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NETWORK TV Fall 2024

It's that time of year again! The networks are releasing their fall line ups


Fall Line up: FOX NBC CBS ABC The CW

Monday, July 12, 2021

CBS Announces Premiere Dates

CBS  TVLookFall2021  Premiere Dates 


        

        CBS has released premiere dates for the fall season.  With a note they will be a airing the first four episodes of SEAL Team's 5th season before it moves to Paramount Plus.   

  Here's a full listings (reminder all times ET unless otherwise stated) 

Sunday, September 12 
7:30-8:30pm  60 Minutes (Season Premiere) 

Saturday, September 18
10pm 48 Hours (35th Season Premiere) 

Sunday, September 19
5-8pmpt/ 8-11pm et   73rd Annual Emmy Awards 

Monday, September 20
8pm  The Neighborhood (4th Season Premiere) 
8:30pm Bob ♥ Abishola (3rd Season Premiere) 
9pm  NCIS  (19th Season Premiere; new time slot) 
10pm  NCIS : Hawai'i (Series premiere) 

Tuesday, September 21 
8pm  FBI (4th Season Premiere; new time slot) 
9pm  FBI: Most Wanted ( 3rd Season Premiere;  special time) 
10pm  FBI : International (Series Premiere; special time) 

Wednesday,  September 22
8-10pm   Survivor ( 2 Hour Season 41 Premiere) 
10-11pm  Big Brother

Sunday, September 26
7-8pm 60 Minutes (regular time slot) 
8-9pm Big Brother 
9-11pm   The Tony Awards Present : Broadway's Back!

 Tuesday, September 28
8pm  FBI 
9PM FBI: International  ( regular time slot ) 
10pm  FBI : Most Wanted  (regular time slot) 

Wednesday, September 29
8pm Survivor (regular time slot)  
9pm Big Brother  (Live Season Finale) 

Friday, October 1
8pm S.W.A.T (5th Season premiere; new time slot) 
9pm  Magnum P.I (4th Season premiere) 
10pm  Blue Bloods  (12th Season premiere) 

Wednesday, October 6
8pm  Survivor 
9pm Tough As Nails  (3rd Season premiere; new time slot) 
10pm  CSI: Vegas (series premiere) 

Thursday, October 7
8pm  Young Sheldon (5th Season Premiere) 
8:30pm  United States of Al (2nd Season Premiere) 
9pm  Ghosts (Series Premiere) 
9:30pm B Positive (2nd Season Premiere) 
10pm  Bull (6th Season Premiere; new time slot) 

Sunday, October 10
7pm  60 Minutes 
8pm  The Equalizer (2nd Season premiere) 
9pm  NCIS : Los Angeles (13th Season premiere) 
10pm  SEAL Team (5th Season premiere; new time slot) 

Friday, October 22
8pm  The Activist (Series Premiere) 

Friday, December 3 
8pm  S.W.A.T (Continues season 5) 



Press Release after the jump 

Thursday, July 08, 2021

A Brief Moment In to the Twilight: Ye Gods

The Flashback 
    


        Previously, we looked at a 1985 "Twilight Zone" episode "If she Dies" since the 1985 series episodes have segments, that means we have the other segment in that episode to cover.  This is from episode 5,the other segment  "Ye Gods" this episode is from October 25,1985.
Not love at First Sight/ Copyright ViacomCBS 



           Our main character is named Todd Ettinger (played by actor David Dukes) and he bumps into a woman and apparently  thinks that these two should be a couple and sprinkles magic love dust on them. (The eighties dust?)   They awkwardly share an exchange  but they don't start just making out and cupid follows him and wonders why they didn't fall in love. He's mad at yuppies. Cupid meets with Todd and wants to know why he doesn't fall in love.  At first, Todd doesn't think this man is cupid but he proves that he his at least magic by melting his phone. (that's a mess) 
No, I guess I don't want to change long distance carriers/ Copyright ViacomCBS 



