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NETWORK TV Fall 2024

It's that time of year again! The networks are releasing their fall line ups


Fall Line up: FOX NBC CBS ABC The CW

Monday, May 11, 2020

FOX announces Fall 2020 line up

FOX TVLookFall 2020  




       Due to the virus, networks are making decisions on how to start their fall line ups  FOX has apparently found a way to continue.  Most of the programming FOX has put on the air has been either already made or can be done with fluidity.  (like animation)  They have also picked up a series from  Spectrum Cable , "L,A's Finest" . Two dramas were mid season series they were pushed to fill in the gaps instead.  That's NeXt and Filthy Rich.   "The Masked Singer" might be up for contention unless it can be taped over the summer.    Here is their  fall line up


     All Times ET/PT unless otherwise noted, new series are highlighted in Blue 

Monday 
8pm   L.A'S Finest  (network television debut) 
9pm   NeXt 


Tuesday 
8PM  Cosmos: Possible Worlds 
9PM   Filthy Rich 


Wednesday 
8PM  The Masked Singer 
9PM   Masterchef Junior 

Thursday 
7:30P/4:30PT  FOX NFL Thursday 
8PM /5PT   GMC Kick off Show 
8:20 PM/5:20PT   Thursday Night Football 

Friday 
8PM WWE Friday Night Smackdown 

Saturday
7-10:30PM Fox Sports Saturday 

Sunday 
7-7:30  NFL ON FOX 
7:30   The OT 
8pm  The Simpsons 
8:30pm   Bless the Harts 
9PM  Bob's Burgers 
9:30pm   Family Guy 


 For  Midseason:  There's  the return of "9-1-1"  , 9-1-1: Lone Star",  new series "Call Me Kat","The Great North"  and  "Housebroken" . "Duncanville", "Gordon Ramsay's  Hell's Kitchen" , and Beat Shazam" return. 

Details / Press release after the jump 

Thursday, May 07, 2020

Short Lived Series : It's Your Move

The Flashback 




      Time to get things in order on this site,  and back to one of bread and butter topics , that being short-lived TV series.  TV series that didn't get the chance to last longer than a few episodes or a season.

         "Married with Children" was one of the first series introduced when the launch of the Fox network it's subversiveness to other TV shows with families on it gave it a jump and a little spark to continue for a long time.  It was created by  Ron Leavitt and Michael G. Moye, but that wasn't the duo's first series, and that brings us to this short-lived NBC series from 1984. "It's Your Move"

            The idea of a series being subversive leads into what this series also was aiming at as well.   The main character of this series is played by Jason Bateman, who had some previous work on "Silver Spoons" and proved popular enough to be in his own series. That character was Matthew Burton  a 14-year-old high school student who is a  scam artist. (Aww starting off young)  Kind of interesting to give a character with that characteristic as a lead. Usually, these kind of characters were "sidekicks" or background characters or something used to give our main characters someone to lead them astray to learn a lesson.  Read: Eddie Haskell of "Leave it To Beaver".    Nowadays, you could have series leads be this kind of character but it was more unheard of back then.

           In speaking of "Married with Children" (ding)  a familiar face  to viewers of the show will see someone in this show Steve ! Or his actor David Garrison, who is in this series, mentioning more about this later.
 

      The best place to start for this series is the beginning.  After the jump we talk about some episodes , starting with episode 1.

Tuesday, May 05, 2020

The Last Episode: Sabrina The Teenage Witch: The End of an Era

The Flashback 





       I haven't done this feature in a couple years, a look at final episodes of TV shows to give a little insight on how they ended, rather it be big, normal, whimper, strangely, and anything in between.   Today, I'm writing about the 1996 series "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" one of my favorite sitcoms. One thing about this show is that it has two different series finales.   The one we are talking about is the one from season 4.  in 2000 , ABC had decided to let the series end, but the WB network decided to renew it and well this became the season 4 finale instead. 

         This episode is called "The End of an Era" get it? It first aired on May 5, 2000.

