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Tuesday, May 11, 2021

Short Lived Series: Mr. and Mrs. Smith (1996)

The Lookback  




           Finally back to one of our favorite topics, random obscure shows that didn't last long.  This time, we are looking at "Mr. & Mrs. Smith"  from 1996.  That's right there's a series called "Mr. & Mrs. Smith"  that first aired on CBS on September 20, 1996 and ran for the long time of just over a month.  It has 13 episodes.    I don't think this series is based off the 1941 movie "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" about a married  couple who find out that their marriage is not valid and comedy ensues.  I also don't think it's based off the  2005 film with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, that would be hard to do. 

       This series is about two spies, Mr. Smith only known as Mr. Smith is played by Scott Bakula. (Meaning this is where Sam Quantum Leaped) . and Mrs. Smith is played by Maria Bello.  So now, you may be wondering what this series about?  

Wednesday, May 05, 2021

Do Watch Elliott From Earth

Cartoon Network  Opinion 



     I was going to do a blog post about each episode, and give my thoughts on episodes one by one, that was my intention before the series premiered.  Then the series premiered, and I watched each day it came on the air (all 10 days straight).  Watching the show, I wasn't sure what to expect first, but now that I've watched it, I think this is a better way to a post about this show. 

       "Elliott From Earth" is a Cartoon Network series made from Cartoon Network's European Studios the same studios that made " The Amazing World of Gumball". You can see they might have a similar aesthetic to the series.  It is a different creator and writing staff. 
Copyright Cartoon Network Studios Europe 


  The very thing is called "Chapter One: The Journey Begins" and this chapter is 4, 11-minute episodes called "Wednesday" .
    
     The show starts with a very thematic feel to it start, we meet Elliott who is 11-years-old and seems to be on the quest to make friends. His mother a geologist named Frankie and live and travel in a R.V where she goes around trying to prove...aliens are real. She has this particular rock that she says came from outer space and might be a clue, she's also  been made fun by other geologists.  From the start, you can see Elliott is an optimistic character but long for stability and friends. He also likes dinosaurs, as noted by his toy dinosaur, that he introces to another boy with the same name.   
       
    The show sets up the characters well and I do like how it's the parent who thinks aliens are real  and it's not a kid trying  to have to convince his parent.  The art style is already amazing, and I like the designs, but more on that later. 

       
  The show is called "Elliott from EARTH" but he's still on Earth. We have to get to from part.  That means the meteorite.  So the meteorite is activated  sends them to another world. This is like a world like a forest/jungle/swap area. Strange frogs, which you will be seeing in future episodes as the little intro cards. I'm going to do this spoiler free, but do watch the show (heh the title of the post) and notice the little nuggets and details, this show rewards those who rewatch after the first time, you'll love it. 

      They also lose the meteorite, because we need our characters to stay from Earth not on Earth, or we have no plot. A dinosaur is met, a good boy, they name him Mo. They speak dinosaur and somehow the dino speaks their language, it's weird, but it's alright.  



      It's still Wednesday, we go to part 3, they find out, yes they are in a different world, but they were actually in a biosphere.  They are taken out of the biosphere because they aren't supposed to be there. This is the start of where you get to see the different alien creature-folk as the world building comes alive.  Already, we had some cool world building going on, and this makes it even better. 

    Episode 4 is the conclusion of Chapter One and the "Wednesday" arc. We meet the world of the show ,now we are in this beautiful city.  I won't give too much, as I promised but this episode does a good message of don't judge a book by its cover and it's actually the Mom who has to learn that. These four episodes set up the series well and it seems like it will be an interesting journey.  It is story-driven show, if you like that type of thing, like you can't watch it out of order really at all, so mind that for this part and the rest. 

           This show does have comedy and it's some great moments, that don't want to explain because this a post making a pitch to you to watch and enjoy this series yourself.   Episodes 5 and 6, I love how the tiles of these episodes are alliterative. I do love episodes and stories that take place at the same time but from different sides. I think case: episode 5 is same time focused on what Elliott and Mo are doing, while Episod 6 is with Frankie. That's fun.  Elliott goes to a school like place and is apprehensive about joining because we get some more backstory about how his constant moving made him not able to make friends. It's a nice touch, and the episode works well. Episode 6 drives the plot along with Frankie trying to learn more about this world and getting help with finding the meteorite.  



