Christmas: The Magic Hockey Skates

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           CHRISTMAS 

     
           This time we are looking at the 2012 Christmas special called "The Magic Hockey Skates"   It , so far airs yearly on the CBC.  It has also aired in the UK , Ireland, and the US.  So let's talk about this Christmas special that involves hockey, because Canada.  (A Curling special would have also applied.)

        It starts with hockey, to be honest, that's how it should start. No magic hockey skates yet, but hockey. The main character is a boy named Joey "The Flea"  Mack and he's playing against larger hockey players.   There's another hockey player named Rocky St. Jean.  They are apparently, the only two hockey players on the team; because that's fair.  Then Joey stumbles and the other team wins the Stanley Cup (TM?) . It was a dream, I was confused there.

Would be a strange hockey game 

          Joey is awakened by his mother and he is glad that it snowed! (Glad some one is)  He's happy because he likes outdoor hockey, even though his brother, Zach, says he' s not a good skater.  Joey wants skates by the hockey player mentioned above, Rocky St. Jean.  Zach wants a new hockey mask and they both cost lots of money.  The shopkeeper, who looks like Santa, and I am thinking that is on purpose because he looks like Santa and this is a Christmas special, and hockey skates. (Keep it along) oh yeah, sorry,  storekeeper guy says they good second-hand skates. (insert quip about second foot skates, laugh here)

He totally is Santa Claus 

           Oh his name is Nick, oh come on!  The skates that totally that is Santa offers are 90% off. (of what?)   So, they get those skates.  Totally is Santa tells Joey that they are magic hockey skates (roll those credits)  and that he has 3 wishes; all he has to do is believe.  There's also a dog in this special, and he's good boy.   Joey works to learn how to skate on ice. (or Ice-skating as I like to call it)  People make fun of him falling down because falling is funny(?)  Joey makes a wish that he was a better skater and apparently, witchcraft is real! (or magic) 

Maybe the wish works 

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Christmas : Frosty Returns (1992)

Christmas The Flashback 

   So, you are watching one or both of the two showing of "Frosty the Snowman" on CBS and it's a 30 minute special. Then you see something called "Frosty Returns" come on and you might be befuddled at what this is special.

  It's NOT  a direct sequel of "Frosty the Snowman" from Rankin Bass , but CBS doesn't have rights (as of this writing to that special) they do have rights this one!  From 1992, this is "Frosty Returns".

      This special's animation looks like a Peanuts special and that's not because some random dude was trying to rip-off Peanuts. The animation is done by  Bill Melendez  and his production company. The same Bill Melendez who did the Peanuts specials.  The music sounds like Rugrats, why does it sound like that, because it's done by Mark Mothersbaugh, who also did music on "Rugrats". 


 On the special!

        They do copy the hallmarks of a Rankin Bass special by having a narrator. In this case it's narrated by Johnathan Winters.  This narrator can ride snow flakes because science.  I cut here before we get to rest of the special, it's not going to mention Christmas, there's some winter carnival so it can  place anytime between December and March. (That means a)using the Christmas tag was a weird thing for me to do, and b) I can watch this special in March) I'm only mentioning this now, not because it bugs me , but to make sure you know that it doesn't mention Christmas.

          At first there's a song with kids singing how much they love snow (yeah pro-snow agenda) while, the adults complaining about it in the same song.  Our main character is Holly DeCarlo  and she also has this friend who looks like Marcie from Peanuts had a son. His name is Charles so I have my own ideas.

