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NETWORK TV Fall 2024
It's that time of year again! The networks are releasing their fall line ups
ABC has announced their fall schedule .
The Middle is making a move to Tuesdays same time slot as it currently holds on Wednesdays this is the first move for the show. They are launching 5 new shows in the fall : a legal Drama "Conviction" , "Notorious", Designated Survivor. New Comedy of "American Housewife" and Speechless. "Speehchless" will be surrounded by ABC veteran shows on Wednesdays. Also Tuesday will be 2 hours of comedy, giving ABC 5 hours of comedy a week. "Agents of S.H.I.E.D " is moving to 10PMET on Tuesdays , it has been a weak ABC performer,
New Shows in Blue highlight and all times ET/PT
Monday
8 p.m. “Dancing With the Stars” 10 p.m. “Conviction”
Tuesday
8 p.m. “The Middle” (new timeslot) 8:30 p.m. “American Housewife” 9 p.m. “Fresh Off the Boat” (new timeslot) 9:30 p.m. “The Real O’Neals” (new timeslot) 10 p.m. “Agents of SHIELD” (new timeslot)
Wednesday
8 p.m. “The Goldbergs” (new timeslot) 8:30 p.m. “Speechless” 9 p.m. “Modern Family” 9:30 p.m. “Black-ish” 10 p.m. “Designated Survivor”
Thursday
8 p.m. “Grey’s Anatomy” 9 p.m. “Notorious” 10 p.m. “How to Get Away with Murder”
FOX has announced their fall line up for the new TV season. Following in NBC's footsteps from their upfront they are only premiering 3 new series in the fall holding others to the mid season. This is also the first year since 2001 without American Idol in any midseason list. The new series are : "Lethal Weapon" , "The Exorcist" , and "Son of Zorn". There will be a special presentation of "Rocky Horror Picture Show" in October. There will be 8 new series and a return of "Prison Break" in the winter Fox has the superbowl next year and after that they will be premiering "24 Legacy"
Here is the new schedule
new series highlighted in Blue.
all times ET/PT
FALL
Monday
8 p.m. “Gotham”
9 p.m. “Lucifer”
Tuesday
8 p.m. “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” (new timeslot)
8:30 p.m. “New Girl” (new timeslot)
9 p.m. “Scream Queens”
Wednesday
8 p.m. “Lethal Weapon”
9 p.m. “Empire”
Thursday
8 p.m. “Rosewood” (new timeslot)
9 p.m. “Bones” (final season)
Friday
8 p.m. “Hell’s Kitchen”
9 p.m. “The Exorcist”
Saturday
7 p.m./4 PT: FOX College Football
Sunday
7 p.m. NFL on FOX
7:30 p.m. “The OT”/”Bob’s Burgers”
8 p.m. “The Simpsons”
8:30 p.m. “Son of Zorn”
9 p.m. “Family Guy”
9:30 p.m. “The Last Man on Earth”
NBC has announced their fall line up for the 2016-17 season, Sunday.
One thing you will notice is they are only adding 3 new series this season : “Timeless,” “This Is Us” and “The Good Place". The rest are coming at midseason: Chicago Justice,” “The Blacklist: Redemption,” “Midnight, Texas,” “Emerald City” and “Taken” “Great News,” “Powerless” and “Trial & Error.”
NBC has moved "Blindspot" to Wednesdays taking the old "Mysteries of Laura Slot" Comedies are back on Thursdays. "Chicago Med" and "Blindspot" round out the rest of Thursdays.
Here is a look at their line up :
all times are ET/PT
all new shows in blue
Monday
8 p.m. “The Voice”
10 p.m. “Timeless”
Tuesday
8 p.m. “The Voice”
9 p.m. “This Is Us”
10 p.m. “Chicago Fire”
Classic TV network, Antenna TV will be airing marathons of series on their channel , all summer long. The marathons will air Saturdays 1PMET to 10PMET.
June 4th : Webster
June 11th : Sabrina the Teenage Witch June 18th : Mr.Belvedere
June 25th : Mork& Mindy
July 2nd: Barney Miller
July 9th : The Partridge Family
July 16th : Bewitched
July 23rd: I Dream of Jeannie
July 30th: Green Acres
August 6th : Good Times
August 13th : The Jeffersons
August 20th : Newhart
August 27th: Small Wonder
September 3rd: Doogie Howser.
We've written about the now former TV company , DIC, and one their famous series , Inspector Gadget. Well, we have done some more digging and found more Inspector Gadget related stuff, and that is what we are going to review today.
Ha ha Ha Ha, No. Really No.