      Some episodes in the series are characters experiencing this world.  Pause. I'm going to mention it here the theme intro is awesome, I'm also surprised it was longer than 5 seconds, or at least allowed to air on tv and be longer than 5 seconds.  Gumball's theme is short for example on Live TV. Un pause. (what?)  I like these episodes where you learn about different characters, creatures and strange things in this world. Because it is a not a grounded our Earth world, there's stuff to play around with. Episodes 5 to 16 are Chapter 2, this book is little bottom heavy. (slight joke?) 

 
   What are some episodes that stood out to me between 5-10?   "Chaotic Clumping" is fun because of Mo and Elliott getting combined. It's also good example of a strength of this show, it takes plots we've seen and gives them twists.  The endings are especially great. 




   Episodes 11-15 have a great strength to them as well.  "Parallel Paradox" (episode 11) does a great job of  taking a plot we've seen before of character has to be in two places at once and executes its own style , spin and humor on it.  It's a funny episode just as much as anything else.   "Temporal Tedium" is a well done episode, the twist  of end is just perfect. This show has a dark humor it works well. 

  Episode 16 is the  Chapter 2 finale and, so far, the last episode that has aired. It ties stuff together from the other episodes and explains the deep the question of Mo learning what happened to dinosaurs. Which um well that's not good.  It feels like it's going to be an episode with one thing but that one thing ties it together and makes it a good episode that also wants you to want more. That's all I'm going to say.  
  
       This post is mostly me just saying I really love this show. It's not completely perfect, but it's a enjoyable ride. You can watch all the episodes in one sitting or as I did watched them when they premiered day by day.   
   
        Since this is a cartoon, the thing you notice is the art work . The colors have a neon look to them, it is a very colorful program, with the different alien species they have unique designs and colors and bring a whole lot to the look of the show.  As the title says, do watch this show, it's has fun characters, environments and stories to tell.  

  That's it for now, tune in next time when we figure out what this message from aliens telling us not to open this box means.  

          

Tuesday, May 04, 2021

DCOM Creates a Clone: The Other Me

Disney Channel Original Movies 


          The Paul McCartney song, "The Other Me" is oh sorry, wrong blog.   We dip back into a Disney Channel Original movie ,again from the year 2000, to bring you the September installment of that year,  "The Other Me".    The movie stars Andy Lawrence in his second of three Disney Channel original movies.

               The movie starts at school where some kids make fun Andy Lawrence's character, Will Browning, for having a yo-yo (why?, like I know)   Will isn't the best student in school he likes to be lazy and slide by, how do I know this? Because he said it.  There's a girl who makes me scared for Will, like she might like him or might want to kill him. (That would make this movie more exciting.)  Her name is Heather and she wants to ask Will to the dance, but he Will-not (get it?)   The actress playing Heather was in a couple other Disney Channel movies: Phantom of the Megaplex and Cadet Kelly.


         Will has a science project due in 3 weeks, because if he doesn't do well  he Will (stop it) have to repeat the class.  There's also bully character, named Scottie DeSota , who is important for this movie. (Find at 5,6,9, and 10)  To be fair, Will got him suspended, but I'm not sure of the full details. Now at home, we see Will's family.  The mother seems to be a hippy  and the dad is played by  Mark L Taylor, a guy that always seems to be cast as a  Dad in a TV show or movie.

       And he has a sister named Allana, she exists.  Since it's report card day, the parents like the sister's report card and don't like Will's.  The parents say that if he doesn't get his grades up, he would end up at a boys summer boot camp. (Because, that'll fix things)  I would be bad to not mention that one of those cool see through land line phones is in this movie.  His mother tells him they don't care about A grades; they want him to try harder.  He finds a magazine and decides to use it as a science project idea.


   Meanwhile, at a placed Ocean Pups these two guys are trying to do some cloning, called hyper-cloning. They want to be rich. The company is actually a front operation to do what they do. Their names are Victor and Conrad.  (They will be our villains, this movie)  So mouse escapes causing a cat to chase it and knock over some cloning stuff  and some of it seeps through the floor to the products they are selling where it drips on one box that will end up guess where?  Oh yeah main character's house.