        Cupid gets mad and shoots three love arrows into Todd and walks away. Todd sees the woman again and starts to give chase to her (that's how love works in the 80's ) but he can't get to her.  Todd wants to talk to her.  Todd talks to his co worker that he feels hollow even with all the nice stuff he has, he wants love. (those arrows have side effects) 
What's the point of wanting a yacht if I can't marry it?/ Copyright Viacom CBS



            Todd can't sleep because he keeps having sexy 80's music dreams about her.  So he decides the next day to find  Bacchus, the god of wine making, because Cupid mentioned him earlier. Thankfully, he finds the god in the phone book.  (You can't do that on Bing)  He finds Bacchus and Cupid at a fancy dinner party.  He finds out that Cupid is depressed because he and a fury named Megaera (because we going Greek here) had split up and decides to help Cupid get back with her. 
I'm the god of business and wine/ Copyright ViacomCBS



             Todd the logical thing of using an incantation to get Megaera to show up. (She's not in the phone book, apparently)  She does (played by Carolyn Seymour)  and she seems angry. Anyway she's mad because she thinks Cupid wants to be with mortals (in the loving way). She was angry enough to turn the woman she thought Cupid wanted into a tree frog.   Anyway, Todd plays fix it by calling Bacchus to help him get Cupid and Megaera together to talk it out. (Inviting two gods into his office might be a bad idea) 
We're going to tear this office down/ Copyright Viacom CBS



         Cupid and Megaera after some yelling seem to make up (The little heart effect graphic helps)   and they stare into each other eyes for a long time then a long kiss.  After leaving them alone for awhile, he finds out they left out the window with the window washers.  Todd is annoyed  that he still has unrequited love.  Todd decides to do some comfort shopping and gets rear ended  and finds out that woman was the lady he met before and the sexy 80's music is back and loving happens.  The episode ends with these two kissing in the middle of the street. 
Here on Chopper5 we are showing you this couple kissing in the road, expect delays/ Copyright ViacomCBS 




            
        It's a pretty quirky and weird episode, but I do like how the main character kind of learned the point Cupid was giving him that he should try to maybe focus on things more than just his working life and fancy stuff that's a nice little touch.  The idea to have the Greek gods be modernized was pretty interesting, this segment had some charm to it and it was pretty entertaining for what it was.  

     That does it for now, tune in next time, when we try match making two strangers only to find out  that we shouldn't use arrows. 




            

Thursday, July 01, 2021

The Lookback: Disney's One Saturday Morning / ABC Kids (Rewrite Edition)

The Flashback  ABC  Children's TV 




      Another one of our rewrites of a previously done post, continues with us looking at Disney's One Saturday Morning and ABC Kids once again. You can read our original post here.     So let's see if we can improve upon that one  and see what happens. 

        Disney's One Saturday Morning in sense starts the final trend of Saturday morning network kids programming.  This is also an example of how media was changing and ownerships were part of that.  On July 31, 1995, The Walt Disney Company announced it wanted to buy Capital Cities/ABC. (In hindsight, this may have been a bad idea)   Thus this eventually allowed in early 1996. I'm going to keep this to the block's relvantacy, or we'd be here all day. (Yes, thankyou)  Disney's children's tv focus was  The Disney Afternoon, but that block was dying. It had everything going against it in 1995, that would now both the WB and UPN having a kids block in the afternoon. These were stations that used to air the Disney afternoon; Fox Kids was also running.  It was dying, first the name then later the whole block. Meanwhile, Disney was also offering its programming on ABC and CBS already, along with The Disney Chanel, which comes into our story soon.  

     1996 was the setting year, like Disney bought ABC and was trying to figure out things. The Fall 1996 line up on ABC Sat AM was including some Disney made stuff, already. They had plans in the works. Enter, Peter Hastings, he had left Warner Bros and came to Disney and one of the things to bring in was  a new concept of a Saturday Morning block. 