What we are reviewing is a technical, sequel to the original 80's series (with noticeable lack of not being that 1999 film) called Gadget and the Gadgetinis. (With a noticeable lack of the word , inspector) Developed by DIC, Fox Kids Europe and slew of others, there was even the original creator of the Inspector Gadget involved in this series , Jean Chalopin, (The Creator of DIC) This was a 2001 series that ran a couple seasons. Things have changed for ole Gadget , first he is no longer an inspector. (well finally they ...) He is now a Lieutenant (what?!) the dog Brain has left the because apparently working for Gadget was too much work for him. The Show takes place about 2 years after the original ,so Penny , his niece, is still there she's 12 now. She also built the replacements for Brain. We found out later in the series that Brain jumps at the mention of the word gadget (Brain Jumps) oh he can talk. Now this will explain what we mean by Gagetinis, (which is not a martini for Gaget) they are two robots named Fidget and Digit. In the main series , you recall that Penny was the instrument in Gadget's able to stop whatever crimes are going on. Though she doesn't follow him around as much , as she stays at home able to use the robots instead.
Robots...taking the jobs of dogs now.../copyright DHX
Gadget now works for an organization called World Organization of Mega Powers or WOMP if you like. There is a new superior named Colonel Nozzaire , who doesn't seem to like Gadget much because well he's Gadget. The leader of WOMP is called General Sir (because names are hard) and he is oblivious to any of Gadget's lack of awareness. The rest of the series follows the formula of Gadget going to stop M.A.D agents of Doctor Claw, though unlike the first series not every episodes has to do with claw.
Gadget had some work done../copyright DHX
Apparently so did Penny /copyright DHX
The show was pretty much goofy and had the element of the original series ,where Penny was going all the under work , unknown to anybody else, including her uncle. Gadget was still bumbling but not well (see 1999 movie for any words , wait don't see that movie). Probably due to having the creator involved or something it had some of the spirit of the original series ,so it's enjoyable.
That's our lookback ... (yes it's short) Tune in next time.... there's a little fun after the Jump
WAIT! Before you say hey wait a minute! This is holiday special , and you said you aren't doing holiday specials! (Unless you don't care then well I am sad) Well , we have made an exception on the fact that this special turned 40 this year, also it's not really aired on TV every year , and it's a special with Rerun in it , I like Rerun, it's his first Peanuts special. (Plus , we won't do this often ,this is very special exception)
It's Arbor Day ,Charlie Brown came out in March of 1976, on CBS (well of course) , it was the last special with music originally made for it by Vince Guaraldi , he passed away after soundtrack was completed.
Our special starts with Rerun doing his classic riding on the back of his Mom's bicycle ,and we get our first mention of Arbor Day. (This special is obviously trying to get that Arbor day cash grab) We have Sally wondering what Arbor Day is , after getting it wrong presenting it to her class as a day for ships to come to shore. Snoopy and Woodstock get kicked of the Library for being annoying. Appreantly , Linus mentions that Arbor day doesn't have a set day ,each state has their own date (Really?!) and Arbor Day is for Trees. In speaking of Trees, Charlie Brown and Peppermint Patty are talking to each other under a tree, where she wants him to explain love, but after that mess , it's baseball talk. ( Darn radio station format flips are so flippy these days)
Peppermint's team plays Charlie Brown's team 12 times this season ( He also has to worry about the Brewers) .
Woah what are they going to do to Lucy? /Copyright Peanuts
Sally, Linus, Snoopy, Woodstock , and Lucy decide to plant some trees ...at Charlie Brown's baseball field. Linus tries to stop them but well you know. At coincidental timing Peppermint Patty calls Charlie Brown that the field should be ready. Lucy stops by says she is working on it, not letting Linus tell him what they are doing. Lucy goes on with her plan. (You know maybe it's on purpose . A plot against CB) Also a bunch of the other Peanuts kids help , and Linus is too , but then again Lucy is scary. Charlie Brown preps his game plans without knowing what happened to his field. Then of course he sees it full of trees and flowers and looking more like a garden than a place to play baseball.
uhh the Diamondbacks really changed/ Copyright Peanuts
Charlie Brown is un happy (naturally) ,Peppermint Patty and her team come over as they were set to play each other. She seems angrier about it than Charlie Brown , but decides to play anyway making the best of it. (uhh anger is short?) The game goes on while they all try to work around the vegetation. Charlie asks for a homerun, and this makes Lucy ask what he would give for one. Schroederchimes in that if Lucy makes a home run ,then he would "meet her at Home plate and give her a big kiss". Guess What? She does! (Now she and Schroder are married and have 5 kids. go make that fanfiction do it!) She decides to not take the kiss though.