Charlie Brown and Marcie had a son?/ Copyright CBS 

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The Golden Globes Nomination 2019

The Golden Globes  Awards

          The 77th annual  Gloden Globes (R) nominations have been announced. The awards show airs on January 5th at 8pm/5pt  on NBC


 Here are the list of nominations 

Best Motion Picture - Drama
Niko Tavernise
1917
The Irishman
Joker
Marriage Story
The Two Popes


Best Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy
Dolemite Is My Name
Jojo Rabbit
Knives Out
Once Upon a Time in...Hollywood
Rocketman


Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Drama
Cynthia Erivo, Harriet
Scarlett Johansson, Marriage Story
Saoirse Ronan, Little Women
Charlize Theron, Bombshell
Renée Zellweger, Judy



Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Drama
Christian Bale, Ford v Ferrari
Antonio Banderas, Pain and Glory
Adam Driver, Marriage Story
Joaquin Phoenix, Joker
Jonathan Pryce, The Two Popes


Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy
Awkwafina, The Farewell
Cate Blanchett, Where'd You Go Bernadette?
Ana de Armas, Knives Out
Beanie Feldstein, Booksmart
Emma Thompson, Late Night


Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy
Daniel Craig, Knives Out
Roman Griffin Davis, Jojo Rabbit
Leonardo DiCaprio, Once Upon a Time in...Hollywood
Taron Egerton, Rocketman
Eddie Murphy, Dolemite Is My Name



Best Director - Motion Picture
Bong Joon-ho, Parasite
Sam Mendes, 1917
Todd Phillips, Joker
Martin Scorsese, The Irishman
Quentin Tarantino, Once Upon a Time in...Hollywood


Best Screenplay - Motion Picture
Noah Baumbach, Marriage Story
Bong Joon-ho and Jin Won Han, Parasite
Anthony McCarten, The Two Popes
Quentin Tarantino, Once Upon a Time in...Hollywood
Steven Zaillian, The Irishman


Best Foreign Language Film
The Farewell
Les Misérables
Pain and Glory
Parasite
Portrait of a Lady on Fire



Best Animated Feature Film
Frozen 2
How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
The Lion King
Missing Link
Toy Story 4


Best Original Score - Motion Picture
Alexandre Desplat, Little Women
Hildur Guonadóttir, Joker
Randy Newman, Marriage Story
Thomas Newman, 1917
Daniel Pemberton, Motherless Brooklyn


Best Original Song - Motion Picture
"Beautiful Ghosts" (Cats) — Taylor Swift & Andrew Lloyd Webber
"I'm Gonna Love Me Again" (Rocketman) — Elton John & Bernie Taupin
"Into the Unknown" (Frozen 2) — Robert Lopez & Kristen Anderson-Lopez
"Spirit" (The Lion King) — Beyoncé Knowles-Carter, Timothy McKenzie & Ilya Salmanzadeh
"Stand Up" (Harriet) — Joshuah Brian Campbell & Cynthia Erivo



Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in Any Motion Picture
Kathy Bates, Richard Jewell
Annette Bening, The Report
Laura Dern, Marriage Story
Jennifer Lopez, Hustlers
Margot Robbie, Bombshell


Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in Any Motion Picture
Tom Hanks, A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
Anthony Hopkins, The Two Popes
Al Pacino, The Irishman
Joe Pesci, The Irishman
Brad Pitt, Once Upon a Time in...Hollywood


Best Television Series - Drama
Big Little Lies
The Crown
Killing Eve
The Morning Show
Succession



Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series - Drama
Jennifer Aniston, The Morning Show
Olivia Colman, The Crown
Jodie Comer, Killing Eve
Nicole Kidman, Big Little Lies
Reese Witherspoon, The Morning Show


Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Drama
Brian Cox, Succession
Kit Harington, Game of Thrones
Rami Malek, Mr. Robot
Tobias Menzies, The Crown
Billy Porter, Pose


Best Television Series - Comedy or Musical
Barry
Fleabag
The Kominsky Method
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
The Politician



Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series - Comedy or Musical
Christina Applegate, Dead to Me
Rachel Brosnahan, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
Kirsten Dunst, On Becoming a God in Central Florida
Natasha Lyonne, Russian Doll
Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag


Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Comedy or Musical
Michael Douglas, The Kominsky Method
Bill Hader, Barry
Ben Platt, The Politician
Paul Rudd, Living With Yourself
Ramy Youssef, Ramy


Best Television Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Catch-22
Chernobyl
Fosse/Verdon
The Loudest Voice
Unbelievable



Best Performance by an Actor in a Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Christopher Abbott, Catch-22
Russell Crowe, The Loudest Voice
Jared Harris, Chernobyl
Sam Rockwell, Fosse/Verdon
Sacha Baron Cohen, The Spy


Best Performance by an Actress in a Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Kaitlyn Dever, Unbelievable
Joey King, The Act
Helen Mirren, Catherine the Great
Merritt Wever, Unbelievable
Michelle Williams, Fosse/Verdon


Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Patricia Arquette, The Act
Toni Collette, Unbelievable
Meryl Streep, Big Little Lies
Emily Watson, Chernobyl
Helena Bonham Carter, The Crown



Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Alan Arkin, The Kominsky Method
Kieran Culkin, Succession
Andrew Scott, Fleabag
Stellan Skarsgard, Chernobyl
Henry Winkler, Barry

Christmas: Frosty the Snowman (1969)

Christmas   The Flashback 

    One of my problems is that I kind of assumed everyone knows about  the same collective things, case in point: this special. I at least assumed everyone has seen this special and really , I shouldn't. That's one of the reasons why I never really jumped on this special to write about. I also really do like looking up stuff people really probably haven't seen or I've not seen my self to show my thoughts to all.    Since this is a special year for this special, I think it's time to write about it.

  Now This is "Frosty the Snowman"

       So, this special premiered on December 7th 1969 on CBS and has aired there ,as of this writing, for all 50 years. (In Canada it airs on CBC)    This special is based off the song of the same name written by Walter "Jack" Rollins and Steve Nelson.  The history of the song is for a different blog, for this blog, I'm going to be writing about how Rankin-Bass (The Kings of Christmas)  took that song and figured out how to write a whole dang story around it. 



      Per tradition in Rankin Bass Christmas specials there is a narrator , this time it's Jimmy Durante!  So, it's the day before Christmas and kids are in school while the first snow of winter has fallen. (Why are the kids in school on Christmas eve? I don't know)   The teacher hires a Professor Hinkle, a magician, to come to the class Christmas party. He's not a very good magician. (He also has a rabbit named Hocus Pocus, who is best rabbit.)  Anyway, school's out (FOR SUMMER, I mean Christmas)  and the children , the main girl is named Karen, start to make a snowman.  (Also the kids are dressed in shorts and short dresses because people were tougher in the old days--weakling!)

Tougher Days/ Copyright NBC Universal 

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But First These Messages: Merry and Bright Edition

But  First These Messages 

           
        Christmas means commercials. "Santa Claus vs Elvis" will be back but first these messages...

       Christmas brings Christmas themed products like Christmas cakes, Christmas toothpaste and even Christmas Captain Crunch.



The kids seem over joyed that Captain Crunch broke into their house.
     

Eat my cereal  , It tastes like Christmas 

                       So anyway I need buy stuff but where? Amazon? No! Walmart! What?  Target? Maybe.   Kmart? They barley exist. I need a real store.

  For our Joshuaonline UK audience.

        The shots of this ad are interesting because they give you the feeling that you are a giant looking inside a doll house.  They also do these strange  zoom into the products like hey this is the price, this is the product, here you go.  The ad also has no words until the end.

I don't know why she's upset, that's a good price. 

  The one type of commercial that screams to me Christmas more than anything else are perfume ads; they seem to run in more excess around Christmas time than anything else and there are some that I only remember running around Christmas time.  

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Something about Charlie Brown: I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown

Peanuts Christmas 

 
     How many Christmas specials can Peanuts have?  The answer is a few. 

  "I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown" is an hour long  (with commercials) Christmas special from 2003, that first aired on ABC, and as of this writing airs once a year on ABC.