“Disney and ABC had been looking for a way to frame Saturday morning to make it look different and set it apart from programming on other networks,” explains Hastings. “I thought of basing the show on the concept that Saturday mornings were different from the rest of the week, with each day represented by a special building...
                      ----Peter Hastings, 1997
more after the jump

Tuesday, June 15, 2021

CW Fall Premiere Dates

The CW Primetime TVLOOKFall2021


 


      The CW returns to form with their fall 2021 fall premiere dates, after a pandemic set up last year, this season they hope to return to normal that means the CW tradition of starting their new seasons in October.   The CW fall starts on October 1st, and this season has Saturday nights. Some notciable missing shows  like " The Outpost"  "Stargirl" ,"Roswell", "Charmed","Dynasty" , and "In the Dark" which are coming in 2022 instead. 

 Here's the premiere dates all time ET (and things can change between now and then so be aware, we'll try to update anything we can) 

     Friday, October 1
 8pm  Penn & Teller : Fool Us (Season Premiere) 

Friday, October 8
8pm  Penn & Teller : Fool Us ( Original Episode) 
9pm  Nancy Drew (Season Premiere) 

Saturday, October 9
8pm  Whose Line is it Anyway? (Season Premiere) 
8:30pm  Whose Line is it Anyway? (Original Episode) 
9pm  World's Funniest Animals (Season Premiere) 
9:30pm  World's Funniest  Animals (Season Premiere) 

Sunday, October 10 
8pm  Legends of The Hidden Temple (New Series Premiere) 
9pm  Killer Camp (Season Premiere) 

Wednesday, October 13 
8pm  DC'S Legends of Tomorrow (Season Premiere) 
9pm  Batwoman (Season Premiere) 

Thursday, October 14
8pm Coroner (Original Episode) 
9pm Legacies (Season Premiere) 

Monday, October 25 
8pm All American (Season Premiere) 
9pm  4000 (New Series Premiere) 

Thursday, October 28 
8pm  Walker (Season Premiere) 
9pm Legacies (Original Episode) 

Tuesday, November 16
8pm The Flash (Season Premiere) 
9pm  Riverdale (Season Premiere) 

Press release after the Jump

Wednesday, May 26, 2021

One Shot Posts: Rugrats: Chuckie Loses His Glasses

Rugrats Nickelodeon One Shot Posts 





         So, Rugrats, as of this writing, is returning with a new remade series that's done in 3D animation because reasons and coming to the streaming service number 9,425 or Paramount Plus (formerly known as CBS All Access) ." Rugrats" is my favorite Nickelodeon animated series of all time, and I thought this would be a good time do a One Shot Post about an episode. 

     So today, we are looking at Season 2 Episode 16a: "Chuckie Loses His Glasses"/ 

   Since the first thing you notice about Chuckie is wild red hair... oh ok the second thing you notice about Chuckie is that he wears a glasses. (Fun fact: Chuckie is my favorite Rugrat) This episode revolves around the idea of  "What if Chuckie cant' see?" (What?)  The episode  sets up stuff that a) it's raining and b) Chuckie is worried that Angelia might be mad at him for eating two of her crayons. (eww) They get the parents out of the way because we need this plot to plot. (yeah!) 

         Since it's raining (no government today, because it's raining) they have to be trapped inside, so they need a game to do and Angelica decides to do hide-n-seek (or hide and go seek). Angelica being Angelica and she likes to pick on Chuckie so she decides to make Chuckie "it" because she's mad. Also Angelica tells Chuckie to take off his eyes. (what?)  Good thing she means the glasses (his extras eyes or this would be a dark episode)  Angelica uses the moment of him counting to take his glasses.  So apparently, thanks to Chuckie's vision being not good, he sees strange shapes and thinks they are monsters and junk. The episode's music and visuals are on great display as always. The friends think Chuckie is just trying to get them to stop hiding by faking he's needing help. (Uhh, guys I'm being mauled by a bear! Help !  Nice Try!) 
   
          If this is how Chuckie sees the world without his glasses, he's more scared than he is when he can see clearly. (Now the rain is gone)  Chuckies maunders the house and finally gets Spike to be his seeing eye dog.( I wish we could ride dogs)  He wants Spike to find Tommy for him, inspeaking of Tommy, he thinks Chuckie is in trouble.  Meanwhile, Angelica  continues her chaos reign.  He puts Chuckie's glasses on and gets dizzy then tells everyone that Chuckie is dead. (what?)  She literally says dead , that's not one of my jokes. 

