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Thursday, December 17, 2020
Christmas: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
Monday, December 14, 2020
Christmas: Santa Claus is Comin' to Town
Rankin Bass trying to create a special based off a song is kind of par of the course, they already did that with Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and Frosty the Snoweman and if you want to be pedantic, "Winter Wonderland " but with Frosty. This year if you are reading this in 2020 (congrats you made it!) it's the 50th anniversary of this special, "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town" which first aired on ABC on December 14th 1970.
The title is based off the popular Christmas song of the same name. The song has a sad history behind it, which I wrote about here. The special does something else, it gives us an origin story to Santa Claus because we all need origin stories. There are so many origin stories of Santa Claus, and you can just make your own up because he's a character you can just use and not get sued....yet. (Santa grabbed Geraldine passionately, what oh yeah...) Rankin Bass set out to make an origin story.
I personally think this is Rankin Bass' master piece Christmas special, their best special, and best work. Yes, even better than 1964's Rudolph. (good now, that some have left this post in anger, the rest of us can go along with the fun)
The special starts with a mail man named Special delivery Kluger, or S.D (Scooby Doo?) for short. He's the narrator, because Rankin Bass Christmas specials need narrators. He is voiced by the legendary Fred Astaire. Astaire brings a great voice to this character and since he can sing, that works too! Kluger decides to commit felonies (unless North Pole is different) and open the mail that was meant of Santa. Many children have questions about old Claus and apparently, Kluger knows all about him. (Because he's a stalker , help!)
So he tells the kids (off screen kids) the story of the origins of Santa. (Santa was walking down the street with his parents who were then ....oh wait that's Abe Lincoln) It starts in a town called Sombertown. (If you named a town that you'd be somber too) It's run by man named Burgermeister Meisterburger and he's our villain. (I'd be mad too, if that was my name) One of the burgermeister's minions, comes in with a baby. (Where do Babies come from, Rankin Bass won't tell you the truth!) B M M B doesn't like babies and orders that it gets sent the orphan asylum.
Yeah, Santa's an orphan, because parents would just get in the way. (What?) The only clue to the baby's name is a tag (the run away parents had time to make tag?) with the name Claus on it. See, he's Claus. The minion loses the baby because of course he does. A wind blew the baby and the sled the baby was on through the forest. (Oooh alright) There's a second looming villain in this special called the Winter Warlock. The animals keep Claus safe and they put his sled in front of a house. A group of elves live there and they are called Kringles. See, origin special, why is he called Kris Kringle. (With a k?) The Kringles also were these Santa suits because you can put 2 and 2 together. (That's right, they are hippies)
Cut... It is fun to see in this special how a majority of it you won't be seeing classic Santa. I mean with the big white beard, fat, old, stuff. It's a nice thing to see something a little different for Santa Claus.
The Kringles are happy to have the baby live with them and since baby Santa isn't very interesting, they grow him up to competent child Santa. The Kringles taught him how to read, write, count stars on a crystal night, and make toys. (As yes, the 2 rs , a c and a m) This special has some good memorable songs like "Toymakes to the King" about the Kringles being big Royal toy makers. I do get confused, because where's the king now? Were they exiled, was this a France situation, the burgermeister was called the mayor earlier, none of this is explained. (odd for a special trying to explain things)
This special liked this song they used it twice, and swapped the lyrics, more on that later. Anyway, Kris also learned from the animals, because the animals. The Seals though him to go ho ho ho because they had to find a strange way to explain that. Kris is man now. (He has manly needs!)
Kris is going to Sombertown to deliver toys. He also gets a real Kringle suit because we already know why. Now Santa Kris is going to Sombertown. He runs into a penguin that go so lost somehow. He names the penguin Topper. Yeah that second villain shows up and warns Kris to go back , which is kind of nice of him. Kris runs to Sombertown. (yay!) In Sombertown, B M M B trips over a toy and broke a bone and thus he decides to ban toys. (logical) The special uses the same song from before but swaps the lyrics for the Burgermeiser.
Cut.. Also Mickey Rooney plays Kris/ Santa in this special and his voice is really good for Santa, and R and B used him later for another Santa role. It's a very earnest sounding Santa, but still has an authority to his voice. Paul Frees, a Rankin Bass frequently used actor, is here to be the Burger Meister, the minion named Grimsley, Topper the Penguin, and pretty much anybody else they need.
Anyway, the toys are rounded up and nobody stops the man. (He has a broken leg, they could have just said no and killed him) I like the Sombertown look of it being mostly gray and dark colors. The people also wearing gray and dark colors works too. It makes Kris' colorful outfit and red hair pop out as he's bringing color to their dark lives. (Symbolism!) Kris is trying to say hello and everyone is grumpy at him. My favorite is the guy that says "Don't Hi me!" . He mentions toys and the everyone runs away like he was offending their mothers. The kids are washing stockings, ( this is foreshadowing) and he tells the kids don't be glum.
Now it's time for Kris to sing a song about sitting on his lap or something. Yeah, they are referencing why you sit on his lap at the mall. (Profit!) Rooney's a good singer too. (What's a mall?) The Burgermeister sees children playing with their toys and is going to arrest them. (He's tough on crime, but murder is way down) Kris tries his give a toy thing again, but Grimsley tells him he's breaking his own law. (Couldn't he just undo his own law?)
more after the jump
Thursday, December 10, 2020
Christmas: Hey Arnold's Christmas
Tuesday, December 08, 2020
Christmas: A Very Casagrande Christmas
Thursday, December 03, 2020
Christmas: The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus
There are many takes on the origin story of Santa Claus, so one from the man who created Wizard of Oz, I expect nothing else. In 1902, L. Frank Baum's book "The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus" come out , and it's not as well known as his "Oz" series. The concept is where does Santa Claus come from? And How does he live so long? While, also trying to give it's own twists on where Christmas traditions come from.
