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Sunday, February 27, 2022

Oh Yeah! Cartoons: #27: Kitty the Hapless Cat

Nickelodeon 

        Previously,  That's not Family Guy  [HERE]


    #27 Kitty, the Hapless Cat 

Season 1, episode 9a

    Kitty The Hapless Cat  was created by Zac Moncrief.  Tom Kenny voices Kitty  who decides to tell us life story and difficulties. Like he was adopted by an old lady  who isn't all  there and Kitty has to make sure she doesn't harm herself.  After eating her polish and dish soap sandwich he's apparently put up for adoption again. This time a family with a baby, and the baby swallows a phone and he tries to get do CPR and the parents think he's stealing the baby's breath. A weird man adopts Kitty , who apparently hasn't let his old cat go.  Now, Kitty comes back to his current spot and he's been adopted by scientists who are studying him. 
   
       It's a mixture of different things with a cat finding the weirdest owners and having to be sent back. It's simple, but humorous.  There's some fun here, Tom Kenny makes Kitty interesting.  This is one that works better as a short and not as a series.  I can't imagine watching like even 7 episodes of Kitty getting stuck in more weird homes, it would grow tiring pretty quickly. For a short , it's not bad.  

     It's another, there's not much for me to add here, type post though. Do watch it though. 


 That's it for now, tune in next time when I try to get the idea of polish and dish soap being eaten out of my head, yikes! 

Saturday, February 26, 2022

Oh Yeah! Cartoon: #26 Zoo Mates

Nickelodeon  

Previously, sometimes you need to fight it out a little   [HERE]



  #26 Zoo Mates

Season 1, Episode 12b 

     Zoo Mates makes us  wonder a parallel world where there's  Nickelodeon running a series created by Seth MacFarlane and directed by Butch Hartman.    This one has a laugh track , that's right , it was filmed in front of a live-studio audience, either that or it's a laugh track.  Helen, who looks like Vicky from "Fairly Odd Parents" but with blonde hair  and voiced by Jennifer Love Hewitt who wants all the animals released from the zoo.

        The zoo director lets  Paul, an alligator,  Warren an ostrich, and Mark a polar get out of the zoo and the  to live normal lives and he'll consider shutting it down.  So yes they get their own apartment and Helen leaves them to see see if they can do it. (That's a smart idea)  The cartoon is very dialogue and slap stick heavy.  

          This of course, doesn't go well., as over night they flood the apartment then start a fire. The sprinkler comes on and they don't know how to turn it off and the flood makes a mess of the apartment and it ends up getting destroyed. 

        Helen says this is going to be harder then she thought and it ends. 

     Uh, I think this supposed to be a parody of sitcoms, hence the laugh, which is overused. There's not much interesting going on in this cartoon, just a bunch of animals and the one joke that ha animals that can talk and stuff, but they can't do human stuff that's funny somehow.    It does try to  be cutting but tame at the same time. 

   Yeah, I'm not sure it would be an interesting series unless MacFarlane changed almost every part of it to something a little more interesting.  By the time this aired though, Family Guy was on the way. and yeah. It's totally bad , it's more meh than anything.  MacFarlane and Hartman did find other better things to do, though imagine a world where they did get a series together on Nickelodeon, a lot of TV would be different, holy wow! 

      That's it for now, tune in next time, when I sue animals for messing up my apartment building. 
 
  

        

Friday, February 25, 2022

Oh Yeah! Cartoons: #25 : Hubbykins vs Sweetiepie

Nickelodeon 

Previously, Ocelot  Ocelot , Ocelot   [HERE ]


 #25 Hubbykins vs. Sweetiepie

Season 1, episode 9c

            Back to Rob Renzetti , our cartoon is called Hubbykins Vs. Sweetiepie .   This one is presented dialogue free meaning the cartoon has to henge on its imagination. You do get alot of story Hubbykins is kind of a slob and Sweetie pie is  a nurse  and she also cleans up the house making her tired. 

   Essentially, that's the cartoon, she wants him to be less of slob and clean up after himself and he wants to go out and bowl.   This is like Tom and Jerry but with a husband and wife.  (That's not a sentence I expected to write)  Maybe Road runner stuff too.  This whole thing is like a send back to classic cartoons with slapstick, violence and just two contrasting characters going after each other. 

          Though unlike Tom and Jerry, Hubbykins does feel bad that there was  mess after she starts crying and he cleans up the house, well his own way.   Pretty sweet.


            There's not much to write about this in terms of the plot, but it s a fun to watch , it really has a fun energy to it .  It does feel like a love letter to old cartoons though.  This is one I don't think could have been a series, not sure if there a large audience of people who'd want to watch husband vs. wife antics in cartoon form ...on Nickelodeon.   Renzetti did get a show on Nick, I'm sure he's happier with the Robot show being the one that was picked. 
 

   Give this one a watch though, I really mean that, it's fun! 

 Tune in next time when I pitch a cartoon about a married couple  who fight each other with various weapons  to show their affection.  