             This episode takes place at the last days of High School for Sabrina as she's looking forward to graduating. You can see why this would be a good point for to have the  series finale. An arc for the season has been  Harvey having problems with Sabrina's boss, Josh, as the college guy might also have a crush on Sabrina.   She decides the best thing to do is use a spell to get Harvey and Josh to be friends. (Put this in the what could go wrong? Category) As with how this show works, this spell will not end well.
mmm breaking bread for peace/ Copyright CBS 

         There is also some background plots with  the aunts, Hilda and Zelda, feeling bad that Sabrina is about to go to college because they'll be alone.  Salem, the cat, thinks the aunts want to get rid of him. A common misunderstanding plot thing going on there.

           The bread spell didn't work as Josh and Harvey became to friendly and were ignoring Sabrina so, she ends it and Harvey says that if Sabrina doesn't quit the coffee shop then their relationship is over.   Salem tries to figure out a way to not get kicked out of the house. Sabrina tries another spell to help her figure out how pick a boyfriend by having them compete in an obstacle course. (By picking which one doesn't die, like those odds)    The end of the game is one them has to save Sabrina from quick sand (this game is weird)

Circles in the sand/Copyright CBS

 
            Salem's plan doesn't go to well, since he bought an expensive meal for Hilda and Zelda. Also the random like not really a plot line of Willard, the school principal, suing Hilda and Zelda was resolved. Salem figures out that they aren't kicking him out of the house.  Salem does hit Mr.Kraft with a car, though. The main thing of this episode is that Harvey's spell quota is up and he figures out that she is a witch.  (whoa)
Witch! 


       That's kind of how the episode just ends with the ending scene being Salem complaining from a dog house.

       This episode feels like part of it was made for the promo, like ABC even spoils it that Harvey figures out she's a witch.

          


     The whole promo gives an impression you are going to get a great impressive series finale with action and secrets revealed.  The finale episode doesn't really have the finale feeling, I'm guessing they were expecting to go on and the show was renewed by the WB network.  The WB didn't want the show to be more mature and changed up many of the writers and staff, Harvey's actor didn't even show up in the 5th season (he does come back later)  and they had Sabrina and Harvey break up "over the summer" The episode doesn't have that finale feeling, it could have aired in the middle of the season and there would have been no change, minus we could have gotten more with the  Harvey and Sabrina plot.

      Most of the episode felt cluttered with the Salem plot and Mr. Kraft, the aunts and the idea of them being sad Sabrina will be leaving soon only lasts for awhile.  Even, the Sabrina, Josh,and Harvey triangle didn't get solved.   So, it's not really a good series finale, the other one is better, which I may get to one day.   It wasn't a bad Sabrina episode, just not the best to go out with.


      That's it for now , now to tell people I'm not a witch!  Tune in next time.

Monday, May 04, 2020

But First These Messages: Meow Mix

But First These Messages 


      Meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow  (meow meow?)  meow meow meow meow meow meow.  Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

  Alright, that's enough of that... this time cats like food, (I mean they need it but won't mess up where this is going)  and of course there's only one food they ask for by name and that's  Charles Hammer. Or Meox Mix get it? because cat's meow.  Well anyway, we figure out that yes today's going to the cats. 


           But First These Messages....


  I was watching television and saw this

      
        Better than all the current pop music (yeah! Send your hate mail , I love it!  mychiller@gmx.com or hate tweets )

Meow 


                 Anyway, and I was wondering, I haven't heard the Meow Mix jingle on TV in sometime,  it's so rememberable where it's stuck in your head so long after or that's just me.

           
         
          Better than most current country music.  (Playing with fire in this post!)


             
This cat better have a bar license! 

    
Meow after the jump where you'll land on your feet 

Friday, April 10, 2020

The Lookback: Here Comes Peter Cottontail

Easter  The Flashback 



      Yes, I have done the Rankin Bass Easter themed specials out of order, meaning the third and final post related to their Easter specials is about their first one.  So we look at "Here Comes Peter Cottontail".  This special first aired on ABC on April 4th 1971, (funny enough ABC ends up with two Rankin Bass Easter specials).