          Back to her being dizzy,  Tommy says they need to keep looking, and now Tommy has the glasses. Chuckie and Spike are outside because that's where Spike too him, because he's a dog and doing dog things.  Tommy gets the idea to "wear Chuckie's eyes) and he thinks that's how Chuckie sees the world (top joke, this episode) Poor Chuckie gives up and just swings in the rain.   I like the parallel of Tommy finding a bag of vegetables and thinking they are Chuckie  and Chuckie thinking a bush is his friends. 
    
         Chuckie steps on glasses that are outside, thinks that they are his and starts to cry, thankfully Tommy hears him and finds him.  Chuckie can see again (it's  a miracle!)  Now that's fine, Angelica was feeling bad from the glasses and throws up on her dad's sweater.  Also the glasses that were broken were Grandpa Lou's. It ends with the young mocking the old.  
       
     Pretty fun episode, good jokes and humor, shows the show's strength of great visuals to make the world look distorted to Chuckie, Angelica, and Tommy's vision.   Episode is pretty fun to watch, I love its atmosphere and set up to get things going. This is a  premium Rugrats episode.  
  
  Anyway, that's it for now, tune in next time, when we take someone's eyes. (wait noooo) 





[POST SCRIPT :  If  you are reading this in May of 2021, the remake series comes out on May 27th on Paramount Plus, I'm not too sure if I'm going to like it, the animation style kind of throws me off, I may or may not write about something from it.  You can watch the original series currently on Hulu and Paramount Plus ]

   

Tuesday, May 25, 2021

Fall TV 2021: The CW

The CW TvLookFall2021  Upfronts 


     The CW has released their fall schedule. A big thing to note is that this year they are expanding  into Saturday Night, in exchange the are giving that hour of daytime (a relic from the old KIDS WB days) to their affiliates.  It's predecessor networks the WB (whom the original schedule of the network was based from)  and UPN left Saturday nights to it's affiliates. This is curious since Saturday is usually a "dead" night on network TV.  

       The network is making moves for it's shows as well.  "Riverdale" is moving from it's long time Wednesday night slot.  Sunday will not have scripted shows instead they 'll have"Legends of hte Hidden Temple" (yes you read that right)  and "Killer Camp".    The fall line is filled mostly with familiarity.  There will only be one new scripted series that's a remake of "4400".  

      In midseason,  "All American: Homecoming"  and "Naomi" are the new series making their premieres.   Midseason will also have the returns of "Charmed" , "DC's Stargirl" , "Dynasty" , "In the Dark" , "Kung Fu" , "Roswell, New Mexico" , "Superman and Lois".  

Here's the schedule; all times ET/PT, new series highlighted in blue

Sunday 
8PM  Legends of The Hidden Temple 
9PM  Killer Camp 

Monday 
8pm All American 
9pm  4400 

Tuesday
8pm The Flash 
9pm  Riverdale 

Wednesday 
8pm  DC's Legends of Tomorrow
9pm Batwoman 

Thursday
8pm  Walker
9pm  Legacies 

Friday
8pm  Penn& Teller: Fool US
9pm Nancy Drew

Saturday
8pm  Whose Line Is It Anyway?
8:30pm  Whose Line Is It Anyway?
9pm  World's Funniest Animals 
9:30pm  World's Funniest Animals 

Press release after the jump

Wednesday, May 19, 2021

FALL TV 2021: CBS

CBS TVLookFall2021  Upfronts 


                        
    
  CBS has released their  fall lin eup.  For the first time in  its run "NCIS" is changing nights and times it will no longer air Tuesday Nights at 8pmet; it's moving to Monday nights at 9pmet.  Like NBC has done with Wednesday and Thursday night : giving them over to Dick Wolf series, CBS is giving the Dick Wolf series "FBI" Tuesday night. This is with the spin-off "FBI: Most Wanted" and in the middle a new series "FBI: International".     Monday will still have comedies in the first hour and they are adding a new "NCIS" spin-off "NCIS: Hawai'i".    

