CBS Holiday 2019 programming

CBS  Thanksgiving Christmas 

     CBS  has announced  their holiday programming line up.


  Thursday, November 28th

9AM-12PMET / 8:00-11AMCT LIVE, 7-10AM MT LIVE/ 9-12pm PT tape delayed :     Thanksgiving Day Parade on CBS

Friday, November 29
8/7c  Frosty the Snowman 
8:30/7:30c Frosty Returns

Saturday, November 30th
8/7c Robbie the Reindeer: Hooves of Fire
8:30  Robbie teh Reindeer : Legend of the Lost Tribe
9/8c  The Story of Santa Claus

Monday, December 2nd
8/7c Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Saturday, December 14
8/7c Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
9/8c  Frosty the Snowman
9:30  Frosty Returns

Sunday, December 15
8/7c  The 42nd Annual Kennedy Center Honors

Friday, December 20
8/7c  I love Lucy Christmas Special

Sunday, December 22
9/8c  The 21st Annual A Home for the Holiday with Idina Menzel

Press Release after the Jump

ABC 2019 Holiday Programming

ABC Thanksgiving Christmas  New Year 

    ABC has released it's Holiday programming, seemingly not using the 25 days of Christmas branding this year.



 Sunday, November 17th
7/6c    America's Funniest Home Videos- Thanksgiving
8/7c    Kids Say the Darndest Things- Turkey in Space

Tuesday, November 19th
8/7c  The Conners- Slappy Holidays

Wednesday, November 20th
8/7c The Goldbergs - Angst Giving
8:30/7:30c  Schooled- Friendsgiving 
9/8c  Modern Family- The Last Thanksgiving
9:30/8:30c  Single Parents- Every Thursday Should be Like this
10/9c  Stumptown- November Surprise

Wednesday, November 27th
8/7c  A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

Thursday, November 28th
8/7c  The Wonderful World of Disney : Magical Holiday Celebration

Sunday, December 1st
8/7c  Santa Claus' is Comin' to Town

Monday, December 2nd
8-10pmet  The Great Christmas Light Fight Season Premiere

Tuesday, December 3rd
9-11pmet  CMA Country Christmas 

Thursday, December 5th
8/7c A Charlie Brown Christmas
9/8c  Same Time , Next Christmas (new movie)

Monday, December 9th
8-10PM  The Great Christmas Light Fight

Tuesday, December 10th
8/7c The Conners - Smoking Penguins and Santa on Santa Action
8:30pm  Bless this Mess Goose Glazing Time
9pm  Mixed-Ish " Do The Know it's Christmas?"
9:30pm  Black-ish  "Father Christmas"

Wednesday, December 11th
8/7c  The Goldbergs-  It's a Wonderful Life
9/8c   Modern Family - The Last Christmas
9:30   Single Parents - Good Holidays to you

Thursday, December 12th
8/7c  Olaf's Frozen Adventure
8:30pm  Toy Story That Time Forgot
9-11pm  The Great American Baking Show: Holiday Edition  Season Premiere

Friday, December 13th
8/7c  American Housewife- The Bromance Before Christmas
8:30   Fresh Off The Boat - Jessica Town

Sunday, December 15th
7-11PM  The Sound Of Music

Monday, December 16th
8-10pm  The Great Christmas Light Fight

Tuesday, December 17th
9:30/8:30C   Shrek the Halls

Thursday, December 19th
8/7c  Disney's Prep and Landing
8:30  Disney Prep and Landing 2  Naughty Vs Nice
9PM  The Great American Baking Show :Holiday Edition

Sunday, December 22
7/6c I want a Dog For Christmas, Charlie Brown
8/7c  Kids Say the Darnest Things- Holliday episode
9/8c  The  Year 2019

Wednesday, December 25th
10amet  Disney Parks Magical Christmas Day Parade

Thursday, December 26th
8/7c Happy New Year , Charlie Brown
9-11pm  The Great American Baking Show : Holiday Edition