          This special focuses on Rerun Van Pelt, the little brother of Linus and Lucy. The primary plot, and I say that because there's loose connections in this special,  is that Rerun really wants to have a pet dog.
 
       That's the main focus but most of the special is vignettes of  Rerun's daily life: He rides on the back of his mother's bicycle and she's not the most cautious rider,  he wants to play with Snoopy, people ask him about his "weird" brother and sister.   Rerun is  an interesting peanuts character , because he's one of the youngest ones, he's one that was introduced in the 1970's but there wasn't  much done with him. His primary gag was the riding on the back of his mother's bicycle.  Schulz didn't really have much ideas for the character. For awhile, he was background or not shown at all. (He appeared in the 80's special "Happy New Year")  He got a resurgence in the 90's and is in many Peanuts strips many of which were put into special, and a later special, "He's a Bully".


         We get to see how Rerun interacts with his sister and brother which brings us some funny moments like when Lucy threatens to knock down his blocks and she asks what he would do? His answer was that years down the lane he would refuse to sign a co-sign on a loan for Lucy and her husband. Which causes her to just storm away and not knock down the blocks. 

you could say, he blocked her... ha ha ha / Copyright Peanuts 

        Later on,  Rerun is at school and there's a character that was introduced in the comics in the 90's  called "The little pig-tailed girl" she and him are working on some crafts in Kindergarten.   When she says she's tired of "this Kindergarten stuff" he says maybe they could go to Paris one day.  The next day, he gets in trouble for harassment. (What?)  ( This segment is based off strips from January of 1997 and one from 2000.  )

Nothing can be proved/ Copyright Peanuts 

            Then it gets to the plot of Rerun still wanting a dog. More daily life of Rerun stuff, with Rerun being with  his mother.  They did put in a Schroeder and Lucy moment. (We do have time for this)  It has some funny moments to it.  Rerun asks Charlie Brown if  Snoopy has any family members, to which Charlie says he does.  Charlie Brown talks about Snoopy's brother, Marbles, visiting but leaving after one day because Snoopy is a bad pilot. Then about Andy and Olaf. (We get sweet shot of inside Snoopy's house) There's Spike. (His last special was "The Girl in the Red Truck" ) To fill in the gap, he asks Snoopy if he can play with him, which works for a while until Snoopy grows tired of this apparently.

Yay/ Copyright Peanuts 

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NBC/CBS/ABC Mideason 2020 Super Post

NBC ABC CBS 

 

     Due to my own distraction  I had missed the news for the networks' mid season premiere dates; only ending up with Fox and The CW . So, this is mostly for completionism here are NBC, CBS, and ABC's mid season premiere dates and details.

All Times ET , unless otherwise mentioned

NBC 

 new series marked in blue
    Mondays Starting January 6
     8PM  America's Got Talent: Champions (new season)
                The Voice returns in February
     10PM  Manifest (new season)

     Tuesdays starting January 7
     8PM  Ellen's Game of Games (new season)
     9PM  This is Us  (Council of Dads  begins in March
     10PM  New Amsterdam

    Wednesdays
   Chicago Night continues
   8PM Chicago Med
   9PM Chicago Fire
  10PM  Chicago PD

 Thursdays  (Starting February 13th)
 8PM  Superstore
8:30pm Brookyln Nine-Nine   (1 hr premiere on February 6th at 8pmet)
9PM Will and Grace
9:30pm  Indebted 
10pm  Law and Order : SVU

Fridays
8PM  Lincoln Rhyme :Hunt for the Bone Collector (The Blacklist returns in March )
9-11pm Dateline NBC

Saturday
8pm  Alternative Encores
9PM  Dateline Saturday Night Mystery
10PM   Saturday Night Live Encores

Sundays (March )
8PM  Little Big Shots
9PM Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist 
10PM  Good Girls

Friday January 10th : Lincoln Rhyme :Hunt for the Bone Collector Premieres
Sunday, February 16th : Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist Premieres (Special Preview on January 7th)

"The Good Place" Series Finale is 90 minutes  with an extended episode  and a post show special hosted by Seth Myers Starting at 8:30pmET on January 30th.