      These ocean pup things seem to be like those "sea monkey" things.  Will starts to work on his project and uses his comb to mix the stuff , thus causing him to create a naked clone, that is is his same age and stuff. Also the clone is played by Andy Lawrence, so he's doing a Disney's Parent trap here. (Fun how this works for both versions)  He calls Ocean Pups, and tells them it does some weird stuff , which helps our plot later.   ( I did this out of order but it flows better here)  After a moment of time of constant staring and bemusement we get the movie going again.

 The other me would be the glad one/ Copyright Disney 

        I noticed a fun little shooting error but I won't mention what it was. Anyway, Will decides that the best thing to do with a clone is to pass him of as a science project. (Yep, that's normal)  The lady he called  tells our villains that some strange things happened and they put together that some of their cloning stuff made it out. 

       The music for the background in this movie is done by Mark Mothersbaugh , so that's why it sounds like "Rugrats" somewhat.  The clone seems to be able to read books quickly and absorbing information in a quick fashion.  Parts of this movie will be antics of Will trying to hide the clone, that's much of this film.

more after the jump

Thursday, April 29, 2021

CW Sets Summer Premieres

The CW  Summer TV 

 

     The CW has announced it's summer premiere dates, with some series that had be pushed down; mixed in will be some CW summer staples as well.  New seasons of " DC's Stargirl , Masters of Illusion, and Roswell.  The sixth and final season of Supergirl launches in August.

      Also returning : "Dead Pixels" , "Coroner", "Burden of Truth" and new episodes of "Riverdale" and "DC's Legends of Tomorrow"  
    
      The CW has announced a change in premiere dates for season 3 of "In the Dark" which was supposed to premiere on June 9.   

     The premiere of Sky horror-comedy,  "Wellington Paranormal" will premiere with back to back episodes on July 11th, then it will be premiered with other British comedy, "Dead Pixels". 

Here's the details (all times ET) 

 Wednesday,June 23
 8-9pm   Kung Fu (Original episode) 
9-10pm  In The Dark (New Season premiere date) 

Sunday, July 11
8pm  DC's  Legends of Tomorrow  (Season 6B premiere) 
9pm  Wellington Paranormal (Series Premiere) 
9:30pm Wellington Paranormal (Original episode) 

Thursday, July 15
8pm  Walker (Original episode) 
9pm  Coroner (Season Premiere) 

Sunday, July 18
8pm  DC's Legends of Tomorrow (Original episode) 
9pm  Wellington Paranormal (Original episode) 
9:30pm Dead Pixels (Season Premiere) 

Monday, July 26
8pm Roswell, New Mexico (Season Premiere)
9pm  The Republic of Sarah (Original episode) 

Tuesday, August 10 
8pm DC's Stargirl (Season premiere) 
9pm Superman & Lois (Original episode) 

Wednesday, August 11
8pm  Riverdale (Original episode) 
9pm In the Dark (Original episode) 

Friday, August 13
8pm  Masters of Illusion (Season premiere) 
8:30pm  Masters of Illusion (Encore) 

Thursday, August 19
8pm Burden of Truth (Season premiere) 
9pm  Coroner (Original episode) 

Tuesday, August 24 
8pm  DC's Stargirl (Original episode) 
9pm Supergirl (Original episode) 

Press release after the Jump 

Monday, April 26, 2021

Nexstar to Launch Rewind TV

TV News  Digital Networks 



        Nexstar Media is launching a new digital network that will complement  Antenna TV called Rewind TV.  Rewind TV will be airing classic TV shows from the 1980's and 90's. This gives Antenna TV which has been airing shows from the 50's to 90's  some breathing room in their line up.  

       Rewind will be airing some series that have been airing on Antenna TV  such as, Murphy Brown, Growing Pains,  Wings, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Who's the Boss, and Family Ties, and new addition The Drew Carey Show.    Antenna TV will still air shows from 50's through 70's and the weeknight re run of Johnny Carson. 

    The station will launch May 1st on Nexstar stations on newly added or replacements of existing digital channels. (Court TV airs on many of the former Tribune Nexstar stations maybe leaving due to it moving to Ion sub channels)  

 You can visit their website here : www.rewindtv.com.