     This special has Danny Kaye who you might know from "White Christmas", the movie with Bing Crosby,  he voices a few characters including the narrator named Seymour S. Sassafras, he's  salesman who is in April valley (what happens if Easter is in March?) and is going to see Peter Cottontail to give him colors to paint Easter eggs.  That's right we don't know who that is, good thing  Seymour is going to tell us , right? (I'm going home)
He's a very dapper dresser/ Copyright Rankin Bass and Universal 

          April Valley is where Easter Bunnies live and work, so apparently in this world there's more than one, Easter Bunny, alright.  Peter Cottontail is the chief Bunny, also apparently we are going to be finding out how he almost lost the job. (Budget cuts?) There's an evil rabbit named Irontail  who almost became the Easter Bunny. (You gave him the name Irontail, what do you expect?)

   
          So apparently, the job of Easter Bunny is passed down (like a monarchy!)  like there was Wellington B. Bunny and he has to find a new successor and thinks Peter Cottontail might be a good one for the job. His assistant doesn't like this idea because Peter is boastful and sometimes lies. (like a monarchy!) Every time Peter lies his left ear droops, because sure.  Because this is a Rankin-Bass special, that means we get songs!  The first song is Wellington singing about every Easter Bunny needing to be ready for Easter. (Sung by Danny Kaye, because they got Danny Kaye and they are going to use him!)
I'm not your father/ Copyright Universal 

          We need our villain, and that's Irontail, he's called that because a child ran over his tail (how that work, don't bunnies have short tails?)  and he wears iron one. (Why?)  Anyway they got Vincent Price to voice him, because the casting people were awesome, good work guys!  Irontail is mad at all children because of this. (perfectly reasonable response)
My insurance said either iron or rubber and well... /Copyright Universal 


          Peter is made Chief Easter Bunny, until Irontail comes in with the Constitution of April Valley. (Like a Monarchy!)   We need plot for this special so, he we go; January (that's Irontial) wants to challenge for the Easter Bunny job for who gets the most eggs delivered to be the next E.B.  Peter accepts.  Anyway because Peter is cocky, he has a big party instead of sleeping and getting ready for the next day. Irontail also does some cheating. Thanks to I.T rigging the chicken alarm clock (what?) Peter sleeps in.  Irontail tries to deliver eggs but children apparently don't like iron-tailed bunnies (because children are rude) but, he does give one egg and that's  one more than Peter did so, Irontail is new Easter Bunny, special over!

Oh no! He's killing a flower, he's evil!/ Copyright Universal 

    More after the jump

Thursday, March 12, 2020

DCOM: The Luck of the Irish

Dcom  The Flashback 





       Saint Patrick's Day seems to be dead in the TV marketing department, there really aren't  any Saint Patrick's day specials, I mean, Charlie Brown has an Arbor Day special but no Saint Patrick's day!  Disney Channel decided at least , once, to have a Saint Patrick's day related piece of media. The  movie isn't  about Saint Patrick's  Day, but they air it around Saint Patrick's day so, that's how that works.  Plus, since when this is published, we are also looking at Friday the 13th which is connected to Luck so we are trying to kill two birds with one stone.

      This movie first came out in March of 2001 on Disney Channel. It stars Ryan Merriman, who showed up on Disney Channel Original movies before and after like "Smart House" and "A Ring of  Endless Light". There's also  Timothy Omundson, whom you may know from "Psych" as "Lassie" but but, where's my "Judging Amy" gang?  It also stars the late Henry Gibson.