CBS 

New Series marked in Blue

Tuesdays starting January 7th
8PM  NCIS
9PM  FBI
10PM FBI: Most Wanted 


Wednesday  January 8th
8pm Undercover Boss  (new season)
9-11pm Criminal Minds (2 hour season premiere)


Wednesdays Starting January 15th
8PM Undercover Boss
9PM   Criminal Minds  (Regular Time Slot )
10PM  S.W.A.T
  

Thursday Starting February 6th
8PM Young Sheldon
8:30PM  The Unicorn
9PM  Mom
9:30  Carol's Second Act
10PM Tommy 

Fridays Starting February 7th
8PM MacGyver (New Season)
9PM Hawaii Five-0 (new Time slot)
10PM Blue Bloods

Wednesday February 12th
8-10PM  Survivor (2 hour season Premiere)
10PM   Criminal Minds (special time)

Sundays Starting February 16th
8PM  God Friended Me
9PM  NCIS : Los Angeles
10PM NCIS : New Orleans (New Time)

Wednesday, February 19th
8PM  Survivor (Regular slot)
9PM-11  Criminal Minds (2 hour Series Finale)



ABC
new series in Blue

Sunday, January 5
7pmet  America's Funniest Home Videos

Monday, January 6
8PM  The Bachelor  (Season Premiere)

Tuesday, Jan. 7
8/7c: JEOPARDY! The Greatest of All Time
9/8c: mixed-ish
9:30/8:30c: black-ish
10/9: Emergence

Wednesday, Jan. 8
9/8c: Modern Family
9:31/8:31c: Single Parents
10/9: Stumptown

Monday, Jan. 13
10/9c: The Good Doctor

Wednesday, Jan. 15
8/7c: The Goldbergs
8:30/7:30c: Schooled

Friday, Jan. 17
8/7c: American Housewife
8:30/7:30c: Fresh Off the Boat

Tuesday, Jan. 21
8/7c: The Conners
8:30/7:30c: Bless this Mess

Thursday, Jan. 23
8/7c: Station 19 (new time, crossover event)
9/8c: Grey's Anatomy (new time, crossover event)
10:01/9:01c: A Million Little Things (new time)

Sunday, Feb. 9
8/7c: The Oscars

Tuesday, Feb. 11
10/9c: For Life  

Sunday, Feb. 16
8/7c: American Idol (Season 18 premiere)

Sunday, Feb. 23
10/9c: The Rookie
Thursday, April 2'
10/9c: How to Get Away with Murder



Press Releases after the Jump

The Lookback: Thanksgiving: Mouse on the Mayflower

Thanksgiving  The Flashback 

    Our quest to find a Thanksgiving special has been accomplished once again. This time we have a special brought to us from Rankin-Bass from 1968 it's "Mouse on the Mayflower" , a different Rankin-Bass special with mice!   The special has the voice of Tennessee Ernie Ford (Consult your local Ernie Ford today!), Eddie Albert (whom you may know from Green Acres) , Joanie Sommers (nice!)  also Paul Frees (a Rankin Bass mainstay) and June Foray. Now on Joshuaonline this is "Mouse on the Mayflower"

       The special takes us right into the Mayflower like we just wondered in to them and the boat's taking on water and we're not going to help. (We're mean that way!)  Also, there's a mouse wearing clothes. (Network censors won't allow naked mice)   The theme music takes over. Then it takes us to church in the modern times (because I see cars) and there's a mouse. Since this is a Rankin Bass special, we have a narrator, this mouse (voiced by Ford) and he tell us that should remember what Thanksgiving and his name is Willum and he is talking about his great (many greats) grand father  was part of the Mayflower and signed the Mayflower compact. (Mice power!)