Tuesday, December 31st
8PM  Dick Clark's  PrimeTime New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest 2020

Thursday, January 2nd
9-11PM  The Great American Baking Show : Holiday Edition  season finale

Daytime

Wednesday, November 27th

General Hospital (check times)   Thanksgiving


Monday, December 23rd
General Hospital (check times) Christmas

Press Release after the Jump

Freeform's 25 Days of Christmas 2019 schedule

Freeform Christmas 

 

    Freeform has released their annual "25 Days of Christmas"  schedule.  New to the channel this year is the inclusion of "Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer" and "Frosty the Snowman" which will still air on CBS. This is added with two other Rankin Bass specials they already air "Little Drummer Boy" and "Santa Claus is Comin' to town"  other Rankin Bass specials air on AMC. Also, scatter across will be all 5 versions of "Home Alone" and the 3 "Santa Clause" movies usualy, Freeform only airs the first and third.   Anyway here's the full line up. 

Sunday, December 1

7am/6c Richie Rich's Christmas Wish

9:05am/8:05c Deck the Halls (2006)

11:10am/10:10c Arthur Christmas

1:15pm/12:15c The Simpsons Holiday-thon

2:45pm/1:45c The Santa Clause

4:50pm/3:50c The Santa Clause 2

6:55pm/5:55c The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

9pm/8c Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

11:30pm/10:30c Home Alone: The Holiday Heist

1:30am/12:30c The Little Drummer Boy (1968)

Monday, December 2

7am/6c The Little Drummer Boy (1968)

7:30am/6:30c The Muppet Christmas Carol

11am/10c Wrap Battle

12pm/11c Home Alone: The Holiday Heist

2:05pm/1:05c Richie Rich's Christmas Wish

4:15pm/3:15c Deck the Halls (2006)

6:20pm/5:20c Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

New Episodes 9pm/8c Wrap Battle

Tuesday, December 3

7:30am/6:30c Santa Baby

11am/10c The Preacher's Wife

1:40pm/12:40c Decorating Disney: Holiday Magic

2:40pm/1:40c Rise of the Guardians

4:45pm/3:45c Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town

5:50pm/4:50c Home Alone

8:20pm/7:20c Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

12am/11c The Simpsons Holiday-thon

Wednesday, December 4

7:30am/6:30c Santa Baby 2: Christmas Maybe

11am/10c Rise of the Guardians

1pm/12c Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town

2pm/1c The Simpsons Holiday-thon

4pm/3c Home Alone

6:30pm/5:30c Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

Freeform Premiere 9pm/8c Ghosting: The Spirit of Christmas

12am/11c Deck the Halls (2006)

Thursday, December 5

7:30am/6:30c Holiday in Handcuffs

11am/10c Wrap Battle

12pm/11c Kung Fu Panda Holiday

12:30pm/11:30c Unaccompanied Minors

2:30pm/1:30c Deck the Halls (2006)

4:35pm/3:35c Arthur Christmas

6:40pm/5:40c Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas

8:20pm/7:20c Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

12am/11c Unaccompanied Minors

Friday, December 6

7:30am/6:30c Richie Rich's Christmas Wish

11am/10c Kung Fu Panda Holiday

11:30am/10:30c Home Alone 3

1:35pm/12:35c Arthur Christmas

3:40pm/2:40c Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas

5:20pm/4:20c Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

Freeform Premiere 8pm/7c Frosty the Snowman

Freeform Premiere 8:30pm/7:30c Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

9:30pm/8:30c The Santa Clause

11:30pm/10:30c The Santa Clause 2

1:30am/12:30c The Little Drummer Boy (1968)

Saturday, December 7

7am/6c Cricket on the Hearth

8am/7c Home Alone 3

10am/9c Home Alone 4: Taking Back the House

12pm/11c The Santa Clause

2:05pm/1:05c The Santa Clause 2

4:10pm/3:10c The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

6:15pm/5:15c Frosty the Snowman

6:45pm/5:45c Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

7:50pm/6:50c Home Alone

10:20pm/9:20c Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

1am/12c Wrap Battle

Sunday, December 8

7am/6c Wrap Battle

8am/7c Home Alone 4: Taking Back the House

10am/9c I'll Be Home for Christmas (1998)

