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Monday, December 19, 2022

Christmas: The First Christmas: The Story of the First Christmas Snow

Christmas 


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                       A post in memory of Angela Lansbury 1925-2022) 


        The First Christmas: The Story of the First Christmas Snow is Rankin Bass longest title name for a special, they really jammed in a lot of words.  This special first aired on December 19, 1975 on NBC.  This was written by Julian P. Gardner , who is also just Jules Bass under a different name.   I think the main thing to mention for this special is the narrator and a voice of one of the characters as well.  Angela Lansbury.  Rankin Bass was able to get her and she voices a nun named Sister Theresa, who also doubles as our narrator. Lansbury brings her charm to this special as you can believe the character is a caring and thoughtful person. 




             The special takes place in a small village. Sister Theresa is a nun who is in an abbey with a few other nuns and she is making Christmas cards which happen to have snow in the images, since she remembers snow from her childhood. This village is in an area where it's hard to snow because of the climate. Though I am concerned one of the other nuns  says that it snowed on the Christmas of the birth of Christ.  That is also why the special has that line "The First Christmas". 

        Then a shepherd boy- an orphaned shepherd boy- named Lucas is struck by lightning. He doesn't die, that'd be a different special. (A shorter special)   The sisters go out into the storm to see if he was and they confirm it. They take in Lucas who is blinded  by the shock.  His animals are safe in the abbey's barn. (Takes place in retro times, so farm for the nuns) There's Father Thomas who returns and really wants the shepherd boy to be sent to an orphanage.  

   Father Thomas isn't really being a bad guy and they make sure he's not being cruel towards the boy.  He just doesn't think an abbey is a place to stay for a kid.  Thomas is voiced by Cyril Ritchard. who was best known for playing Captain Hook in stage musical production of Peter Pan.  He died about 2 years after this special aired, his final role was with Rankin Bass and their work on the 1977 Hobbit movie.  He brings a nice little charm to the character. His song  "Save a Little Christmas" is  a little message about not having Christmas too early.  (kind of judging a little) 

        Lucas bond well with Sister Theresa as he recovers. He also doesn't want to go to an orphanage. You also see the Father softening and decides to let Lucas stay through Christmas.  Lucas still is worried about being sent to one. There's a nativity play, this is where Lucas meets the local children. This also brings a girl named Louisa who shows her kindness to Lucas. 

        I'm slightly humored that Lucas and Sister Theresa sing "White Christmas" when the song probably didn't exist in the time this special takes place, but we also get Angela Lansbury's beautiful singing voice to sing the song. so it's a good thing.  

         Louisa and a girl named Octavia  were talking about what they are getting Sister Theresa and Lucas realizes he doesn't have anything to give. (He didn't have time to go to Kohl's being poor, blind, and orphan and struck by lightning causing the blindness) He decides that he'll give her his dog and sheep.  I do have to mention some more voice casting notes.  Don Messick. Mr. Scooby Doo himself  voices the dog, Waggles. Since this is a mostly realistic world, he's mostly just barking and dog noises, but he does them well.  The second voice actress for Sally Brown in Peanuts specials between 1969 and 1973 does the voice of Octiva, that's Hillary Momberger.  

           Three boys decide to take the sheep to play a prank on Lucas because that's an idea. Now they wanted to play a little trick, but it goes south because of the sheep breaking out of the tool shed. They regret their actions and help him.  It's both the most urgent thing that happens in this special and easily resolved. This special isn't a big tension high stakes affair. 

        Lucas and the other kids are part of a nativity play. Lucas is one of the angels. Anyway. I think  the First Noel song they do is one of the most beautiful Rankin Bass songs. Guess what? It's snowing! That's right it's snow and Lucas can see now.  (Everything is tying up well.)  



        Later, Lucas gives his dog and sheep to the nun and she decides that he has to stay to watch them for her. The father decides to let him stay.  