      

Thursday, February 24, 2022

Oh Yeah! Cartoons: #24 :Zoey's Zoo

Nickelodeon 


        Previously, positive dragon interaction is a fun idea [HERE]


 #24 Zoey's Zoo

Season 2, Episode 12b

    Zoey Zoo was created by Amy Ellyn Anderson and David Burd.    I love the theme song it's fun in its own way. Also Zoey reminds me of a mixture of Marcie from Peanuts  and Lisa Loud from The Loud House.  Zoey is a girl who a has lot of animals, and apparently her mother is like Charlotte Pickles for the not paying attention to her daughter awards. Anyway, she wants an ocelot for her "zoo"  and she keeps telling her mother that she wants to get one but the woman again isn't paying attention.

        I wish we lived in  a world where everything had their own store to easily find it.  Zoey calls Ocelot Hut and gets to order one. She wonders if it's going to be a girl one or a boy one so she calls again and doesn't clarify that she already ordered one so  I mean, the full title has the words lots of ocelots guess what happens? 

        She realizes she needs to order ocelot food, so she calls again a few times when she think up something and calls them 62 times. (uhhh) (Don't order an ocelot at home folks)  And they won't stop coming and won't stop coming.  Zoey's reaction really makes this funnier because she's  not worried about them messing up the house and bothering her sleeping father, she casually looking for the ocelot food  and wonder how she's going to feed them all. She also only named 2 of them. 

     Zoey restores order in the calmest way possible and the ocelots end up looking like house decoration and she requests to her mother , if she can have a baby brother.  And more theme song.
   
  It kind of reminds me of Peanuts mixed (mmm Peanuts mixed) with a little pre school shows where the character seems to just talk matter of factly. Zoey is the main character and she essentially has to  hold the whole thing going.  She's a charming character though. I counted , Zoey says Ocelot 29 times, 30 if you her using the genus name, and ocelot is mentioned 38 times or 39 altogether. 

   There's a fun charm to this, I think I would have had fun with it as a series, not sure how far this could  go, but it would be fun to see what animals she collects next.   I do give this a recommendation go watch it and let the theme capture you as well. 

  
That's it for tune in next time when we ocelot ocelot ocelot ocelot ocelot ocelot ocelot ocelot ocelot ocelot ocelot ocelot ocelot ocelot ocelot ocelot ocelot ocelot ocelot ocelot ocelot ocelot. 
   
      
         

          

Wednesday, February 23, 2022

Oh Yeah! Cartoons #23 Enchanted Adventures

Nickelodeon 

 
 Previously, Be the dog that's inside you [HERE]



       #23 Enchanted Adventures 

Season 1, Episode 7c 

          Back to John Eng & Bill Burnett this time together, the team up you know you wanted.  This one is interesting the biggest thing to notice is the animation, it kind of harkens back to like late 80's early 90's action cartoons with a budget.  This one looks like they spent more money than a few others. 

      This cartoon takes place in a fantasy kingdom that has been infected with a plague (uhhh) a woman  Brangwen  comes in and says her father had found away to cure it, the king has to send his inexperienced teenage son, Galen with her to get the final ingredient from a dragon.  

          He has a magic transforming sword. Here comes a dragon and Galen has a hard time fighting it; the dragon talks to him and apparently speaks like Jeff Goldblum so that's something . (Good work Jess Harnell) the dragon is named Kaltor.  Kaltor asks why does Galen want to kill him and Galen explains the plague and the dragon says there's no plague (pulls collar) and that the people have been poisoned.  Also Brangwen has disappeared. (she must be evil then?) 

    Her father's name is Zim (oh my) and is actually an evil troll. Katlor says it must have been an distraction to steal the Ebro Crystal, which is stolen now.  The evil trolls real name is Brok and yes he has the crystal  to evil things with.   

   When a  Galen vs Bork battle !    He's able to get the crystal back after using the boomerang trick  from before. 
  
   This one feels way different to the other ones that we've looked it. It just kind of stands out in both design and storytelling.  If anything, I can tell that this cartoon probably wasn't picked up, because it doesn't seem to fit what Nickelodeon was airing at the time at all. It seems like it would have been a fun story, it could have worked either as story driven or episodic with character development. Kind of  shame that it didn't.  I like how it also does its own little things like, the dragon isn't evil and can talk , and just little things like that to make it work.  
     
    The idea is pretty interesting, the story of the short is  epic (the original meaning ) and packs a lot in the 7 minutes, give it a view 
  
  That's it for now, tune in next time when we venture to the parallel world again to see what different Nickelodeons picked from this series. 