Freeform Premiere 12pm/11c Prancer Returns

2:05pm/1:05c The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

4:10pm/3:10c Home Alone

6:40pm/5:40c Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

9:20pm/8:20c Despicable Me 2

11:25pm/10:25c Shrek

1:30am/12:30c Kung Fu Panda Holiday

Monday, December 9

7:30am/6:30c I'll Be Home for Christmas (1998)

11am/10c Decorating Disney: Holiday Magic

12pm/11c Home Alone 3

2:10pm/1:10c Home Alone: The Holiday Heist

4:20pm/3:20c Kung Fu Panda Holiday

4:50pm/3:50c Shrek

6:55pm/5:55c Despicable Me 2

Season Finale Episodes 9pm/8c Wrap Battle

Tuesday, December 10

7:30am/6:30c Home Alone: The Holiday Heist

11am/10c Wrap Battle

12pm/11c The Mistle-Tones

2:05pm/1:05c Ghosting: The Spirit of Christmas

4:10pm/3:10c Deck the Halls (2006)

6:15pm/5:15c Arthur Christmas

8:20pm/7:20c Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

12am/11c The Simpsons Holiday-thon

Wednesday, December 11

7:30am/6:30c 12 Dates of Christmas

11am/10c Deck the Halls (2006)

1:10pm/12:10c Arthur Christmas

3:20pm/2:20c The Simpsons Holiday-thon

5:20pm/4:20c Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

Freeform Premiere 8pm/7c Same Time, Next Christmas

10pm/9c Decorating Disney: Holiday Magic

12am/11c Life-Size 2: A Christmas Eve

Thursday, December 12

7am/6c The Preacher's Wife

11am/10c This Christmas

Freeform Premiere 1:35pm/12:35c The Perfect Holiday

3:35pm/2:35c The Holiday

6:50pm/5:50c The Santa Clause

8:55pm/7:55c The Santa Clause 2

12am/11c Snow

Friday, December 13

7am/6c Love the Coopers

12:30pm/11:30c The Santa Clause

2:35pm/1:35c The Santa Clause 2

4:40pm/3:40c The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

6:45pm/5:45c Home Alone

9:15pm/8:15c Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

11:55pm/10:55c Home Alone: The Holiday Heist

Saturday, December 14

7am/6c Home Alone: The Holiday Heist

9am/8c Arthur Christmas

11am/10c The Simpsons Holiday-thon

2pm/1c The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

4:05pm/3:05c Home Alone

6:35pm/5:35c Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

9:15pm/8:15c Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

11:55pm/10:55c Richie Rich's Christmas Wish

Sunday, December 15

7am/6c Arthur Christmas

9:05am/8:05c Richie Rich's Christmas Wish

11:10am/10:10c Unaccompanied Minors

1:20pm/12:20c Deck the Halls (2006)

3:25pm/2:25c Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas

5:05pm/4:05c Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

7:45pm/6:45c The Santa Clause

9:50pm/8:50c The Santa Clause 2

11:55pm/10:55c The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

Monday, December 16

7am/6c Deck the Halls (2006)

9am/8c Disney's Prep & Landing: Naughty vs. Nice

11am/10c The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

1:05pm/12:05c Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas

2:45pm/1:45c Rise of the Guardians

4:50pm/3:50c The Santa Clause

6:55pm/5:55c The Santa Clause 2

2 Hour Holiday Special 9pm/8c Good Trouble

Tuesday, December 17

7am/6c Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown

8:30am/7:30c Prancer Returns

10:30am/9:30c Rise of the Guardians

12:35pm/11:35c Richie Rich's Christmas Wish

2:40pm/1:40c The Holiday

5:50pm/4:50c Home Alone

8:20pm/7:20c Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

12am/11c The Simpsons Holiday-thon

Wednesday, December 18

7am/6c Prancer Returns

9am/8c I'll Be Home for Christmas (1998)