Read the press release after the jump 

Thursday, April 08, 2021

Joshuaonline's 10's: When TV drifts


Editor's note:  This post was made back in 2016, but it never made it to post and just lingered as a draft all this time.  Part of a plan that didn't come together as well as previously thought, so we are here to post it now. This post hasn't been changed from it's  original premise in 2016, minus this note being added on top.  Some things have changed since this post, thanks to streaming, especially.  Thankyou for reading.   








      As part of our 10th anniversary , we take this time to take a look at TV stories or things in TV that happened in the past 10 years or maybe something that happened before but effects TV to this day. We take a look at topics in television or media that have an interesting or important element to what television brings us.     
  You can read our past posts here in our 10 years section   
   
         Have you ever gotten mad at the History Channel for airing non-history factual programming?  Did you know that Bravo used to be an arts channel , hence the name Bravo? 
                                                    
      Honestly , Yes Names should mean something! (Don't look us like that)  The phrase of what to call a channel that has gone off their launch mission is called Channel Drift. It can also be called network decay.  Let's say Joshuoanline had tons of money  and we launched a TV channel called Car-Repair TV (no relation to any real Car Repair TV's that might be out there) that aired how to shows on how to repair cars. Our target audience people with cars maybe ages 18-49 ,which is basic for advertisers. We do pretty well ,viewers love finding out how to fix their cars and we even start adding programs for people who want to  modify their cars.  Our concept goes so well that other companies launch their own versions , some fizzle away be cause nobody can beat Car Repair TV.  A few years later we  start adding programs that have nothing car repair  but may fit with those watching, Our channel's biggest audience is Men ages  30-50 in fact we beat ESPN in the audience so we find programming that we think they would like besides car repair , let's say we pick up rights to NASCAR races. It has cars so it fits and we might get some viewers who weren't watching who might stay after the race to watch  Stick Shifts with Buck.  Have we drifted ? Yes ..but in a small percentage.  Reality Shows are hot , so we add a reality show that fits with our channel though , called  Can you Fix it ? Where our contestants are compete to on who can be the best mechanic.  We rename the channel to an acronym  of CRTV (Car Repair TV)  and we continue. Well there's in wrench in life later as people have found other ways to have car repair info , they can go on the internet for it ,and now there's a video site that you can look it up, and in fact we start doing the same. Our  TV channel  needs to survive so we do the unthinkable we decide to cut back on our Car Repair TV programming and refocus our name as  CRTV and decide to keep Nascar , make some reality shows about cars , we pick up other car racing  groups . Our older programming is shoved to mornings and our website.   Our channel drifted, slowly, but times caught up to us and our management felt we had to change.

     The Biggest name brought up in a channel drift is MTV , formerly MTV : Music Television.  MTV was part of the early days of cable , which was an inventive time and possibly at it's best. (hang on)  There were many single program style program channels, Want Sports and Sports news 24/7 : ESPN (1979) , want News all day live ?  CNN (1980) , are you a kid tired of not being able to watch children's shows at 5pm on a Saturday ? Nickelodeon (1979). Music videos did air on TV but there was not an outlet of MTV's scale and they changed out music videos were done.  But then in the  mid 2000's they cut back on music videos and few other music programs like TRL , to focus on other things in the demo they were attracted. Today they air dramas, sitcoms, and  reality shows this is a definitely a drift. Is this a bad drift ,good drift ? Maybe a survival drift. MTV to stay on the air felt they ad to adapt to the changing market place like our fake CRTV had to do. This makes people ,who grew up with MTV doing Music and music videos (as of this writing they are going to do some music programs starting soon) , though if MTV was to put back music videos, there's  a chance that you might not watch. They are not going to air the same music videos that you remember because MTV Always did current music videos. MTV Hits , which was an extra channel on cable airs music videos all day of current songs not songs from the 80's and 90's  also with the internet you can find tons of music videos from the past right there and watch anytime you want, or watch  MTV Classic which airs older music videos all day. 