             This is a low stakes, but charming special.   It's not Rankin-Bass hitting a good in-ball park home run, but it is  a good walk off and that's fine.  Lansbury brings her charming voice acting to the special and she plays the sweet nun very well. Lucas is an alright character, he's more a prop character for a  plot, but you are hoping the best for him.   It's a simple story, good for Christmastime, and it's a good watch. 

    That's it for now, tune in next time, when we watch Sister Theresa solve the various village's murders. 

Thursday, December 15, 2022

Christmas: A more modern Christmas tale: How Murray Saved Christmas

Christmas  The Flashback 

        


     Interestingly, there are modern Christmas specials that networks air, they kind of either make it as traditions or just end up not going anywhere.  The special I'm going to be talking about here is one that aired on NBC, but I found to see on AMC, the cable network, during their Christmas event  programming.  

             How Murray Saved Christmas was written by Mike Reiss , who has written a lot of things but  I think "The Simpsons" is the best example and will fit with the special we're talking about.  He co-wrote with Al Jean a few many classic episodes of the series.  Like "Moaning Lisa".  It was directed by Peter Avanzino.   The special went for the all star voice cast route with Jerry Stiller, who voices the main character,  Sean Hayes, Kevin Michael Richardson, Jason Alexander, John Ratzenberger, Dennis Haysbert, and some classic animation voice actors like Tom Kenny, Maurice LaMarchie, Tress MacNeille, and Billy Best, and more!  

     This special first aired on December 5, 2014 on NBC.  "How Murray Saved Christmas" is a musical special with the music done by Walter Murphy (whom you may know for the Disco version of 5th of Beethoven).  Dennis Haysbert provides the narrartion for this which will done in rhyme (unlike this post). You might know him from the All State ads. 

 Spoilers ahead. 

       It takes place in a village called Stinky Cigars.  The town has that name because it's apparently a way for them to make sure people just pass by and not come in. (A Keep Out Sign would be too much) The thing about this town is that its inhabitants are famous holiday characters. The first song is a Christmas classic.. uh wait.... it's the town anthem, there's even an Easter Rabbit rap line. (George Washington, Abe Lincoln, Christopher Columbus live in this town, so does that mean they ended up there when they died? Is everyone dead in this town?)  While, it's not a new concept, I do like how it's done here with the town being a place where holiday characters live together, but the town mostly looks like a normal place.  
Would move there/ Copyright Universal 


 
        The main character is Murray Weiner (pronounced Wine-er) who owns a diner. He's not as happy as rest of the town members and we don't why. (Besides Christmas special plot character development reasons)  The character that will become our deuteragonist is Edison Elf, an elf who likes to invent things. (get it Edison?)  He invented a boxing glove jack in the box. ( I wonder what will go wrong)  
This will be the knock out toy/ Copyright Universal 

            There's an elf song where apparently Santa in this universe has the elves work all the time. There is one where really see "The Simpsons" edge to it,  it keeps it in tune for a family audience but does have something adults would notice more than kids.  Back to the boxing glove, that starts our plot of having Santa getting ka-bonked by it and not being able to function for Christmas. (A classic Christmas story plot)  Nice touch in finding out by having a doctor sing the next song. 

 More after the jump 

Tuesday, December 13, 2022

Christmas: Big City Greens: Virtually Christmas

Christmas  Disney 



        We've done a "Big City Greens" Christmas episode before, but they did another one.   I will say it is kind of lacking how many posts for this show we've done, it is a great animated series, but yeah lacking. 
  

        Anyway, starts like  they are doing a grand Christmas musical special but then Cricket says he's going to Remy's house to play a new VR video game.  Bill, Cricket's Dad, wants to do his normal Christmas traditions.  Cricket does find away to compromise and he's allowed to go play the game, but has to come back for the cookies. There's also a snowstorm that will probably play no... I can't do the joke. 

          The special has a gimmick where will be seeing characters in 3D fun vision.  That snowstorm, why I couldn't do that joke, has gotten more snowy.  Cricket is snow stuck at the Remy's house.  Remy, plot conveniently, gave Cricket a VR system for Christmas and this gives Cricket the idea to have his family to join in as VR Christmas together.  The gimmick of this episode is seeing the Greens+ Remy in 3D animation, but the episode doesn't forget it's jokes and story. 