This is my kissing face/ copyright Peanuts
Marice hits the ball out of the park and it's caught by Rerun as he was riding with his mother on her bike.( Go Rerun!) Charlie Brown's team is doing well with help of the shrubbery. (well that's a sentence) Rain comes and stops the game , but Charlie Brown finds out they are defacto winners(woo defacto).
Well that's the special... for umm Arbor Day, though really it is funny to see how Shrubbery can help. It make a be a certain taste to like this special , it's otherwise tame and really it's in true Charlie Brown style that rain would come but it gives him an olive branch of defacto victory. It was funny to have a Schroeder almost kiss Lucy but then we never get it. (This special is like trying to cross lines in peanuts standards but still going back Lucy was her normal self ,but it played well. Rerun was only in few little segments but they were a great TV special intro.
Tune in next time when talk about a Peanuts special about about Tax Day.
Commercials , oh poor fellows people don't want to watch anymore , and sometimes they can be more interesting than the show they are taking the place of. (Maybe you should change the channel?) They can be disturbing, funny, sad, off putting, annoying, evil , happy, blah, lawyery, or confusing. (Yes , off putting doesn't have to be annoying) Joshuaonline , is trying out style of blog post, the ones about the things between the programs we talk about. Let's get started.
But First These Messages...
Do you like Beer? Do you like Shampoo? Do you have the urge to drink your shampoo? This could be the start of a commercial for medication. (Ask your doctor first) But nope ... we are taking about something from the 70's Beer-Enriched shampoo. ( I think the person who thought of this , had beer at work , didn't want to get caught drinking so he poured into the Shampoo mix and made this up)
Here's our commercial: (youtube, please don't pull the video, because it would make us look insane)
I am worried that the lady says "but don't drink it" when referring to the shampoo, yes it has beer in it ,but it also has some soap in there, so it's going to taste bad , even more than just beer. (we went there)
This was made by Bristol-Myers Squibb , I guess beer has some hair cleaning qualities, they don't make it anymore... so maybe it didn't work out.
Coming Up... that one thing you like might not like you , but first these messages
First watch the commercial (we'll wait.)
27 seconds later... unless you hit replay or looped it.
This commercial , let's see hair , it's long and the music ( it must be the 90's) .We see this long hair for awhile it's the star, but then there's the twist.
Ha Ha Ha you thought ... but no it's a dog .... also it gets mean there. "Beautiful hair like this can never be yours" then it reveals a dog that has better hair than you or us.
"Yeah , I look good, Woof" /youtube
Just be happy your dog will look good, the commercial did a good job at least making you pay attention to it, you know for something your dog will just ruin in 10 minutes anyway. ( Dogs don't stay clean long ... it's the law of physics)
And that's it for Hearldson , the World Series will be back for the 8th inning , but first these messages...
The Big Bad wolf has gone into sales (in his defense , hunting Grandmas doesn't put ... Grandmas on the table)
Wait , the Wolf asking a question about where you are going is a silly question, what's he supposed to ask ? When it's shampoo he takes a great interest. Yes Shampoo brand Shampoo does suck , it doesn't even have beer in it. The Big Bad Wolf has gone honest?
Grandma's House ? What is she running a B&B and needs a sign to it, is she the only Grandma?
Meanwhile ...
Grandma looks angry , also what I am looking at?
The moral of the story is... Wolves like well shampooed hair. Also jingles are great. TV commercials don't make creative jingles much anymore ... they just use a pop song and modify it maybe.
Well anyway that's our commercial break... now go buy some shampoo , and get some for the dog, maybe the cat (meeeeow,) nevermind.
Now back to your program.
If you liked this , tell us in comments,maybe we will do more.
Classic movies TV network, GET TV, will be adding classic TV shows to it's line up as well as still airing classic movies. The programming will be divided by blocks of Comedy, Westerns, and Action/Crime. Airing weekdays from 7AMET to 8PMET. This begins May 2nd.
Weekdays
Comedy Block
7AMET The Thin Man
7:35am The Jimmy Stewart Show
8:15am Nanny and The Professor
8:50amet The Ghost and Mrs, Muir
Westerns
9:30amet A Man Called Shenandoah
10:05amet The Restless Gun
10:45am Laredo
Action/Crime
12PMET Tour of Duty
1PMET S.W.A.T
2PMET Airwolf
3pmet Ripetide
4PMET Hardcastle and Mccormick
5PMET The Equalizer
6pmet In the Heat of the Night