         The program that held that Monday 10pmet slot, "Bull" is moving to Thursday Nights at 10pmet.   Wednesdays will have a two hour of reality programming night with "Survivor" and "Tough as Nails"  and for the first time in a few years: a new CSI series, "CSI: Vegas".  Meanwhile. "S.W.A.T" will air Fridays at 8pmet for while, but will eventually be replaced with a reality show in the slot and moved to Sundays 10pmet.  "SEAL Team" is going to run a few episodes on CBS Sundays at 10pmet before being moved to Paramount Plus. "NCIS" Los Angeles is on Sundays at 9pmet now. 

    Thursdays will still have comedies for two hours, including new comedy "Ghosts" taking the former "Mom" slot at  9pmet. 
 
   Midseason has a new drama "Good Sam" planned, comedy  : "Smallwood"  and new reality show "Come Dance with Me"

      Some special programming includes: The Activist and two Christmas movies "A Christmas Proposal"  and "Christmas Takes Flight" 

   Here's the full schedule;  all times ET; new series highlighted in blue 

Monday 
8pm  The Neighborhood
8:30pm  Bob ♥ Abishola
9pm   NCIS    (new night and time) 
10pm  NCIS: Hawai'I 

Tuesday 
8pm  FBI 
9pm   FBI: International 
10pm  FBI: Most Wanted 

Wednesday
8pm  Survivor 
9pm  Tough As Nails
10pm CSI: Vegas 

Thursday 
8pm  Young Sheldon 
8:30pm United States of AL
9pm  Ghosts 
9:30pm B Positive 
10pm  Bull (new night) 

Fridays 
8pm  S.W.A.T/ Unscripted 
9pm  Magnum P.I
10pm Blue Bloods 

Saturdays
8pm Saturday Encores 
9pm  Saturday Encores 
10pm  48 Hours 

Sundays 
7pm 60 Minutes 
8pm  The Equalizer
9pm  NCIS : Los Angeles 
10pm  SEAL Team/ S.W.A.T 


Press Release after the jump 

Tuesday, May 18, 2021

Fall TV 2021: ABC

ABC  TVLookFall2021  Upfronts 



        
    ABC has released its  Fall line up.    This season, hit drama "Big Sky" moves to ABC' big Thursday drama night following  "Grey's Anatomy" and "Station 19" taking the slot of the recently canceled "Rebel".  Meanwhile, ABC seemed to like the idea of moving "The Bachelorette" after they delayed it to fill in gaps for pandemic line up, it will be back in fall this year. Tuesday 8pmet. 
  
      The remake of "The Wonder Years" has been given a slot next to "The Goldbergs"giving ABC an '80's themed hour on Wednesday nights.  "Home Economics" ,which is coming back for a 2nd season, is moving a tick down to 9:30pmet after  "The Connors" . "Black-ish" won't be back until mid-season to air the final season. Newest drama "Queens" will air after "The Bachelorette" on Tuesdays.   "Celebrity Wheel of Fortune" will be back now on Sundays before" Supermarket Sweep" and drama "The Rookie" finishing out Sunday. 

      During Midseason,  a new season of "American Idol"  , a new limited event series "Women of the Movement" , new comedies : "Abbott Elementary" and "Maggie". 

   Here's the  line up all times ET; new shows highlighted in blue 

Monday
8pm  Dancing with the Stars
10pm  The Good Doctor 

Tuesday 
8pm  The Bachelorette 
10pm Queens 

Wednesday 
8pm The Goldbergs 
8:30pm  The Wonder Years
9pm  The Conners 
9:30pm Home Economics (new time) 
10pm  A Million Little Things

Thursday 
8pm Station 19 
9pm  Grey's Anatomy 
10pm  Big Sky

Friday 
8pm Shark Tank 
9pm  20/20 (Two hours) 

Saturday 
8pm Saturday Night Football 

Sunday
7pm America's Funniest Home Videos
8pm  Celebrity Wheel of  Fortune 
9pm  Supermarket Sweep 
10pm The Rookie 

Press release after the jump