11:05am/10:05c Richie Rich's Christmas Wish

1:10pm/12:10c The Simpsons Holiday-thon

3:10pm/2:10c Home Alone

5:40pm/4:40c Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

8:20pm/7:20c Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

12am/11c Ghosting: The Spirit of Christmas

Thursday, December 19

7:30am/6:30c Decorating Disney: Holiday Magic

8:30am/7:30c Snowglobe

10:30am/9:30c 12 Dates of Christmas

12:30pm/11:30c Deck the Halls (2006)

2:35pm/1:35c The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

4:40pm/3:40c Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

7:20pm/6:20c Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas

9pm/8c Disney and Pixar's Toy Story

11pm/10c Rise of the Guardians

1am/12c Decorating Disney: Holiday Magic

Friday, December 20

7am/6c Snow

9am/8c Snow 2: Brain Freeze

11am/10c Deck the Halls (2006)

1pm/12c The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

3pm/2c Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas

4:40pm/3:40c Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town

5:45pm/4:45c Frosty the Snowman

6:15pm/5:15c Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

7:20pm/6:20c Disney and Pixar's Toy Story

9:20pm/8:20c Disney and Pixar's Toy Story 2

11:25pm/10:25c Disney and Pixar's Toy Story That Time Forgot

11:55pm/10:55c Arthur Christmas

Saturday, December 21

7am/6c The Little Drummer Boy (1968)

7:30am/6:30c Prancer Returns

9:40am/8:40c Arthur Christmas

11:50am/10:50c Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town

12:55pm/11:55c Frosty the Snowman

1:25pm/12:25c Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

2:30pm/1:30c Disney and Pixar's Toy Story 2

4:35pm/3:35c Disney and Pixar's Toy Story That Time Forgot

5:05pm/4:05c The Santa Clause

7:10pm/6:10c The Santa Clause 2

9:15pm/8:15c Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

11:55pm/10:55c The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

Sunday, December 22

7am/6c The Holiday

10:15am/9:15c The Santa Clause

12:25pm/11:25c The Santa Clause 2

2:35pm/1:35c The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

4:40pm/3:40c Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

7:20pm/6:20c Home Alone

9:50pm/8:50c Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

12:30am/11:30c The Little Drummer Boy (1968)

1am/12c Decorating Disney: Holiday Magic

Monday, December 23

7am/6c Disney's Fairy Tale Weddings: Holiday Magic

8am/7c Richie Rich's Christmas Wish

10am/9c Deck the Halls (2006)

12pm/11c Prancer Returns

2:05pm/1:05c Arthur Christmas

4:10pm/3:10c Home Alone

6:40pm/5:40c Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

9:20pm/8:20c Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

Tuesday, December 24

7am/6c The Little Drummer Boy (1968)

7:30am/6:30c Prancer Returns

11am/10c Kung Fu Panda Holiday

11:30am/10:30c Arthur Christmas

1:30pm/12:30c The Santa Clause

3:35pm/2:35c The Santa Clause 2

5:40pm/4:40c Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

8:20pm/7:20c Frosty the Snowman

8:50pm/7:50c Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

9:55pm/8:55c Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town

12am/11c The Simpsons Holiday-thon

Wednesday, December 25

7am/6c Richie Rich's Christmas Wish

9am/8c Disney's Prep & Landing: Naughty vs. Nice

11am/10c The Santa Clause

1:05pm/12:05c The Santa Clause 2

3:10pm/2:10c Frosty the Snowman

3:40pm/2:40c Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

4:45pm/3:45c Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town

5:50pm/4:50c Home Alone

8:20pm/7:20c Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

12am/11c Deck the Halls (2006)

Subject to change 

Press release after the jump

Halloween :The Last Halloween

 Halloween 

      Post Ted Turner purchase of  Hanna-Barbera is quite interesting mostly for how varied their projects had ended up being.  This case from 1991  an animated- live-action hybrid special called "The Last Halloween". Which aired on CBS.