            The game is a fighting game and Cricket has Remy make sure nothing will come around to make sure his father won't be turned against this whole idea.  The clock is on to make sure to get the traditions done before invading hoards try to take them out. (Just like Christmas in my childhood)

          Of course, one of the big charms of Big City Greens is the characters.  This special has Cricket who wanted to skip the Christmas traditions to play the game and doesn't seem them as interesting, through the VR game part he wants to hurry and get it done before the game starts.  Tilly wants to help the in-game extras bot have the Christmas spirit, which gives for funny interactions. Nancy and Alice trying to compete with each other.  You can see that Cricket does seem to get closer into the Christmas Eve traditions. (Also the song is nice) 




            Now interrupting hoard is here. (That's my band name)  Bill is disappointed about this and wants to stop, but Cricket says he realizes he  does like the traditions. He's able to convince his family to go after the monsters.  I like the part with Mr.Extras coming back as well, that was kind of sweet. Having Alice and Nancy work together, tying up all the stuff from the special. It's not often you see a Christmas special with  monsters being fought. 
  
              Cricket realizes he wants to do the normal traditions, while his family has actually enjoyed doing  the game. He finds a way to get through the thick snow.  He makes it home and tells his family that he really wanted to be with them. Remy and his family show up as well and they all get to have a nice Christmas Eve with the Greens as well.  

             This special is good the idea is simple, but it was nice to see Cricket really find enjoyment in his family's Christmas Eve traditions and want to be with them. The VR gimmick was nice to see, and it doesn't take way from the story or characters, so there's no worry about that. The VR part actually makes it feel kind of like a stop motion special in a strange way.  I think the first Christmas episode was stronger, but this one is delightful too.  

That's it for now, tune in next time when we do this blog in VR. 




Monday, December 12, 2022

2023: Golden Globes Nominations

The Golden Globes 



     The Gold Globes are back, they didn't go away, but they were snuffed from TV airing in 2022, but are back on TV for 2023. They will not be airing on a Sunday, NBC will putting them on a Tuesday, January 10. 
    

   Here's the list 

Best Motion Picture, Drama

“Avatar: The Way of Water” (20th Century Studios) 

“Elvis” (Warner Bros.) 

“The Fabelmans” (Universal Pictures) 

“Tár” (Focus Features) 

“Top Gun: Maverick” (Paramount Pictures)

Best Picture, Musical or Comedy

“Babylon” (Paramount Pictures) 

“The Banshees of Inisherin” (Searchlight Pictures) 

“Everything Everywhere All at Once” (A24) 

“Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery” (Netflix) 

“Triangle of Sadness” (Neon) 

Best Director, Motion Picture

James Cameron (“Avatar: The Way of Water”) 

Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert (“Everything Everywhere All at Once”) 

Baz Luhrmann (“Elvis”) 

Martin McDonagh (“The Banshees of Inisherin”) 

Steven Spielberg (“The Fabelmans”)

Best Screenplay, Motion Picture

“Tár” (Focus Features) — Todd Field 

“Everything Everywhere All at Once” (A24) — Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert 

“The Banshees of Inisherin” (Searchlight Pictures) — Martin McDonagh 

“Women Talking” (MGM/United Artists Releasing) — Sarah Polley 

“The Fabelmans” (Universal Pictures) — Steven Spielberg, Tony Kushner

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama

Austin Butler (“Elvis”) 

Brendan Fraser (“The Whale”) 

Hugh Jackman (“The Son”)

Bill Nighy (“Living”) 

Jeremy Pope (“The Inspection”) 

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama

Cate Blanchett (“Tár”) 

Olivia Colman (“Empire of Light”) 

Viola Davis (“The Woman King”) 

Ana de Armas (“Blonde”) 

Michelle Williams (“The Fabelmans”)  

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy

Lesley Manville (“Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris”) 

Margot Robbie (“Babylon”) 