     The another drift offender, the most outrageous  one  is TLC.  If you were to tell someone that didn't grow up in the 90's or before that TLC's letters used to mean The Learning Channel , they would be shocked or not , what do we know?  Not to make this a history lesson so we are going to make this short. TLC was launched in 1972 by the  Department of Health, Education, and Welfare and NASA as the Appalachian Community Service Network. It was a way to provide educational and instructional programming using television. In the 80's the name was changed to The Learning Channel and it did what the name was on the tin and it was privatized when it was renamed.  A competitor launched called Discovery Channel ,think about that channels competing for viewers over programming about nature, science, history ,and other educational programs.  In the 90's Discovery bought TLC , that's who owns them today. Discovery must have felt that having two learning channels would be a bit redundant.  In the late 90's they went for a new focus the slogan I remember the most "Life Unscripted" was started, this brought in programming like inetior design shows , guess to compete with the HGTV market. Shows like Baby Story and  crime shows and etc.  So in this period was the decay? I would say no , was it drift , yes?  Though I guess you are learning about how crimes are solved or how to do some D.I.Y  is some type of learning.  They did started focusing on the name TLC and less on  The Learning Channel , like when our fake channel focused on CRTV , it lets the channel have more flexibility.  TLC then started finding success in reality shows but their focus instead of competition shows like the networks , or whatever the heck Bravo is doing , they went for "real people" well many call this lowest common denominator programming.

    But why did they do it ?  Well ratings , were high yep and that equaled that they felt you wanted more. People watching Jon and Kate Plus 8 .. well hey here are some other big families with maybe some drama added in.  Do you like Cake Boss... well let's make more.   TLC is now having to find some other direction they will be adding some scripted programming soon though.  So our question was this good drift or bad drift. Well  it was good for Discovery who had lots of viewers watching TLC more than watching the learning programming or even the  D.I.Y/ home programs  (which apparently were a fad), it was bad for everyone else , unless you were the new viewers watching. This one is subjective in answer isn't it?

more after the jump  or come drift was us / wait that was awful

Wednesday, April 07, 2021

FOX announces Summer Schedule

FOX Summer TV 



     FOX has released their summer schedule. They have added new reality series, a  new remake of "Fantasy Island"  A new baking competition series called "Crime Scene Kitchen".  New seasons of  "Hells' Kitchen: Young Guns" , Lego Masters", "Masterchef : Legends"  and "Beat Shazam".   There also will be a Monday animation block with the new season "Ducanville" and  new series "Housebroken". 

Here's the schedule (all times ET) 

Sunday, May 23
8:30-9pm  Duncanville  (Season Premiere , part 1) 
9:30-10pm   Ducanville  (Season Premiere, part 2) 

Tuesday, May 25
8-10pm  Mental Samurai  (Season Premiere) 

Wednesday, May 26
8pm  The Masked Singer (Season Finale) 
9pm   Crime Scene Kitchen (Series Premiere) 

Mondays, starting May 31 
8pm   Hell's Kitchen : Young Guns (Season Premiere) 
9pm  Housebroken  (Series Premiere) 
9:30pm Ducanville (Time Period Premiere) 

Tuesdays, starting June 1 
8pm Lego Masters (Season Premiere) 
9pm   Mental Samurai  (Time Period Premiere) 

Wednesdays, starting June 2
8pm  Masterchef : Legends ( Season Premiere) 
9pm   Crime Scene Kitchen 

Thursdays, starting June 3
8pm  Beat Shazam  (Season Premiere) 

TBA ---August 
Fantasy Island 

Press Release after the jump 


ABC Summer Premiere Dates




    ABC has announced their summer programming premiere dates. As with networks in summer, it's a mixture of reality shows and game shows.   They have added three new series to the line up: "The Celebrity Dating Game" , "The Ultimate Surfer" ,  "When Nature Calls" 

Here are the dates. (all times ET/PT) 

Friday, June 4th 
8-9:01pm  Emergency Call (new season) 

Sunday, June 6th 
8-9pm   Celebrity Family Feud (new season) 
9-10pm   The Chase                  (new season) 
10-11pm   To Tell the Truth      (new season) 

Monday, June 7th
8-10pm  The Bachelorette (new season) 
 

Wednesday, June 9th 
8-9pm   Press Your Luck (new season) 
9-10pm  The $100,000 Pyramid  (new season)
10-11pm  Card Sharks (new season) 

Monday, June 14th 
10-11pm The Celebrity Dating Game (new series) 

Thursday, June 17th
8-9pm When Nature Calls (Series Premiere) 
9-10pm Holey Moley 3D in 2D (new season) 
10-11pm  The Hustler   (new season) 

Monday, August 16th 
8-10pm  Bachelor in Paradise  (new season) 
10-11pm The Ultimate Surfer (series premiere) 


Press release after the jump