     They also must have gotten some access to Ted Turner's vault of money because they used CGI instead of hand drawn animation. Since it's 1991, it's not the prettiest CGI.   (It might have wowed someone though)

         On  Mars they've run out of coobi  (I thought this was a family picture, well...)  and they've sent 4 martians to (spins wheel)  Earth. (of course it's always Earth, like really why not Venus or Pluto or something, why always Earth, we didn't deserve this!)  Cut.  Anyway, the special goes to a place called Crystal Falls. It also takes place on Halloween )because March 29th is busy day.)  Our main characters are , Michael and Jeanie a brother and sister.  They are almost run over by a strange rich lady in the second minute. (Would have  made this special dark... and short.)  There's also a dog, who is a good boy. 

Not pictured: the dog/ Copyright Warner Media, I think 

           Another subplot, the town has a candy factory that seems to be on last legs because it's powered by water and the lake is drying up. (Apparently other power sources cost money)  Which is why this special is called the Last Halloween. (not because everyone gets killed by aliens)  Meanwhile the dog finds the alien ship that landed . The alien designs are very early 90's CGI.

Ahhh 90's/ Copyright Warner Media , I think 

         Gleep, Romtu, Scoota,and Bing are the names of the aliens.  For Gleep they got song writer Paul Williams to voice, while H&B went into their talent pool to voice the other three, and by that I mean the voice of  Romtu is the original voice of Scooby Doo, Don Messick, and the voice of Fred from Scooby-Doo, Frank Welker does the voice of Scoota and Bing.   The aliens end up in Crystal Falls and yeah no one notices them because sure alright. (They also had a kid dress up like Fred Flintstone and go Yabba Dabba Doo to the camera because Hanna and Barbera made that) 

             

HANNA AND BARBERA ALSO MADE THE FLINTSTONES / Copyright Warner

            The main two kids figure out that these four are Martians (from Mars). This special is 21 minutes long but it has time for Jeanie to explain what mothers are to the aliens. So,what's coobi you may be asking. (I wasn't asking.)  Coobi is candy ( Coobi is people!)   They go trick or treating. This one lady decides to check who's under a costume ,because that's what normal people do, and pulls off the martian's head. (Thus killing it and causing Mars to "War of the Worlds" the Earth and wiping us out!)  I love her laugh, though.  Also one of the aliens thinks a boy with glasses in a dress his mother. (what?) 

Mother? / Copyright Warner Media

      Rich lady is named  Mrs. Gizbourne, wants to stay young  and is looking for a bug to extract something from them to stay looking young and beautiful. Importantly, she is played by Rhea Perlman  and her assistant is played by Richard Moll (Bull from "Night Court") so H&B was spending Ted Turner's money well. 

She wants to live on bug juice/ Copyright Warner Media 

    Michael explains to the aliens that the factory may be closing because the lake is dying. (What I said above)  The aliens split up with with  Michael, Jeanie, and Bing  are in group. Bing searches (yes! we did it!) for candy, but goes to Mrs.Gizbourne's house. A bad idea!   Hans the assistant takes Bing thinking he's a bug.  If you thought the factory thing wasn't going anywhere well, YOU WERE WRONG.  The crazy lady is taking the water. (Shameful really)  They tell their father that yes she is stealing the water from the lake.  Also candy factory has candy.  They let the aliens take the candy. Mrs. Gizbourne and Hans are found out and arrested. ( That was easy) Also Jeanie is now the aliens' mother.  She gave part of her costume to the aliens showing character growth or something.

         The sad news is that crazy woman ruined the lake because mean.  Michael finally skips a stone 3 times and magic happens with water back in the lake. (That or the aliens helped.) So happy ending for all. (Even the dog)  Even the fun thing about this special is that William Hanna himself was narrator.

          Eh, you know it's  not bad. Yeah, it was strange and I think it might fit better for younger kids but it's not awful. The CGI is badly dated, but it's because its from 1990, so yeah it will be.  The special is pretty fun to watch  a little goofy but it's better than bland.  I really like the kids escape the henchman then tell their father and then he goes and the bad guys get arrested, it's not something you see much in media.  Yeah, check it out, it's an alright special nothing major or exciting.