Anya Taylor-Joy (“The Menu”) 

Emma Thompson (“Good Luck to You, Leo Grande”) 

Michelle Yeoh (“Everything Everywhere All at Once”) 

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy

Diego Calva (“Babylon”) 

Daniel Craig (“Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery”)

Adam Driver (“White Noise”) 

Colin Farrell (“The Banshees of Inisherin”) 

Ralph Fiennes (“The Menu”) 

Best Supporting Actor – Motion Picture

Brendan Gleeson (“The Banshees of Inisherin”) 

Barry Keoghan (“The Banshees of Inisherin”) 

Brad Pitt (“Babylon”)

Ke Huy Quan (“Everything Everywhere All at Once”) 

Eddie Redmayne (“The Good Nurse”)

Best Supporting Actress, Motion Picture

Angela Bassett (“Black Panther: Wakanda Forever”) 

Kerry Condon (“The Banshees of Inisherin”) 

Jamie Lee Curtis (“Everything Everywhere All at Once”) 

Dolly De Leon (“Triangle of Sadness”)

Carey Mulligan (“She Said”)

Best Television Series, Drama

“Better Call Saul” (AMC) 

“The Crown” (Netflix) 

“House of the Dragon” (HBO) 

“Ozark” (Netflix) 

“Severance” (Apple TV+) 

Best Television Series, Musical or Comedy

“Abbott Elementary” (ABC) 

“The Bear” (FX)

“Hacks” (HBO Max)

“Only Murders in the Building” (Hulu) 

“Wednesday” (Netflix) 

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series, Drama

Jeff Bridges (“The Old Man”) 

Kevin Costner (“Yellowstone”)

Diego Luna (“Andor”)

Bob Odenkirk (“Better Call Saul”)

Adam Scott (“Severance”)

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series, Drama

Emma D’Arcy (“House of the Dragon”) 

Laura Linney (“Ozark”) 

Imelda Staunton (“The Crown”)

Hilary Swank (“Alaska Daily”)

Zendaya (“Euphoria”)

Best Actress in a TV Series, Musical or Comedy

Quinta Brunson (“Abbott Elementary”) 

Kaley Cuoco (“The Flight Attendant”) 

Selena Gomez (“Only Murders in the Building”) 

Jenna Ortega (“Wednesday”) 

Jean Smart (“Hacks”) 

Best Actor in a TV Series, Musical or Comedy

Donald Glover (“Atlanta”) 

Bill Hader (“Barry”) 

Steve Martin (“Only Murders in the Building”) 

Martin Short (“Only Murders in the Building”) 

Jeremy Allen White (“The Bear”) 

Best Supporting Actor, Television

John Lithgow (“The Old Man”) 

Jonathan Pryce (“The Crown”) 

John Turturro (“Severance”) 

Tyler James Williams (“Abbott Elementary”) 

Henry Winkler (“Barry”)

Best Supporting Actress, Television

Elizabeth Debicki (“The Crown”) 

Hannah Einbinder (“Hacks”) 

Julia Garner (“Ozark”) 

Janelle James (“Abbott Elementary”) 

Sheryl Lee Ralph (“Abbott Elementary”) 

Best Limited Series, Anthology Series or a Motion Picture made for Television

“Black Bird” (Apple TV+) 

“Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story” (Netflix) 

“The Dropout” (Hulu) 

“Pam & Tommy” (Hulu) 

“The White Lotus” (HBO) 

Best Performance by an Actor, Limited Series, Anthology Series or Motion Picture made for Television

Taron Egerton (“Black Bird”) 

Colin Firth (“The Staircase”) 

Andrew Garfield (“Under the Banner of Heaven”) 

Evan Peters (“Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story”) 

Sebastian Stan (“Pam & Tommy”) 

Best Performance by an Actress, Limited Series, Anthology Series or a Motion Picture made for Television

Jessica Chastain (“George and Tammy”) 

Julia Garner (“Inventing Anna”) 

Lily James (“Pam & Tommy”) 

Julia Roberts (“Gaslit”) 