Rankin-Bass made an adaptation to the book which came out in 1985, pretty much the end of Rankin Bass and their stop motion work, at least. I'm not going to compare to the book in this post because ,that's not really the purpose of this blog post. We are just going look at the special on it's own.
This special first aired on CBS on December 17th, and unlike Rankin Bass' other Santa origin story, it doesn't rerun on a network, just on cable.
First off, this special starts in a forest called the forest of Burzee , and a figure named "The Great Ak" and apparently some members of the immortals are coming for a special occasion. Ak wants to convince them something or else Santa's gonna die. The intro is amazing, the music is grand I love it so much, it's so unnecessary but, yet awesome anyway. Each immortal figure is introduced. The Great Ak says that he thinks Santa deserves to be immortal and is trying to convince the other immortals to be allowed to continue his good work, and bestow him the mantel of immortality.
The rest of the special is flashback of Ak telling them about the morals, and how one day he found a baby in the woods. He took the baby in and gave it to a lioness named Shiegra. (Uhhh what?) He made sure the child shouldn't be harmed or else lion is going to lion. He bursts into a dramatic song about how they can live forever and don't have children. (What?) The music is on a dramatic level this special it's amazing!
A fairy woman finds the baby and decides to take him. Her name is Necile, and she wants to take care of the baby. She sings a song about her wanting to take care of a child. Eventually, Ak decides to let her take care and raise the child. They name him Claus, because that's the name that was attached to him. (That could have been where he was made or something, silly immortals)
There's a montage of Claus growing up with another song. The song mentions that he will eventually have to face the mortal world and this care-free life will end in the future. Ak decides to show Claus the mortal world. This special isn't shying away from how the world is, it's take place before our modern times, but it sets up a more dour world. He's shown while being invisible the different dour things in the world. Like people working for a feudal lord. Then they go a rich family and see's how they live. Going to boys training to be samurai for war. Claus wants children to be happy and playing.
This gives him a drive to want to help children. When, it comes time for him to leave the forest that's what he sets to do. Tingler and Shiegra join him. The special presents how Claus got his place to live, his "ho, ho,ho" and how he lives in a snowy spot. Then we get a montage of Claus working with children like reading and playing with them. As he gets older. In fact it takes a long time in his life to get the idea of doing something else, making toys.
An orphan boy named Weekum falls into a snow drift and Claus saves him. He makes him a wooden cat, that becomes known as a toy. Another song, this one about orphans wanting a big surprise like that cat toy. This inspires him to make more toys. So he has different creatures helping him with toy making.
There are villains brought in called the Awgwas, they are make children do bad things. They also can be invisible, which makes it easier to animate. (Joke) They kidnap the Santa Claus but since he knows nook calls, he's freed by the nooks. The awgwas take his toys instead, alot. Great Ak calls up the awgwas to get them to stop. They say no, so they go to war instead.
more after the jump
Friday, November 20, 2020
NBC 2021 Midseason Premieres
MONDAY, JAN. 4
8 pm Ellen’s Game of Games (Season premiere)
9 pm Ellen’s Game of Games
10 pm The Wall (Season premiere)
TUESDAY, JAN. 5
8 pm Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist (Season premiere)
9 pm This Is Us
10 pm Nurses (new timeslot)
WEDNESDAY, JAN. 6
8 pm Chicago Med
9 pm Chicago Fire
10 pm Chicago P.D.
THURSDAY, JAN. 7
8 pm Mr. Mayor (Series premiere)
8:30 pm Mr. Mayor
9 pm Law & Order: SVU
10 pm Dateline NBC
MONDAY, JAN. 11
8 pm Ellen’s Game of Games
9 pm The Wall (Regular timeslot)
10 pm Weakest Link
THURSDAY, JAN. 14
8 pm: Mr. Mayor
8:30 pm Superstore (New timeslot)
9 pm Law & Order: SVU
10 pm Dateline NBC
FRIDAY, JAN. 22
8 pm The Blacklist
9 pm Dateline NBC
Thursday, November 19, 2020
Thanksgiving: An Arthur Thanksgiving
Wednesday, November 18, 2020
Peanuts Thanksgiving and Christmas Special to air on PBS
We’re feeling very thankful to team up with @AppleTV to share #ACharlieBrownThanksgiving with you this year! Tune in to this special one-night event on PBS and @PBSKIDS on Sun, Nov 22 at 7:30/6:30c. pic.twitter.com/ADW1R0FvCv
— PBS (@PBS) November 18, 2020
These specials will air on PBS and the PBS Kids channel (which is on many PBS sub channels and website/app) The specials will still be on Apple TV Plus with the free window dates (Thanksgiving November 25th to 27; Christmas December 11-13). This is a good move and you will be seeing Peanuts specials un edited without ads on PBS!
Sadly, the traditional broadcasts of "Mayflower Voyages", "I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown", and "Happy New Year, Charlie Brown" have been mentioned for anything.
Press release after the jump