 
        Let's  get started.   Our main character (played by Merriman) is middle school student named Kyle Johnson, he's a popular basketball player at his school. (Because this seems to be a Disney Channel early days go to sport, also it's funny the same actor played a kid who also later plays basketball in "Smart House".  The school is doing a heritage day thing that Kyle is worried about and he also asks his parents where his family is from, like their heritage. His father says they moved from Cleveland. ( This movie makes you want to think these two parents are serial killers on the hide from the law and or kidnappers of Kyle)  There's also the plot device, lucky coin, more on that later.
I'm also confused 


          First, the movie wants us to watch a basketball game, because it has time for this.  Kyle seems to have luckiness to him, he's a good basketball player, popular, the girls want him (probably some guys do to)  and yeah.   Meanwhile, there's another important character for this movie her name is Bonnie Lopez, she's in charge of the heritage day committee. She wonders about Kyle's , remember he doesn't know. (Maybe he's french; I wish the title of the movie would tell me)
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         Movie likes to show that Kyle has weird dumb luck just to make a point. Also, they want to show the mom makes weird food, this is contrast for later.  Kyle presses his parents to figure out his heritage, but they still seem like they are serial killers. (I'm uncomfortable)  This part of the movie is one music change from being a horror film.
He's one step from taking Kyle out/ Copyright Disney 


            Kyle decides to use the 2001 internet to see if he figure out his heritage and family. Bonnie helps him figure it out.  He also doesn't know his mother's maiden name , which means he makes it harder for identity thieves.  We are pressing hard on his mother's side now because it's important. So far the movie is not doing anything that's not important for it's plot, they are either doing some tight writing or I'm over thinking.   He finds out his father's real name is Bob Smith (I'm calling the police) really making me think he's a serial killer, or hit man or something. Also, maybe the lucky charm coin is lucky.
My father had a very boring name/ Copyright Disney 


         Meanwhile, the coin has a match to something he has on his coin and yes he might be Irish. What? Irish? no way? It's not like the title would say anything about that. Meanwhile, Irish stuff.  Meanwhile, Henry Gibson and makes this movie even more fun with his presence!  Remember his shoe symbol, that's important.  Also, obvious CGI is obvious.
He's not CGI. Copyright Disney 


more after the jump

Thursday, March 05, 2020

But First These Messages: Mazda 100

But first these messages 


        Did you know Mazda has turned 100 years old this year?  Well, we have decided to use that as a way just do some Mazda commercials as a future for this edition of "But first these Messages". Let's go find our perfect Mazda. 

            Not paid for by Mazda, I mean that'd be cool if Mazda did but, they didn't, we are just doing this for fun. 

        But First these messages... 
       

        This is an ad from Japan for the Mazda Cosmo.

I'm sure this car could fit all 5 of these ladies... 

I don't speak Japanese, so all I know is that they are promoting a car with the international language of  sexy ladies, I guess.


             

             The Mazda GLC, that's the name of this car in North America, stands for Great Little Car.  That name alone sells it.!

            You know, I really am not completely  sold on this car I need...
           
 Oh my god! I has whitewall tires!!!!!!!!! I'm buying it!!!!!!!! Yes!

There is only one phrase that Mazda has implanted into my face and brain  subconscious and it's so simple and yet it's the first thing I think of with Mazda. I see a Mazda on the road I think of this.   
           
            ZOOM ZOOM

               In 2000, Mazda introduced a new slogan called "Zoom Zoom" using a song from 1994 song called "Zoom, Zoom, Zoom" The whole commercial is saying that we as humans have this inherent urge to move and Mazda is part of the urge to go!   I guess, that's what they are saying.

             
              Get it!  Protegé , teacher , I do !!!

                       This is commercial is like we are trying to make a boring sedan seem cool, so yeah it's learned it's tricks from a sports car. Also, look at this we are showing these two cars on a high rock that's cool!

Good, we finally found a parking spot. 



          
           Try trick, show us the cars, the guys aren't talking about cars, but yet they are talking about the cars.  Also zoom zoom kid is heard not seen, but the song lives.

This dog is living the Mazda life, a life you can have if  you buy a Mazda



After a decade and a half of service, Mazda took out the old Zoom Zoom tagline and sent it to the farm.  They instead went for a slogan that makes me feel like they are going to be selling Mazda brand bottled water. 