Amanda Seyfried (“The Dropout”) 

Best Performance by an Actress in Supporting Role, Limited Series, Anthology Series or a Motion Picture made for Television

Jennifer Coolidge (“The White Lotus”) 

Claire Danes (“Fleishman Is in Trouble”) 

Daisy Edgar-Jones (“Under the Banner of Heaven”) 

Niecy Nash-Betts (“Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story”) 

Aubrey Plaza (“The White Lotus”) 

Best Performance by an Actor in Supporting Role, Limited Series, Anthology Series or a Motion Picture made for Television

F. Murray Abraham (“The White Lotus”) 

Domhnall Gleeson (“The Patient”) 

Paul Walter Hauser (“Black Bird”) 

Richard Jenkins (“Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story”) 

Seth Rogen (“Pam & Tommy”) 

Best Original Score, Motion Picture

“The Banshees of Inisherin” (Searchlight Pictures) — Carter Burwell

“Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio” (Netflix) — Alexandre Desplat 

“Women Talking” (MGM/United Artists Releasing) — Hildur Guðnadóttir 

“Babylon” (Paramount Pictures) — Justin Hurwitz 

“The Fabelmans” (Universal Pictures) — John Williams  

Best Picture, Non-English Language

“All Quiet on the Western Front” (Germany) 

“Argentina, 1985” (Argentina) 

“Close” (Belgium) 

“Decision to Leave” (South Korea) 

“RRR” (India) 

Best Original Song, Motion Picture

“Carolina” from “Where the Crawdads Sing” (Sony Pictures) — Taylor Swift 

“Ciao Papa” from “Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio” (Netflix) — Alexandre Desplat, Roeban Katz, Guillermo del Toro 

“Hold My Hand” from “Top Gun: Maverick” (Paramount Pictures) — Lady Gaga, BloodPop, Benjamin Rice

“Lift Me Up” from “Black Panther: Wakanda Forever” (Marvel Studios) — Tems, Ludwig Göransson, Rihanna, Ryan Coogler 

“Naatu Naatu” from “RRR” (Variance Films) — Kala Bhairava, M. M. Keeravani, Rahul Sipligunj 

Best Motion Picture, Animated

“Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio” (Netflix) 

“Inu-Oh” (GKIDS) 

“Marcel the Shell With Shoes On” (A24) 

“Puss in Boots: The Last Wish” (DreamWorks Animation) 

“Turning Red” (Pixar) 

Thursday, December 08, 2022

Christmas: The Smurfs' Christmas Special

Christmas   The Flashback 




           Ah yes, "The Smurfs" and of course they have Christmas media, why wouldn't they have Christmas media? Don't be silly! This special is part of the 1980's series also known as "The Smurfs"  based on the character by Peyo.  This series and special were produced by Hanna and Barbera (the kings of animation) for NBC and aired on December 13, 1982.  So today, let's take look at this special. 

              The smurfs are preparing for Christmas (because otherwise, we wouldn't be writing about this for Christmas.)  Meanwhile, it cuts to old man talking to his grandchildren about Santa Claus. (Because Christmas)   Gargamel doesn't like Christmas (because duh) and is annoyed that the smurfs are celebrating instead being in his stomach or whatever he wants to do with them.  He finds a plot device in a book and wants to make them suffer for Christmas. (The gift you get smurfs who have everything) 
Purple Book? That's why it didn't work /Copyright H&B 


            Meanwhile, there's some weird guy in a cloak being weird.  Gargamel is going on with his evil plan of evil.  That happy grandfather and grand children crash and the kids go a house, this ends up being Gargamel's house. They ask him for help. Garagmel makes them cry.  A man , who seems to be the kids' uncle is worried that they haven't shown up.  The kids are named  William and Guinevere ,just to be sure. So they leave the angry man and go find someone else for help.   I'm waiting for these plots to collide. (I'm not) 
          