          HAPPY HALLOWEEN from Joshuaonline/Mychiller

FOX Sets winter 2020 Premiere Dates

FOX Mid season 2019-20

    FOX has released their mid season winter plans and like previous years, they are getting a head start in the new year.

   First off, a new dating series, "Flirty Dancing", starts Sunday December 29th getting a special preview after NFL football airs.

   "Last Man Standing" returns with a new season on its new night , Thursday, starting January 2, followed by a new police drama ,"Deputy" 

     "Gordon Ramsay's  24 Hour To Hell and Back" returns for a third season  on Tuesday January 7 at 9/8c. 
 
       New series, "9-1-1 : Lone Star" premieres on Sunday January 19 at 10pm/7pt across all time zones with the regular slot premiere the next day at 8/7c.

        New Comedy, "Outmatched" starts Thursday January 23, after "Last Man Standing"

        "The Masked Singer"winter premiere starts  February 2 right after the Superbowl airing in all time zones.  Taking it's regular slot on February 5  followed by a new competition series , "Lego Masters".

    New animated comedy, "Ducanville" starts February 16 at 8:30/730c.


Full schedule  details


Sunday, Dec. 29:
8:00-9:00 PM ET/5:00-6:00 PM PT FLIRTY DANCING (Special Preview)
Live to all time zones
9:00-9:30 PM BLESS THE HARTS (encore)
9:30-10:00 PM FAMILY GUY (encore)

Tuesday, Dec. 31:
8:00-10:00 PM FOX’S NEW YEAR’S EVE WITH STEVE HARVEY: LIVE
(ET live/PT tape-delayed) FROM TIMES SQUARE, PART ONE

11:00 PM-12:30 AM FOX’S NEW YEAR’S EVE WITH STEVE HARVEY: LIVE
(ET live/PT tape-delayed) FROM TIMES SQUARE, PART TWO

Wednesdays, beginning Jan. 1:
8:00-9:00 PM FLIRTY DANCING (Series Premiere)
9:00-10:00 PM ALMOST FAMILY (Winter Premiere)

Thursdays, beginning Jan. 2:
8:00-8:30 PM LAST MAN STANDING (Season Premiere)
8:30-9:00 PM LAST MAN STANDING
9:00-10:00 PM DEPUTY (Series Premiere)

Fridays, beginning Jan. 3:
8:00-10:00 PM WWE SMACKDOWN LIVE

Tuesdays, beginning Jan. 7:
8:00-9:00 PM THE RESIDENT (Winter Premiere)
9:00-10:00 PM GORDON RAMSAY’S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK (Season Premiere)

Sunday, Jan. 19:
10:00-11:10 PM ET/7:00-8:10 PM PT 9-1-1: LONE STAR (Series Premiere, Pt. 1)
Live to all time zones

Mondays, beginning Jan. 20:
8:00-9:00 PM 9-1-1: LONE STAR (Series Premiere, Pt. 2)
9:00-10:00 PM PRODIGAL SON (Winter Premiere)

Thursdays, beginning Jan. 23:
8:00-8:30 PM LAST MAN STANDING
8:30-9:00 PM OUTMATCHED (Series Premiere)
9:00-10:00 PM DEPUTY

Sunday, Feb. 2:
10:30-11:40 PM ET/7:30-8:40 PM PT THE MASKED SINGER (Season Premiere)
Live to all time zones

Wednesdays, beginning Feb. 5:
8:00-9:00 PM THE MASKED SINGER
9:00-10:00 PM LEGO MASTERS (Series Premiere)

Sundays, beginning Feb. 16:
7:00-7:30 PM THE SIMPSONS (encore)
7:30-8:00 PM BOB’S BURGERS (encore)
8:00-8:30 PM THE SIMPSONS
8:30-9:00 PM DUNCANVILLE (Series Premiere)
9:00-9:30 PM BOB’S BURGERS
9:30-10:00 PM FAMILY GUY

 

Press release after the Jump

Halloween: Tales from the Darkside: Trick or Treat

Halloween 

      We are doing something different this time, a look at the 1980's series Anthology series "Tales from the Darkside "   The idea for this series came from the 1982 movie  "Creepshow" but things happened and they made this.  There was a pilot in 1983 and the series started in 1984 and ran on local stations around the country, including Tribune owned stations, (which as of this post, sadly no longer exists). The series being an anthology has different stories featured  some being dark, others being light, different genres  but mostly focused on horror.


