holiday Movie  Classics"  (A 20/20 Special)

Friday, November 24th
8PMET  Santa Claus is Comin' to Town


Monday, November 27th
8PMET  CMA Country  Christmas

Thursday, November 30th
8PMET A Charlie Brown Christmas
9PMET  The Wonderful World of  Disney : Magical Holiday Celebration

Monday, December 4th
8PM-10PMET  The Great Christmas Light  Fight ( Season Premiere)  airing Mondays at 8/7c


Thursday, December 7th
8PMET  Shrek the Halls
8:30ET   Toy Story That Time Forgot
9PMET  The Great American Baking Show (Season Premiere)
(airs Thursdays 9pmet)

Saturday, December 9th
8PMET  Mary Poppins

Sunday, December 10th
7PMET  America's Funniest Home Videos
8PMET  The Wonderful World of Disney - Frozen


Tuesday, December 12th
8PMET The Middle (new Holiday episode)
8:30PM  Fresh Off the Boat  (New Holiday episode)
9PMET   Black-ish (New Holiday Episode)
9:30pm  The Mayor (New Holiday Episode)

Wednesday, December 13th
8:30PMET Speechless (New Holiday Episode)
9:31 PM  American Housewife (New Holiday Episode)

Thursday, December 14th
8PMET    Wonderful World of Disney Special : Olaf's Frozen Adventure
8:30PMET   Disney Prep and Landing

Saturday, December 16th
8PMET  I want a  Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown

Sunday, December 17th
7PMET The Sound of Music

Tuesday, December 19th
8:30pmet  PREP & LANDING 2: NAUGHTY VS. NICE

Wednesday, December 20th
10PMET A Special Edition of 20/20 : Christmas Cribs

Thursday, December 21st
8PMET  A Charlie Brown Christmas

Monday, December 25th
10AM ET Disney Parks Magical Christmas Celebration

Tuesday, December 26th
8PMET  Happy New Year, Charlie Brown
9PMET  Rudolph's Shiny New Year

Sunday, December 31st
8PMET  Dick Clark's  New Years Rockin' Eve


(all subject to change)

press release after the jump

The Lookback : Thanksgiving Dad

Disney Thanksgiving The Flashback 

     There aren't many Thanksgiving specials ,as I have  said before, but I always try to find something of interest  in television or other  media for the holiday. This time I delve in personally one of my favorite Disney animated series, Pepper Ann.  It's time to take a look at "Thanksgiving Dad"

   The episode is the tenth from season 1 in 1997 (so it's 20 years old)  and starts with Halloween. (Sure why not?)   Moose  and Pepper Ann get a call from their dad  and he says he has something planned for them on Thanksgiving. Meanwhile her and mother and her aunt are preparing for Thanksgiving. (That's hardcore planning there) 
         
You should see when they plan for Christmas/ Copyright Disney 

   It skips to November 11th where Lydia (Pepper Ann's mother) and her Aunt Janie are shopping for Thanksgiving. while Pepper Ann tells her sister that she thinks that their father is coming for Thanksgiving instead of calling as normal.    Then it skips to Thanksgiving Day. Pepper Ann is happy expecting her father's surprise.  She begins to expect that her father is coming to Thanksgiving.

This magazine told me.. don't look at me like that/ Copyright Disney 

    Pepper Ann counts the chairs around the table and sees there's an extra one thinking that  her mother is on  it - her father coming to dinner. Also there's a few Pepper Ann's father scenes where she imagines him doing a bunch of random things to get to her.  Meanwhile , Janie has to go out looking for more yams , but there are no yams.   Milo, Pepper Ann's Friend, tries to help her get over it and tells he's not coming. Though he's not helpful.
                       
I wear the same thing when I go shopping/ Copyright Disney 

   Lydia tells her what that extra place is for  that it's for her to join the adult table, but she isn't happy that her father is happy.  The turkey's burnt.  PepperAnn's dad calls and tells her and Moose to turn on the TV.  To find out that he is flying the Thanksgiving  Day parade blimp.
 Dad o vision /Copyright Disney

       That's the episode.   Some clean up notes : A lot of the episode has scenes where Pepper Ann imagines her father either at a diner, talking about her, or in the desert trying to contact her, or sky driving to their house. When watching the episode you can feel some of Pepper Ann's tension  as she waits for her father to show up. It's a feeling  I think many can feel when they are expecting someone or something to come but at the same time they don't know if they really are.  

     Of course since it's a comedy there are some funny moments.  I like the pacing of the episode it feels like a Thanksgiving Day. That's our lookback , tune in next time when we report from a blimp.