Help us, strange man!/ Copyright H&B 

           Garagmel has hard time thinking about destroying the smurfs (couldn't he just step on them? I mean he is a giant compared to them, oh well) while the man with the purple cloak just walks inside Garagmel's house. (No wonder he's grumpy)  He says he can give him the power to destroy the smurfs, in exchange for the children, because revenge, saying that their uncle bothers his evilness. (I guess that's a reason)  Garagmel agrees because smurfs. 
Someone more evil than Garagmel/Copyright H&B



         More after the Jump

Thursday, December 01, 2022

Christmas: Pinocchio's Christmas

Christmas 



            Rankin Bass and Pinocchio do have a slight history together. In 1960, there was a stop motion series called "The New Adventures of Pinocchio" which was produced by the company  with Dentsu Studios  in Japan. It wasn't just that, this was the first thing Rankin and Bass made under their "Animagic" stop motion animation technique.  The series had 130 chapters of 5 minutes each, and they made up the episodes of the series making 5 "chapters" each episode to make 25 minutes slots. Rankin-Bass coming back to this in their third to  last stop-motion special makes it feel like a homecoming. 

            Most people associate the character with Disney, because of the highly popular animated movie from the 1940's, though most also know where Disney got the story from. The one thing he's not really associated with is Christmas though. Hey, it works to makes it where it gives you a seasonal reason to watch it and something something.  Another thing is that it is interesting to see how this company's take on the character is, compared to the Disney one. 

        This special first aired on December 3, 1980 on ABC (America's favorite network). It was written by Romeo Muller , like the other specials, music once again by Maury Laws,  Voices like  Paul Frees show up.  How does Pinocchio translate into Christmas? 
This snow doesn't feel very real/ Copyright Warner

     The special takes the basic ideas from the story like Pinocchio wants to be a real human child instead of being made of wood.  The medium this special is presented in, does give him a wooden marionette like look , which is a nice detail. 

        This special is kind of interesting from the sense that there's no narrator or host like most of the other specials, this one breaks away from that and just has the story presented to us the viewer. It starts with Pinocchio, voiced by Todd Porter  (whom you might  know from Starstuff if you're from the Philadelphia area, who is wondering why it's snowing and why a giant tree is being hoisted in the town.  Geppetto, voiced by George S. Iriving in a return to Rankin Bass specials after being Heat Mister, explains to the boy (we're using this word because yeah) that it's snow and Christmas is coming.  Pinocchio being new never heard of Christmas.   (good thing they don't tell the trees) 
Now, Pinocchio, just stand there for the season and hold up the wreath/ Copyright Warner 


   
      Yes, Pinocchio is already alive at the start of the special, yeah it's straight in there which isn't bad, just something to note.  This is also good way to show Pinocchio's naïveté since he's not aware of much of the world which helps what happens to his character through out the special. There's Fox and Cat, so the strangest thing in the town isn't the living toy. Fox, is the leader of the two, Cat plays a dimwitted sidekick. Fox wants Pinocchio because he's the only living marionette and  wants to sell him to some rich guy, any rich guy because money.  (Look kids, I bought a living marionette from the local talking fox, as one does)  Back to them later.
Which one is Fox and which one is Cat?  The answer won't surprise you/ Copyright Warner


        
      I have to mention that since this is late Rankin Bass, this means this is their top notch work on stop motion animation, the look of the village is kind of comfy and really gives it a nice feeling and maybe you want to visit, though, I'm not happy with that fox and cat. The songs aren't as memorable as say earlier specials but Laws' work is still good here.  I did mention earlier, about how Pinocchio looks, it's still kind of hard to make him look too different to the other wood people, really, good if the boy wasn't wearing shorts to see how his legs looked, it'd be hard for the viewers to tell. The hair helps a little bit too, since his hair way more wood and smooth compared to other characters with more hair-like hair. 