   I'm going to be writing about the pilot because it's the  perfect name for Halloween features. "Trick or Trick". From 1983.

        There's an old man named Gideon Hackles who seems like Scrooge but for Halloween he's kind of grumpy and miserly.( This episode has Max Wright, the guy who played the father on Alf, woah nice.)  Mr. Hackles likes to make sure all debts that he's owed comes back to him. He also loves pennies.  He has collected alot of IOU's from alot of people from the town.  Hackles has no trust in anyone including a bank.    He loves Halloween so, guess he won't be visited by three ghosts to learn about Halloween.

This was a bad penny, so I put in a prison/ Copyright CBS Television 

                     The next day, a man named Mr. Kimbel and his son show up to his shop and Mr. Kimbel owes some debt because a bad farming season. Kimbel doesn't want his son to go to Hackels' house to trick or treat because he plays a fun where the kids can go inside and find IOU slips to help their parents' debts be gone. (Sounds fun)   Billy, the boy, wants to go when he hears that but still Kimbel worries about the children because something happens at the house those nights. (Whoa)
                         

No, you can't have my son/ Copyright CBS Television 

                    Another father says that his son will be able to find the IOU's and will help the debts be gone.  Hackles prepares for the night and the children start to show up.  First a little girl dressed like a witch name Bessie enters the house with her mother hoping she can find an IOU.  The episode shows that Hackels likes inventing things and animatronics are one of his things.   He scares Bessie away.
         

That's a fake bat/ Copyright CBS Television 

            Meanwhile, at the Kimbels, Billy runs off because he feels he can do it , he get the IOU. First, Timothy shows up , that's the other boy with the man who seems like he might be 2 steps from a serial killer.  This boy seems nervous but lasts longer than the others have so far.   A bear's head scares him.
                             

perfume commercial feelings / Copyright CBS Television 

       Hackles also keeps mention people in the area have it backwards, I think it might be important since he says it alot. ( I might be wrong)  Anyway some strange happens after Timothy leaves.  A weird lady shows up at the door, I think she might be a real witch.   She laughs a little too much  and makes his papers and money fly all over the place. I think his house has a demon problem too.   The demons like to play a game with him. (Either that or this is anti drug PSA)

Don't do drugs kids/ Copyright CBS Television

      Billy walks to Hackles' house not knowing of the demon problem. and is greeted by that annoying witch. The witch gives Billy money  and jewels.  I won't give away the ending shot.

                 I really enjoyed this, the tenseness of this episode was really well done, I was wondering what was going to happen next the whole episode.  It really does have a an allegory to the Scrooge story with the bitter old man though, they don't try to redeem him at all.  Do check out this and the series. We may dip into more in the future.

Halloween : Mad Mad Monsters

Halloween 

             Previously on Joshuaonline, we talked about a Rankin Bass special called "Jack O' Lantern" from their series "Festival of Family Classics". Now, from the same year that came out there was an other special and it's a kind of  Halloween related. (We also could have used this for Friday the 13th).

          Anyway, from 1972 from the "ABC Superstar Movie"   it's  "Mad Mad Monsters" The ABC Superstar Movie  was a like the TV movie of the week for the younger demographic that started also in 1972. And Since it was the 70's  the different specials were made by different companies and had different types of movies, with some being pilots for Saturday morning shows.  This is the third film in this series and was made by the kings of Christmas (that's our name for them) Rankin Bass.