Mice also signed the Declaration of Independence and your checks/ Copyright NBC Universal 

   Also his relative was named Willum because, sure why not?  Now it goes back in time to the days of the pilgrims.  This is a musical? (I didn't sign up for this.) All the famous pilgrim people from the  Thanksgiving story are there. (You're Watching Mouse Thanksgiving on History Channel, followed by Aliens did it!)   The special mentions the correct original plans of the separatists wanting to go to Virginia to settle.  It  does skip of the other ship falling apart and being of no use, so they had to take the Mayflower.  We have only 40 minutes  so we don't have time for all that. (Peanuts has less time and still mentioned it ) 

I'll Miles Standish next to you/ Copyright NBC Universal 

      Is this special trying to pair Priscilla Mullins and Miles Standish? Oh no, wait they are setting up the details where she marries John Alden in Plymouth the next year.(Spoilers, sir!)  Why are there villains in this special? When did villains join the mayflower. These two guys want the pilgrims' gold because the special has time for this.

They are the bad guys!  Copyright NBC Universal 

   Where's the mouse? Oh there he is, he also gets on the Mayflower.  (This special is called "Mouse on the Mayflower" not mice, meaning that he was single, therefore no lady nice, therefore his grand child shouldn't exist)  The Mayflower is crowded, and we have time for 3 stooges gags.   There's a song about the Mayflower being crowded. "How about a little elbow room?"  Good, we have some more Maury Laws music, that's how Rankin Bass works!  I think John and Priscilla are falling in love (don't do any sinning there you two).  Now there's a storm and the bad guys want the pilgrims to abandon ship so, they can take the gold. (dark as heck!)   Willum "tells" Miles that the main beam is breaking so, they'll need a great screw.  The mouse changes history.  Crises adverted. (that was quick)  Granny (because this lady is voiced by June Foray) catches Alden talking to Priscilla (sinning!) .

Hey this is 1620! Go do that in 2020! / Copyright  NBC Universal 

     Great news ! They let Joanie Sommers sing a song! It's a song about Priscilla wanting to be with John Alden because why not?  Then they find land? (Would be strange if they went the wrong way and were back in England)  Bad news folks! They didn't reach Virginia.  (Oops) They are near New England. (There's a new England?)    They are encouraged to start  their own colony. Oh another song with Joanie Sommers. There's a native mouse, because of course.  Also, a bear and native are hugging each other?

What the history books don't tell you/ Copyright NBC Universal 

      Meanwhile, the bad guys, the same native and a bear  team up?   What am I looking at?  The bad guys wanted to start a war because gold. Then the mice get a deer to stop the pilgrims from shooting the natives.  Thus stopping a war. Mouse unity made them not be enemies because that works. The bad guys are stopped  easily so, sure.   Another song.  They are trying to beat winter's cold grip. Then winter hits, good thing they built so many houses in 1 month.  They even mention the deaths that happened, so it's not shying away from that part of the story.  Spring comes! 

"There's a bug on your neck" / Copyright NBC Universal 

        After all the spring and summer. Hey it's 1621, when are John and Priscilla to be wed hurry up?  Anyway, first Thanksgiving. The special's near end quotes "Psalm 100".  Then it turns into modern times again  showing contemporary America then roll credits! 

had to include shot of the mouse / Copyright NBC Universal  

    It is an experience for a Thanksgiving related special. It's quite a messy special with the idea of having villains for some reason.  They did put some moments of historical accuracy that I wasn't expecting because this about talking mice, and there's a bear who joins our villains which probably didn't really happen. I also see Rankin Bass saved their best songs for the Christmas specials but, the songs here are serviceable.   It's goofy and strange, but at least it wasn't boring.  

     That does it for our Lookback, tune in next time when we wonder why there was only one mouse on the Mayflower.