    We see Geppetto worry about what do for Christmas gifts and the classic lament what to get someone.  Then it ends with him then realizing he doesn't have money anyway. (I'm glad his business just going great there)  He gives some boots up get some money to buy Pinocchio a gift, this being a math book. (he subtracted his money) 
   
He should have sold that wig, he's not fooling anyone / Copyright Warner

       Pinocchio's character in this special is like a young child of course. I mentioned he's kind of naïve, but kind of stubborn and does before thinking as well, or even sometimes tries to justify a wrong decision with how it's a good idea in the long run.  So, Pinocchio doesn't like school and doesn't want the math book his father bought him (I guess we're calling Geppetto, father here)  so he trades it for money. Oh yeah lying nose thing happens, it's not much but they remembered. Anyway, like I said Pinocchio thinks it was the right thing to do and justifies it by saying he's gonna buy a gift for Geppetto. 
I'm just happy to see you/ Copyright Warner 



      Fox sees that Pinocchio has money, and this sets his fox senses off.  Fox tells him that they came from Heaven and an angel spoke them and told them to tell him to plant the coins and a money tree will grow.  The boy's innocence plays into this, even though it's a trick.   Also "Knock on Wood" is one of the strongest songs in this special. 

More after the jump 

Tuesday, November 29, 2022

The CW announces Midseason Premiere Dates

The CW  TVLookWinter2023   



UPDATED ON 12/14 with CW "Super Tuesdays" Information 

        The hard part of the CW now, is that with the new ownership, nothing with the current shows are that assured, but there maybe should be some ratings hopes.   The Winchesters  will move to a new time slot returning at 9pm ET on Tuesday, January 24.   Walker returns on January 12, with the midseason premiere of its spinoff series Walker Independence.   The two All American series get their resuming on January 23.  Penn& Teller: Fool Us continues its season, with Whose Line Is It Anyway? (which is ending  On January 20. Kung Fu returns on February 8, it's 8pm Eastern lead in is still unknown. There are more dates expected.  

  UPDATED : December 14 : The return of CW's  Superman & Lois and brand new series Gotham  Knights have been set as part of a Tuesday Night line up, starting March 14, 2023. 

Here are the dates all times are ET/PT/ Saint Louis/ Denver 

Thursday, January 12

8pm  Walker (Midseason Return) 
8:30pm Walker Independence (Midseason Return) 

Saturday, January 14
8pm  Criss Angle's Magic With the Stars (Midseason Returns) 
9pm World's Funniest Animals (Midseason return) 
9:30pm World's Funniest Animals (Encore Episode)

Sunday, January 15
7-10pm  The 28th Annual Critics' Choice Awards 

Friday, January 20 
8pm Penn & Teller: Fool Us  (Midseason Return) 
9pm  Whose Line is it Anyway (Midseason Return) 
9:30pm Whose Line is it Anyway? (Encore episode) 

Monday, January 23
8pm All American (Midseason return) 
9pm  All American: Homecoming 

Tuesday, January 24 
8pm The Winchesters (Encore episode) 
9pm   The Winchesters (Midseason return) 

Wednesday, February 8 

9pm  Kung-Fu (Midseason Return) 

Saturday, February 11
8pm Masters of Illusion (Season 9 Premiere) 
8:30pm Masters of Illusion (Encore episode) 
9pm  World's Funniest Animals (Original Episode) 
9:30pm World's Funniest Animals (Encore Episode) 

Tuesday, March 14 
8pm   Superman and Lois
9pm Gotham Knights 


Press Release after the Jump 

Thursday, November 17, 2022

Christmas: The Leprechaun's Christmas Gold

Christmas  The Flashback 

    There are great debates about what a Christmas movie is, like is Die Hard a Christmas movie circulates around because society is weird. But I must wonder something here is "The Leprechaun's Christmas Gold" a Christmas special? I mean yes, it has Christmas in the title, but really is it Christmas special?
    