 Much like the zoom zoom idea, this tagline has a similar idea that you will feel freedom and "feel alive" while driving a Mazda.  They are expressing humans doing activities and being alive while saying your Mazda will get you to those places and you'll be living.

Whoa it's smooth and shiny , that's the future, I feel alive! 


more after the jump

Tuesday, February 25, 2020

It's a Lookback, Charlie Brown: She's a Good Skate, Charllie Brown (Re-write edition)

Peanuts  The Flashback 


           So, I have written about this special  before, but I feel  since this special is turning 40 in 2020, and I have more thoughts and insights into special, that I'd do a rewrite. Keeping the old post up, but doing something a little updated and what I hope is a better look than the old one, it's always good to try and improve on something.

          Peppermint Patty is probably one of more interesting Peanuts characters because she stood out as a character with a lot character.  I always heard this rumor that Peppermint Patty was considered for her own strip, if anything, she would be a character that could hold a strip.

     "She's a Good Skate, Charlie Brown" is the 19th Special in the Peanuts line of specials, it's first of the 1980's specials coming out on February 25th 1980 airing on the CBS network. (Charlie Brown station) As of this writing, it makes yearly appearances on ABC with "Happy New Year, Charlie Brown" as a lead-in.

       This special starts Peppermint Patty. You will only see her, Marcie, Snoopy. and Woodstock in prominence. Can Peppermint Patty hold an entire special?

   
       It starts with Peppermint Patty ice skating while, being coached by Snoopy who acts like an old Soviet ice skating coach. Then after the intro, it has the familiar,from the strips, Peppermint Patty being asleep in class. Also, there's a voice for the teacher and it's trumpets it's actual woman's voice, so this a rarity.  The reason why Peppermint Patty is dozing off is because she's been waking up at 4:30AM to train for ice skating. (That is early, like even local news shouldn't be on that early early)
Sandals in  the snow, how brave/ Copyright Peanuts 



            Hey there's Chuck, she wakes up him just to tell him that she's going to wake up Snoopy, tells him to go back to sleep.   I'm pointing this out now, ABC air this differently, like really differently. They start with a scene later on that'll point out, then show the title, then they cut the part where Peppermint wakes up Chuck and just goes straight into her waking up Snoopy and bringing him to the pond to practice  They cut almost of the stuff I mentioned above, then show her practicing to the music of "O mio babbino caro" (It was my Best Birthday Ever, Charlie Brown will later use this piece of music) This part is where we come back together with ABC's airing.    One of the cool things about special's animation is the ice skating.  They asked professional skaters if everything they did was accurate before they finished the special. The main goal was to have it be believable that Peppermint Patty would be ice skating in a regional competition.  They filmed three skaters : Mary Ellen Kinsey, Amy Schulz, and Karen Hutton and studied the results frame by frame.  This shows the great care and attention that went into Peanuts specials and respect for the audience, I love this fact.   (my source)

She is a good skate/ Copyright Peanuts



            Up next,  some skaters show up and want to ride play hockey they want to force Peppermint Patty and Snoopy off , but these two knock them with two pushes and Snoopy just scoops them off the ice. (Don't mess with these two, ever!)   This part is where ABC starts their airing with more Peppermint Patty practicing with the music and Marcie there this time. ( Watch this post be weird f the specials change networks and that network airs this unedited.)



 
         Peppermint Patty wants Marcie to make her skating dress, and in true Peppermint Patty fashion she doesn't listen to Marcie saying that she's not someone who can make a dress. (I'm not going to mention every ABC edit because that bogs down everything)  It's interesting to hear them use a woman's voice for the fabric store woman as well, that's a little wow.   After a quick moon transition, peppermint Patty shows up to look at the dress. Marcie made one with out arms (it's hip in some countries)
                                    
                                        Fashion trend of the future/ Copyright Peanuts


more after the jump