      

Tuesday, February 22, 2022

Oh Yeah! Cartoons : #22 Kameleon Kid

Nickelodeon 


 Previously,  we did Lunch, how about dinner?  [HERE]


      #22 Kameleon Kid

    Season 3, episode 6c 

        Kameleon Kid was created by  Jaime Diaz and Russ Mooney.  Our main character is Cameron  who wakes up one night after hearing noises from a barn that apparently is a laboratory run by his parents. He ends up zapped by a machine and he's turned into a mouse. (squeak) There's a cat and mouse chase, with dogs changing.  Cameron figures out that he can change into different things by wishing for it, so he turns into a dog... a big dog. (Woof) 

         The next day, he decides to mess with his bully, Otto, then goes to see Suzy , whom I think both boys like. Eventually he gets Otto locked up on the roof of an apartment building and laughed at on TV.  His parents did find out he was in the lab, but not the animal part and mentions the title of the short.

       This one goes in the category of the most pilot-ish pilot  of the cartoons featured. They have the hook of a kid turning into different animals for plots of future episodes; the ending line of the short is he'll have to tell his parents some time about the whole thing, but he's currently the Kameleon  Kid. (roll credits)  
    
   The concept is another interesting one, though I can see Nickelodeon not wanting two shows where the main character says "I wish" as a concept, and picked the one with the pink-hatted boy over this one. It is a little too basic, if it was a series, I'd hope there'd be more than just Cameron finding new ways to deter this annoying bully. There are some inconsistencies in the short, but it's a pilot so I give it some benefit of the doubt, but they are noticeable. 
 
        The cartoon is aright, but nothing too much that makes it that fully entertaining on it's own even with its interesting concept. 

     That's it for now, tune in next time when I turn into a goat for some reason. 


         
   

Monday, February 21, 2022

Oh Yeah! Cartoons! #21: Pete Patrick, P.I.: What About Lunch?

Nickelodeon 

Previously, the last cartoon was a bit shocking  [HERE ]



#21 Pete Patrick, P.I.: What About Lunch?

Season 1, Episode 4c (yes we're back to season 1) 

     Pete Patrick, P.I.: What About Lunch?    was created by Vincent Waller ,but unlike the last time we mentioned him, this one was him in a solo creation role not  a co-creator.  The basic idea here a kid private detective,who gets picked up by a cat sidekick, named Persian Puss. They on to  a case about a dog napping.  The voice of Bobby Hill, Pamela Aldon (as Pam Segal) voices Pete , while  Persian is voiced by Billy West.

         A lead takes them to a spooky mansion to investigate. Meanwhile, there's Dr. Don't who is doing some evil things and they apparently know each other.  The henchman has an interesting design, so what's his plan?  He took a dog to lure Pete there for his real plan of switching bodies with Pete so he can get dinner from his mom. Which is a very creative plan. 

     The lunch from earlier was storing his cousin named Lunch who is  a big man who beats up the bad Doctor. (Glad that worked) Also like how they get of the cage that Don't  had them in.  

  This  was pretty fun to watch, a kid detective thing isn't a new concept (even in 1998) but it's fun and does a little harkening to old cartoons. The villain's plan was pretty creative.  

  I think this could have made a fun series, the concept has open possibilities and there's a charm to it. Give this one a watch. 

That's it for now, tune in next time we switch places with some one and make them write the posts 

Sunday, February 20, 2022

Oh Yeah! Cartoons :#20: Elise

Nickelodeon 


   Previously,  Making movies is hard to do when the actors are hard to deal with [HERE]


#20 Elise 

Season 3, Episode 4b

    Elise ,or,  Elise: Mere Mortal is another entry from Guy Vasilovich. Our main character is Elise Crump, who's voiced by Cree Summer. This time our MC looks different from his past too, but you can tell Vasilovich was going for  certain vibe for his cartoons.   In this cartoon, Elise has to go the orthodontist, to have her braces tightened. 
    
       The orthodontist is very eccentric,  and really there's an atmosphere to this cartoon that just embraces a whole what am I watching? thing.  There's  a spot where teeth are dancing, for example, Meanwhile in Siberia some scientists shoot a beam that some how make it and zap Elise's braces. (Reminds me of "Braceface") 

      There's a spot where teeth sing a rock song for some reason  and Elise is none the wiser of whatever just happened.(same)  Though she seems to keep zapping  stuff without noticing it, and she's getting radio signals through her braces.  It is kind of weird she doesn't notice the electricity doing stuff. 
  
           The funny thing watching this, is it felt short, like shorter than the 7 minutes, not much happens, it's a strange girl going to the orthodontist then gets zapped , then goes home. She doesn't seem to notice it and nothing goes from that plot. Just weird doctor and stuff just happens and gives up.  If I was comparing it to Vasilovich's other two I've covered  I would say this is the weakest one.  

     If this was like a start of a new series and setting up the idea of everywhere Elise goes something strange happens like she gets zapped, or  the eye doctor thing they mention at the end, she goes there and ends being able to see people naked or something, or have strange stuff happen and she never notices it, that could work. But as is, it wasn't that much to write about, kind of a shame but it happens. 

   That's it for now , tune in next time, when we talk abut the idea of implanting radios into your head so you don't need head phones anymore. (what?)