   That's our lookback  this time.  The Leprechaun's Christmas Gold is a special from 1981 about  Leprechauns. (gee I wonder what gave that away?)  So there's a leprechaun named Blarney Kilakilarney, he's a gold keeper and our narrator.  He is going to tell us the story of how the Chrismas gold made it back to Ireland. (Ah that old story of Irish Christmas gold)   There's  a  cabin named Dinty Doyle, his captain wanted a pine tree for Christmas and asks him to dig a random one up on an island. (that sounds sane) 
That's the power of Dawn! /Copyright Warner Brothers



      This wasn't just any pine tree he dug up, he dug up the tree and released our villain for the special a banshee, more on that; but first he finds gold! (Gold! ) Dinty finding the gold gets him slightly annoyed by Blarney showing up, he was defending the gold. Dinty finds out that Blarney hasn't spoken to his own family in 100 years.  
I haven't eaten in 100 years either/ Copyright Warner Brothers


       Blarney wants to tell Dinty why this happened, while the banshee  decides to use magic to put something in his tea. Blarney says there are two clans of Leprechauns the Kilakilarneies (like him) who mind the gold and the Clodjiggers who make shoes. (Who makes the automobiles?)  His wife was Faye a Clodgigger.  There's a song about they mine Ireland's massive gold stock at night so no one else can see it. (Because Leprechauns are rude) 


      He explains that the banshee is named Mag the Hag (yes) she brings bad luck, but if they don't get gold on Christmas day, they'll turn into tears. They aren't allowed to steal it or it won't count. (alright)  They can disguise themselves but they always have tears.  Since it was hard to convince the gold miners she tried to convince shoe makers to do it instead. His wife Faye in particular. She is tricked by the banshee in disguise. (Using the power of her love of husband) He and his wife get into argument and kicks him.  Mag the hag caused an earthquake to have where they live break off and become  an island of its own.
Loud noises! /Copyright Warner Brothers

  
       Saint Patrick shows up. (That's right no Saint Nick) Yep Saint Patrick,  and summons the hag to show up and tricks her by having her turn into tears and grows a pine tree on top of her to stop her from banshee-ing. (what?)  They could have just not given her gold and waited until to Christmas day, but alright plot writers. Dinty tells Blarney about the tree. Mag shows up the stuff she put in the tea makes a person give up stuff, and he ends up giving all his gold to Dinty. (Genious?)  

You're not Santa/ Copyright Warner Bros. 



          Dinty wants out of here, and decides to run back to his ship. But good thing Mag knows that Dinty is only a cabin boy in name, he's a man and likes ladies and she becomes a pretty lady. (that's right)  Dinty is an idiot and doesn't question how she got there.  Also because he's an idiot he told her everything. Oh there's a version of the song "Christmas in Killarnery" because I think that's why this special exists.   Like an idiot, Dinty  says the gold is this random girl he never met before, is hers. (idiot)  He realizes she the hag because duh...She makes Dinty sleep for 100 years.  



       Thanks to that, Faye and Blarney make up. Thanks to that for some reason, Saint Patrick makes a rainbow and Dinty wakes up. Because love. (what?)  The hag shows up to steal gold but Christmas morning defeats her.  Then a ship shows up so the leprechauns can take their stuff back to home in Ireland.  

           This special is weird. I'm only thinking that Christmas was used to give it an airing , I'm sure no networks were going "we need a Saint Patrick's day special" so they stuck in Christmas a plot device. I do like the creative ideas for the hag, like she can't steal gold, she has the constant tears,  and can change into different looks.   It is kind of interesting to see a Christmas environment (I think) with out snow. There's  an interesting story here, it's just is odd.  


         I don't know why the hag needs be defeated, as much as couldn't they just take the gold get boat and go back to Ireland, I don't know. They only say she's bad luck but don't show why she is bad luck, they make her annoying but not like she's  hurting their shoe business or gold mining. They could have shown what she does that's bad luck. Splitting the island doesn't count, it was rude but not bad luck. 
Why do the leprechauns need the gold, they make it into stuff like bowls and things, but what are doing with it? It doesn't help make shoes, what are they doing with the shoes? Do they just sell them to the gold mining half? What? I don't know. Her spell was easily destroyed by love and Saint Patrick, so I don't know. At least, they weren't trying to fill 47 minutes.   It's an odd special, that you should check out for oddness, and it is not unwatchable.   Still not sure it's like Christmas though.

   Anyway, tune in next time when get gold , sweet gold!