       It is connected to their 1967 feature film "Mad Monster Party?" (The film seems to be doubting their title)  So many of the characters are from that and it's like a prequel then.  So let's take  a look.

          It starts with Baron Henry von Frankenstein creating a bride for his monster  (wouldn't that be the monster's  sister?) with him creating the wedding invitations out first , sure that's how that works.  He's creates a wife for the monster. (Also Igor really wants a girl too)  He goes to a hotel to have a wedding in a ballroom which is open on Friday the 13th, so good day. 

You might be my sister, I'm not sure how this works/ Copyright Universal they own the rights 

     This is movie is called  "Mad Mad MonsterS" so we need more monsters and first there's the invisible with his invisible family.  (They wear clothes because censorship)  I'm confused on why the mail man hasn't seen these  monsters on his route before , the invisible family at least.  There's also a mummy, Count Dracula. Dracula has a son apparently too and Boobula (Censors let that slip didn't they?)  The mail man visits a doctor who tells him that everything he is seeing is in his imagination. There's also a werewolf.

Dog had to wear clothes too; censors were tough / Copyright Universal 

                 This special seems to be setting up jokes for other people to be freaked out  by the monsters like having the mailman fill in at the hotel.   The bell boy thinks the monsters are just actors which is kind of fun.   I'm going to point this out now, there's not lot that happens in this special where I can just write about it because it's mostly just them talking and some things going on and seeing reactions of people around them or  how these monsters react.  Like the invisible man and his wife seem to be this couple who like to  trade barbs with each other.  The two kids are kids.

       Then Igor loses the bride and is taken by a pterodactyl  guess they have to get her back now.  The other monsters go on a mission to save her.  They get her back, well that was easy time for  a wedding.  They get married it's kind of anti-climatic really.

more after the  jump

Halloween: Spongebob "Scaredy Pants"

Halloween 

  Since it is the 20th anniversary year of "Spongebob Squarepants" and the Halloween episode of the series is also 20, and it's Halloween season it's time to talk about Scaredy Pants. 

    This episode is only 11 minutes long. Yeah, they weren't doing longer specials during season 1 but, still needed to get their holidays covered. This is not saying that the length of time is bad it's the furthest from that.  

            The episode sets up that Spongebob is nervous about well... everything. It seems Halloween isn't his night.  Mr.Krabs decides to tell Spongebob a story about the flying dutchman, a ghost that is supposed to haunt the sea. (I like that Mr. Krabs defies physics and has a lit fire ready to go)  The story is mostly there to scare Spongebob because they notice that he is easy to scare. They even call him the episode name.    

         I like seeing the underwater aesthetic to Halloween this episode gives us, it's such a nice touch.  Spongebob's goal is to be scary.  Patrick comes in to help him find a scary costume.  The attempt didn't work since they think he's a haunted mattress (which is my band name).  Spongebob gets the idea  that he needs to be round to be a scary looking ghost so, he gets Patrick to shave him down and make him round. (yes!) 

            Spongebob tires to scare people and thinks he doing a good job because why not. He goes to the party at the Krusty Krab. His scaring plan goes south and this causes  the real flying Dutchman  to appear  because of course the Flying Dutchman is real. He's offended by Spongebob's depiction of him. (This is where Twitter got the idea to be offended by things)  

             The Flying Dutchman is going to steal everyone's souls and explains what is scary. Then  he takes off Spongebob's sheet (context) and notices something that scares him away. (What a Weenie) Yep Patrick shaved most of Spongebob's sponge stuff to a stem with his brain showing causing everyone to run away. Patrick took a little while to figure it out and then he runs too. (Did he not see it earlier some how?)  

             This is a real fun episode of Spongebob for Halloween giving us a nice bit of Halloween feel and some good comedy in one episode. It's not the most comedic episode of Spongebob but that doesn't detract from the strength.    They did make another Spongebob Halloween  episode, this one being a special, that we may cover in the future.  

 That's  it for now. Tune in next time when Spongebob learns about Thanksgiving.